milky_26 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-45713490/slow-cooker-breakfast-creator-shocked-by-recipe-s-popularity this looks a great idea for a lazy sunday, as long as you remember to prepare it the night before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Could take a jobby in a slow cooker and it'd even cook that nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) Stop twatting about and just feckin fry it I can't imagine how bad a fry up done in a slow cooker would be. Eggs would be like rubber. Bacon would be floppy. Beans would turn to mush. Onions would taste totally wrong. Edited October 2, 2018 by Cade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) So you put all that in the slow cooker at night and wake up in the morning with a English breakfast all ready done? Sounds like it woukd be be dry as ****. Scrambled egg never tastes right without being cooked in a pan imo Edited October 2, 2018 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 That looks like a shite breakfast tbh, tomatoes and mushrooms? WTF is all that about? No fried eggs? Toast? Disgraceful IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: That looks like a shite breakfast tbh, tomatoes and mushrooms? WTF is all that about? No fried eggs? Toast? Disgraceful IMO. Never seen black pudding or sliced sausage, it looked almost vegetarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Cade said: Stop twatting about and just feckin fry it I can't imagine how bad a fry up done in a slow cooker would be. Eggs would be like rubber. Bacon would be floppy. Beans would turn to mush. Onions would taste totally wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Scrambled eggs in a full english??? Fried eggs or GTF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jambof3tornado said: Scrambled eggs in a full english??? Fried eggs or GTF!!! I was always fried over scrambled, but I’m now a fully fledged poached ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Cade said: Stop twatting about and just feckin fry it I can't imagine how bad a fry up done in a slow cooker would be. Eggs would be like rubber. Bacon would be floppy. Beans would turn to mush. Onions would taste totally wrong. Onions? Was your edit just adding that as a troll? ONIONS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, superjack said: Never seen black pudding or sliced sausage, it looked almost vegetarian. Exactly. Although it said full English rather than Scottish so i gave them the benefit of the doubt on that. A proper "full Scottish" should consist of Bacon Sausage (Link) Sausage (Square) Black Pudding Tattie Scone Fried Egg Beans (optional) Toast All of the above would be rank in a slow cooker btw and should only be cooked in frying pans and under the grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) Grill all the way for a breakfast, there's no need to fry anything. Poach the eggs. Edited October 2, 2018 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, IronJambo said: Grill all the way for a breakfast, there's no need to fry anything. Poach the eggs. Yes, but a fry taste better than grill. And fried bread is better than toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 7 hours ago, IronJambo said: Grill all the way for a breakfast, there's no need to fry anything. Poach the eggs. Boiled eggs are lovely but it's difficult to integrate them in to a full Scottish. Here's an instruction video of how to make them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: Exactly. Although it said full English rather than Scottish so i gave them the benefit of the doubt on that. A proper "full Scottish" should consist of Bacon Sausage (Link) Sausage (Square) Black Pudding Tattie Scone Fried Egg Beans (optional) Toast All of the above would be rank in a slow cooker btw and should only be cooked in frying pans and under the grill. Get rid of the eggs and swap that tattie scone for hash browns, add some cooked tomatoes and you have the perfect fry up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Serge said: Boiled eggs are lovely but it's difficult to integrate them in to a full Scottish. Here's an instruction video of how to make them... yer fookin Doyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, superjack said: Get rid of the eggs and swap that tattie scone for hash browns, add some cooked tomatoes and you have the perfect fry up. Hash browns are a tasteless waste of time and as for cooked tomatoes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Sorry, I'm have feckn none of this slow cooker pish. I am Scottish and as such, the big bloody frying pan comes oot on a Sunday. Its the only way to assist wi the raging hangovers! The end. Pork Link (or Lorne) Black Pudding Tattie Scone Fried Mushrooms Fried Eggs Beans Buttered Roll Anything else is just NOT proper! Edited October 3, 2018 by Pans Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: Sorry, I'm have feckn none of this slow cooker pish. I am Scottish and as such, the big bloody frying pan comes oot on a Sunday. Its the only way to assist wi the raging hangovers! The end. Pork Link (or Lorne) Black Pudding Tattie Scone Fried Mushrooms Fried Eggs Beans Buttered Roll Anything else is just NOT proper! Pans gets it. Only thing i would do is transfer Plum tomatoes in for beans. Edited October 3, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Thanks for this thread, think I will have a full Scottish for my tea tonight. My choice will be Pork sausages Square sausage Black pudding Fried egg Fried tattie scone Fried mushrooms Hash Browns Maybe some beans Buttered roll Lashings of tomato sauce Edited October 3, 2018 by The Frenchman Returns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Thanks for this thread, think I will have a full Scottish for my tea tonight. My choice will be Pork sausages Square sausage Black pudding Fried egg Fried tattie scone Fried mushrooms Hash Browns Maybe some beans Buttered roll Lashings of tomato sauce BRAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 No-one else fire a bit haggis into a cooked breakfast then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) This is a PHM breakfast! Edited October 3, 2018 by Seymour M Hersh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 7 hours ago, ri Alban said: Yes, but a fry taste better than grill. And fried bread is better than toast. Smoked bacon instead of plain and it negates a need to fry for taste. As for sausages, just buy decent ones. No oil needs to go near anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 You can't beat homemade tattie scones, or maybe those from wee bakers. Far, far better than the cardboard things they sell in supermarkets. As well as the ordinary ones, my mum used to make tattie scones which had oatmeal in them; I've never seen or heard of them like that elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 The correct fry up is this Bacon Square Link (good quality steak ones or go without) Black pudding Tattie scone Mushrooms Fried egg Tinned tomatoes 2 buttered rolls. 