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Eckauskas

JESUS CHRIST :mellow:

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lookoutjoe

At least she's not a violent person though. Otherwise the guy might have got hurt.

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Eckauskas

Aye, and it's causing her great anguish.

 

She's the victim here, bet he was faking.

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jamboj

Brilliant story. Used it in one or two English classes, always goes down a treat ;)

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CompleteIdiot

The testicle ripper:

 

ljubavamandamonti.jpg

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Bonnie Prince Charlie

should have got 10 years at least.

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Dr Ian Malcolm

What state would the boy be in he HADN'T "rejected her advances"? How many other guys have had their left testicle in a woman's mouth and hated it?

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Craig_
The testicle ripper:

 

ljubavamandamonti.jpg

 

Sweet Jesus! Think I'd rather have my Davina McCalls ripped off than sleep with her!

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K1874M

I would pump her..... in complete fear if I didnt she'd be ripping away at my baws!

 

Cant believe she put it in her mouth..... what a nutter.

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Sexton Hardcastle

least she had the baws to do it

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DOZEY

asked if she had a good night, she said ''I had a ball.''

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Boris

She'll be out of the nick now, or near enough.

 

*shivers*

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