Robertson9 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Looking for someone to help me in the summer months with a bit of manual labour. Idealy someone who is off college or uni and can work hard General duties like collecting grass cutting and leaves. Good rates of pay for hard workers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Well you should have a few keen applicants going by some recent threads around here I am out of work in mid July and if none of my usual work comes through I may be up for a bit of hard work for a change !! Does the role include internet access... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 there are plenty of uphill gardeners over on hobo.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I heard of a Chinese chap with gleen flingers who is looking for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Looking for someone to help me in the summer months with a bit of manual labour. Idealy someone who is off college or uni and can work hard General duties like collecting grass cutting and leaves. Good rates of pay for hard workers There was someone started a thread offering his services; bringing round a ho, trimming a bush. I'm too busy trying to think of gardening related double entendres to look up the thread but it may have been headed "Gardening" Poor guy only got one flippant reply from an irresponsible JKBer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 If he does more spadework and forks out enough wages he'll get his man/woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 If he does more spadework and forks out enough wages he'll get his man/woman. Damn right. It's too early to throw the trowel in. (Here we go again...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Yes, he doesn't want to hedge his bets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Does the role include internet access... You mean a .com post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 You mean a .com post? *shakes head* Come on, Boris, you're better than that, mate....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The mower I look into this the more I realise it is shear nonsense to work in the gardening world. I won't beat about the bush - I won't be planting my application down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 *shakes head* Come on, Boris, you're better than that, mate....... Better? Better?! That was 5 star, Oscar winning, Olympian level punning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 *shakes head* Come on, Boris, you're better than that, mate....... I disagree. It borders on genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Genius right enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Genius right enough! Genius or Genus? It's all gone to pot - there must be more puns around otherwise I'll have to leave the board and stem the flow of drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Are gardeners money Lawnderers earning sheds of money. Do they have a set starting time or do they just turnup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Off at a tangent, but did anyone else laugh out loud on Wednesday when the ITV reporter was talking about the relaid Basle turf for the game last night? Went along the lines of "...but don't worry, it will be ready in time and it's the best Dutch grass, er, turf, that money can buy..."? I for one found this highly amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I disagree. It borders on genius. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladtheexhaler Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 My brother may well be interested as he needs to fill his 4 months off from uni. He's coming over shortly so will see what he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 My brother may well be interested as he needs to fill his 4 months off from uni. He's coming over shortly so will see what he says. Quite literally gardening leave then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 My brother may well be interested as he needs to fill his 4 months off from uni. He's coming over shortly so will see what he says. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladtheexhaler Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ? Problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Problem? Can't find any smut, innuendo or punning in your post. You can't just turf up and be sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladtheexhaler Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Sorry, I just read the original post and replied quickly in case there were rakes of interested folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Sorry, I just read ther original post and replied quickly in case there were rakes of interested folk. Sods law that you walked into a punning turf war. aaargh!! I used 'turf' twice... the shame! Somebody - deck me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Is that you singing 'I belong to grassgow"? Don't hedge your bets on getting the gig now. Does the OP operate from one location or has he got branches everywhere? Maybe I should give him a trunk call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Sods law that you walked into a punning turf war. aaargh!! I used 'turf' twice... the shame! Somebody - deck me! Shocking. In fact I'd go as far as to say that the ground you are on is becoming increasingly rock(er)y. At least the thread is in the Shed though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The thread is getting a bit tattie now - I think we should put it to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Yes. Let's leave it just now. Someone will rake it up again in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The OP's them song could be Flymo to the Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The OP's them song could be Flymo to the Moon I think I'll hover around for a bit more to see whether any more such gems can be dug up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 You sow and sow! I think you should seed the game to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 You sow and sow! I think you should seed the game to me. Wat-er lame request. You know the drill - last man standing wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 You're no berry good, you're no berry good, you're no berry, you're no berry, you're no berry good! Lettuce leave it at that for cress sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The OP's them song could be Flymo to the Moon Stuart, that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Mac - thank you! I thought it was an 18 carrot one myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 You have a PM, mate. Ignore all these imbeciles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 We are just cultivating some humour - keep reading it'll grow on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 We are just cultivating some humour - keep reading it'll grow on you. Put them all in a book and reap the benefits. You'll be raking it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 How is the work coming along Robertson9? I'm a Landscape Gardener, self employed for 15 years:) If you're interested, I might be able to put some work your way when I get too busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Neave I could plough the money into Hearts and reap the benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Better? Better?! That was 5 star, Oscar winning, Olympian level punning! Sorry Boris, what I meant was that I thought cheap puns were way below your (EDIT: apparent) intellectual level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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