Makween Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ...a better feeling in working life than writing out your Out Of Office? Here's what I'd like to say, but probably wouldn't get away with : Oh hi there, I'm now out of the office until the 30th June, so please ask some other ****. ROUND YEEEEEEEEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Fatman Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ...a better feeling in working life than writing out your Out Of Office? Here's what I'd like to say, but probably wouldn't get away with : Oh hi there, I'm now out of the office until the 30th June, so please ask some other ****. ROUND YEEEEEEEEZ Yes, writing your resignation letter and telling your bosses exactly what you think of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Can't beat "Out of Office" time of the day Catch ye!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Guys, This has given me a lot of food for thought today. The reason for this is Today I retire after 36 years with HBoS. Any suggestions as to what I put on my voicemail & out of office messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I've got a friend who when he's out playing golf changes his autoreply to say he is "on a course" or occasionally he'll be having a game of tennis and changes it to say that he has a court appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flimsy Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Guys, This has given me a lot of food for thought today. The reason for this is Today I retire after 36 years with HBoS. Any suggestions as to what I put on my voicemail & out of office messages? How about 'Thanks for the carriage clock, just what I always wanted ya cheap ****s.' Enjoy your retirement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Guys, This has given me a lot of food for thought today. The reason for this is Today I retire after 36 years with HBoS. Any suggestions as to what I put on my voicemail & out of office messages? "As of this afternoon I'm officially retired, so if you want any help, ask that fat C888nt Howard or the singing Manga doll. Kind regards, I'm off to my yacht. Happy credit-crunching. Argy xoxoxox" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bistokid Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 A better feeling may be one you get going to a job which doesnt require you to put an "Out of Office" message up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Guys, This has given me a lot of food for thought today. The reason for this is Today I retire after 36 years with HBoS. Any suggestions as to what I put on my voicemail & out of office messages? End it with 'HBoS has charged you ?38 for this message' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Guys, This has given me a lot of food for thought today. The reason for this is Today I retire after 36 years with HBoS. Any suggestions as to what I put on my voicemail & out of office messages? 36?! Feck, i've been with them for 6 since I was 18, another 30 scares me but the staff mortgage & car loan is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 argyjambo congratulations on your retirement - don't bother leaving anything at all after all you will not be able to see the reaction any witty or pithy OOO message would get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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