1 for a bacon roll and 1 for mopping up duties. Beans don't moisten the tattie scones and black pudding enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) "Slow cooker enthusiast" hahahaha WTF??? That should be changed to "The lazy English bint" Edited October 3, 2018 by Armageddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, been here before said: No-one else fire a bit haggis into a cooked breakfast then? Definitely. Not a full Scottish breakfast without lorne sausage, tattie scone and haggis IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I'm very concerned by the penchant for tomatoes with a fry up, and mushrooms. THAT'S JUST NOT OK! Nothing that could be classed as a vegetable/fruit should be allowed near a fry up. That's the rules, let's stick to them and stop with the nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: Nothing that could be classed as a vegetable/fruit should be allowed near a fry up. That's the rules, let's stick to them and stop with the nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Pans Jambo said: Sorry, I'm have feckn none of this slow cooker pish. I am Scottish and as such, the big bloody frying pan comes oot on a Sunday. Its the only way to assist wi the raging hangovers! The end. Pork Link (or Lorne) Black Pudding Tattie Scone Fried Mushrooms Fried Eggs Beans Buttered Roll Anything else is just NOT proper! Mushrooms are for deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: Smoked bacon instead of plain and it negates a need to fry for taste. As for sausages, just buy decent ones. No oil needs to go near anything. I do like a grilled version, but with poached eggs and waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, been here before said: That and Scottish dumpling. Rotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: I'm very concerned by the penchant for tomatoes with a fry up, and mushrooms. THAT'S JUST NOT OK! Nothing that could be classed as a vegetable/fruit should be allowed near a fry up. That's the rules, let's stick to them and stop with the nonsense. 16 hours ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: Exactly. Although it said full English rather than Scottish so i gave them the benefit of the doubt on that. A proper "full Scottish" should consist of Bacon Sausage (Link) Sausage (Square) Black Pudding Tattie Scone Fried Egg Beans (optional) Toast All of the above would be rank in a slow cooker btw and should only be cooked in frying pans and under the grill. But seeds are acceptable? Edited October 3, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, ri Alban said: I do like a grilled version, but with poached eggs and waffles. Oooft that's a whole different game. Two waffles with two link sausages (cut in the middle so they sit flat on the bottom waffle), 3 smoked bacon rashers on top of the sausages, then the other waffle on top. Drizzled with a very hot sauce with a poached egg on top and you have yourself a Waffle Razzler. It's the dugs danglies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, been here before said: No-one else fire a bit haggis into a cooked breakfast then? How could I forget the haggis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 28 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Oooft that's a whole different game. Two waffles with two link sausages (cut in the middle so they sit flat on the bottom waffle), 3 smoked bacon rashers on top of the sausages, then the other waffle on top. Drizzled with a very hot sauce with a poached egg on top and you have yourself a Waffle Razzler. It's the dugs danglies. You're a professional at this game. More suggestions please. I'm starving now after reading this thread again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, ri Alban said: Mushrooms are for deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, ri Alban said: You're a professional at this game. More suggestions please. I'm starving now after reading this thread again. You could melt cheese on top instead of putting an egg on. Very simple, but another favourite is to put bacon and egg in pitta rather than a roll. Again, hot sauce is a great addition. Best with a runny yolk, as then you get the pleasant burn of the sauce before the yolk cools it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 hours ago, been here before said: I'll give you that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Square Sausage Haggis Tattie Scone Crispy Bacon Fried Dumpling Tomato Fried Egg Toast and Butter Pot of Tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said: You were doing really well until you mentioned tomato sauce. The spunk of Satan. Daddies or perhaps HP but leave the ketchup for the bairns chicken dippers! As for waffles in a cooked breakfast, those folk should be on a closely monitored register. Having beans AND broon sauce is the act of an utter deviant. There should be laws against that sort of nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: I'll give you that. Id rather you didnt. Its xxxxxxx vile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 26 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Having beans AND broon sauce is the act of an utter deviant. There should be laws against that sort of nonsense. Away and boil yer heid. Broon is the only sauce for a full breakfast, especially when beans are involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Only weirdos have beans for breakfast. And sauce of any kind just shows the actual ingredients aren't good/tasty so you have to mask their taste with sauce. There's nothing wrong with lorne sausage in a roll, but it shouldn't be part of a proper full breakfast. Best bacon, link sausage (pork), black pudding, tatty scone and an egg or two the way you prefer, (poached for me) plus some cherry tomatoes and mushrooms to get some of your 5-a-day in early. Have some haggis and/or dumpling/fruit pudding as well if you want. Plenty of toast and tea or coffee. Sets you up for the week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 WTF is it with all this food lark? Unless you have a pressing appointment in front of the magistrate beakfast should look like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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