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KevinKyle10 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Alan_R said: This thread is stinking. Cringey patter. ?? Wonder if people who use the word “cringey” realise their patter is generally cringeworthy. Anyway, Uche is so tough, he made right guard turn left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 The Lord reads Uches prayer every morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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adambraejambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 The Leaning Tower of Pisa was straight until big Uche leaned on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 First there was Get Carter, then Kill Bill, now all Bill Carters have been taken into protective custody.....But big Uche knows where you live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hagar the Horrible Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When Uche shoots he scores, the ball knows better than to miss big Uche can kick Scott Brown in the back of the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Breaking news, the SFA have chosen to dump Hampden and will not pursue Murrayfield as the national stadium. In a shock move, they've decided to play all home games on Uche's left bicept. The SFA announced that the move made absolute sense, as the venue has capacity for Scotland games, a Taylor Swift concert and the new Euro space port all at the same time. Uche's right bicept will continue to be employed smashing Scott Brown, Hibs, Rangers and all other evil forces in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex Kintner Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, EH11 said: Breaking news, the SFA have chosen to dump Hampden and will not pursue Murrayfield as the national stadium. In a shock move, they've decided to play all home games on Uche's left bicept. The SFA announced that the move made absolute sense, as the venue has capacity for Scotland games, a Taylor Swift concert and the new Euro space port all at the same time. Uche's right bicept will continue to be employed smashing Scott Brown, Hibs, Rangers and all other evil forces in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junta Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche knew what was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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80bob Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche is so good, he shines out the suns arse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said: You are on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Sir Gio said: You are on fire! Thanks. Quiet morning at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, letsalldothebeattie said: Thanks. Quiet morning at work Uche doesn't go to work, work comes to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 When big Ulche fights a bear.... The bear plays dead. Big ulche doesn't do press ups, he pushes the world down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, copa-mundial said: Uche doesn't do press ups. He just pushes the world down. 3 hours ago, Lovecraft said: 3 hours ago, letsalldothebeattie said: 11 minutes ago, WeeChuck'sHeed said: Big ulche doesn't do press ups, he pushes the world down. Righto we know that one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche is so tough..... He brought a sword to a gun fight ....and won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, letsalldothebeattie said: I'm claiming the first one on my Lords/Uche prayer. (C) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copa-mundial Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Lovecraft said: When Uche phones you................. ?? genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Uche Ikpeazu allowed to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 If someone with good editing skills could replace Chuck Norris with Uche ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Willie Collum will send off Scott Brown just for looking at big Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche Ikpeazu is so tough, he played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun....and won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgeJambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: If someone with good editing skills could replace Chuck Norris with Uche ? Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Uche every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, letsalldothebeattie said: That first one is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haken Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) Seems folk might be getting the same hits on google.... And on that note When Google needs to find something, it Uches it Edited August 29, 2018 by Haken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I P Knightley Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, letsalldothebeattie said: That's something that most of us know. We need to know who shot the deputy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punks No Deid Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 These are brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anoeta Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Love that of all the grumping and moaning and differences of opinion , just occasionally we get a comedic genius of a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroonCF Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Neither the Queen, or God for that matter have made Big Uche's Christmas honours list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Irufushi Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 This is brilliant ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex Kintner Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 41 minutes ago, sadj said: Love that of all the grumping and moaning and differences of opinion , just occasionally we get a comedic genius of a thread. 1 minute ago, Bauld said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Superman has Uche PJ's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjam Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Uche left Cambridge with a PHD. Uche has never seen the inside of a classroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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