EH11_2NL Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 As it says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) Basically any team name which doesn't make a pun of the word quiz Christina Aguilera Kriss Akabusi Kris Kristofferson etc Edited June 12, 2018 by GlasgoJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 They used to have a really good pub quiz team in the place on Hanover street, can’t quite remember their name, the place had a single window frontage. Think they were called the ‘Black and White Stripes’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 The Spoon Burners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Team from our local pool called themselves 'The Breast Strokers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Dunks said: Team from our local pool called themselves 'The Breast Strokers' like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 How many’s in the team? We use “The Joy of Six”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Dirty Dicks Clever Dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Norfolk enchants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 We used to use the name The Burst Hedgehogs. Which is only funny if you know a particularly disgusting joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboX2 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 My Drinking Team has a Quiz Problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I always remember playing against a team called 'Crouching woman, hidden cucumber' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Not a quiz team name but instead an all girls motorcycle club in England....the Melon Smugglers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 667- The Neighbour of the Beast. Any horse names from Alan Partridge Sports reports....Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon, Small Town Gypsy Massacre. My favourite though is this one. We enjoyed it immensely as it was an older guy doing the quiz and making him say it was funny. Say it out loud and you'll understand why. Bring out the Geeeyuump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Not witty by any means but me and a poster on here were Jambo B****rds at the Southsider pub quiz a few weeks back. Quite amusing hearing the quizmaster read it out considering he wouldn't sound out of place on University Challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Who's in the team? Men and women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Ken Dodds’ Dad’s Dug’s Deed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I've wanted to use, just to annoy the quizmaster reading out the scores between rounds, either The next team on the list, below the last one but above the next one Or Sorry,my mistake, that should have read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Jeremy Beadles Gammy Hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Der Kaiser said: 667- The Neighbour of the Beast. If they were that clever then it should be 668. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Gershwin said: I always remember playing against a team called 'Crouching woman, hidden cucumber' fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Germaine Greer stole our dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Malaury Martin Appreciation Society? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Marvin Bartley victim support group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Quizlamic State Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar PHM Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Diet Coke Dealers Left before the End Pointless Quizlamic Jee Had. Just a few of the teams down our local of a Tuesday evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Malaury Martin Appreciation Society? Its a "team" you need more than one in a team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, cheetah said: Quizlamic State like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) She sells seashells by the seashore. And piss yourself laughing at them trying to say it whenever they have to call out your name. Edited June 13, 2018 by Bauld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 'My wife cant wrestle but you should see her box' Our works team used that once at Corstorphine bowling club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Just now, Ray has bus pass hooray said: 'My wife cant wrestle but you should see her box' never offered me that the last time I saw you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 ask her for a showing next time you see her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 ‘Tommy Robinson Pleaded Guiltily’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ray has bus pass hooray said: ask her for a showing next time you see her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbank2 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 The quiz we participate in has a different theme each week for team names. A few weeks ago, the usual quizmaster announced he was leaving and made the theme “famous last words”. The best one on the night managed to offend and amuse in equal measure and we’re called “Allah U Akbar!” For the record, we were called “Pricilla, we’re out of bog roll!” Which we had to explain. another good recent one was “I’m sorry everyone, but I have to interrupt the quiz to announce the death of Queen Elizabeth”! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 DENSA 50 Shades of Grey Matter. And in first place. (that's only really good for one round though) Ithering Blidiots The Big Fact Hunt Universally Challenged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, cheetah said: Quizlamic State I used that one time a few years back (after finding it on a forum somewhere) and watching the announcer double take before saying it was a thing of beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 MENSTRUAL CYCLE DISPLAY TEAM (ALL WOMEN) Periodic table dancers Quiz team aguilera (funny to hear a bloke at the rugby club read it out, he didn't have a clue what it meant) Cake or death (one for Eddie Izzard fans) And as an aside, my fav pub quiz question - what does DNA stand for ? One team had no clue so just put............. National Dyslexic Association. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Crouching barmaid hidden sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) 29 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said: And as an aside, my fav pub quiz question - what does DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association. My mate told me he'd been 'diagnosed with the big C'. "What? Cancer?" I asked. "No. Dyslexia." Back on topic: Google (depends on how the quizmaster reads out the score whether that one's funny. I can't read this. Enter team name here (or Max 25 characters) Mike Hunt (or, for a music quiz, Uke Hunt) My wife's a weightlifter; you should see her snatch. Whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked. Isaac Cox. Edited June 13, 2018 by I P Knightley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 The eggheads. That would be quite a controversial one to pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 Cheers folks. My wife plumped for 'Les Quizérables which she stole from a forum. Unfortunately the quizmaster was a pig thick American DJ and it was totally lost on him. He couldn't even pronounce it properly and called us the Lez Quizables'. We didn't win. I do like Quizlamic State though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 The Quizimodo’s...take the hump every time they lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I like... Quizzee Rascal. Lets Get Quizical. You're a quizard, Harry. Quiz in my pants. basically all the Shan pun ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Wilder Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Quiz on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 ‘Quiz Buin...We’ll tan your ass’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 "Stand up for the champions". Would be a charismatic and interesting quiz team name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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