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Posted in the Terrace prior to moving to the Taxi Lounge...

 

? ? ? ? ? Hearts Rumours Leaked From Edinburgh's Premium Rumourspaper

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Hi guys, I got in a bit of bother over my last leaks so I will keep this short. Who cares I am a Jambo and I am ecstatic with this news.

 

The Express' revelation on Jacques Santini is partly true. Discussions have been ongoing since McGhee stepped off the flight to Lithuania, I can confirm that the assurances have been given and he will get 100 percent control of team selection.

 

He will be unveiled on Friday. His first signings will be Hossam Ghaly and Adel Taarabt from his Tottenham links, Ross McCormack and Barry Nicholson on Bosmans. Hearts will then shatter their transfer record with a bid of ?1.5 million + Calum Elliot for Steven Fletcher of Hibernian.

 

? ? ? ? ? Hearts Rumours Leaked From Edinburgh's Premium Rumourspaper

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Generic Username

It's been a while but I do enjoy a good "LOL" now and again.

 

It's, in my opinion, the remotest of remote possibilities that we're even going to talk to this bloke, let alone him take up the post.

 

IF all of that comes true, ALL of it, I'll wear a dress to Tynie for my first game back against the Huns.

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Guest GhostHunter
It's been a while but I do enjoy a good "LOL" now and again.

 

It's, in my opinion, the remotest of remote possibilities that we're even going to talk to this bloke, let alone him take up the post.

 

IF all of that comes true, ALL of it, I'll wear a dress to Tynie for my first game back against the Huns.

 

 

See - it's a trifle ambiguous though - is he talking Santini, or, is he saying that talks with McGhee have been ongoing ?

 

:wacko:

 

I assume Santini :D

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See - it's a trifle ambiguous though - is he talking Santini, or, is he saying that talks with McGhee have been ongoing ?

 

:wacko:

 

I assume Santini :D

 

Either way I won't be in a ballgown that's for sure!

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letsmakesomenoise

Hearts will then shatter their transfer record with a bid of ?1.5 million + Calum Elliot for Steven Fletcher of Hibernian.

 

Clum in the Green and White. That actually fits rather well (think of the utube video)

 

Then we could really give him the abuse the wee no-mark deserves!!

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Hearts will then shatter their transfer record with a bid of ?1.5 million + Calum Elliot for Steven Fletcher of Hibernian.

 

That would make Fletcher worth ?1.25M assuming that we are going to have to pay them something to take Clum?

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Stewart MacD

Moist. But I think I just peshed mesel'.

 

However, it would be great if this one actually had some basis in fact.

Especially Callum going to darkest Leith, finding form then falling out with Pantyliner and coming back on a free.

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Chad Sexington

It was scarcely believable till the Fletcher/Clum part.

 

That bit sealed the deal.

 

Total crudflaps.

 

:(

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Maroon Mayhem

As the plumber would say............ "BALLCOCKS"

 

Do these sad little no marks no realise that if they want their lies to hold a modicum of credibility then they should leave out their ramblings on signings?

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Sexton Hardcastle

Apparently Fletchers going to Birmingham According to the Beeb if Mcfadden leaves.

 

Madrid/Brimingham. No difference at all there.

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Cut The Crap

Shouldn't this be in the Gullit Lounge too? Then you can start another thread in The Terrace drawing everyone's attention to it ;)

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Guest GhostHunter
Shouldn't this be in the Gullit Lounge too? Then you can start another thread in The Terrace drawing everyone's attention to it ;)

 

Good Thinking Batman.

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Buffalo Bill

If this is true then I'll go to the game dressed as a young Glen Madeiros.

 

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Buffalo Bill

 

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If this is true then I'll go to the game dressed as a young Glen Madeiros.

 

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Buffalo Bill

 

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What, you mean you don't already. For shame

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Everybody loves Baz
Either way I won't be in a ballgown that's for sure!

 

 

I take it you've stopped wearing dresses altogether then ?

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For our younger posters.....

 

Glen Madeiros is apparently a pop singer from the 80s.

 

Google kens aw.

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tommythejambo

That would be magic if true. But can hardly see it happening.

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says his agent has approached hearts on his behalf. Does that mean Santini has applied? If so excellent show, Billy stuck-up-his-own-arse Davies should take note. Vlad should get this guy tied up immediately if that is the case. Hes been handed an excellent opportunity on a plate, but if anyone was going to feck something like this up it would be vlad.

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Posted in the Terrace prior to moving to the Taxi Lounge...

 

 

 

:wacko:

 

Insania:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

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Dirk Diggler
What an absolute load of horse pi sh.

 

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On football rumours?

 

Who'd have thought it.

 

:P

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