Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I'm not one for making New Year resolutions, as they generally get broken, however I do believe that we can effect change in our lives. This is Year I am planning to drink less through the week and presumably become a weekend binge drinker instead, go to Uni and increase my knowledge to enjoy and be better at what I do work wise and to be more efficient with time, which is a precious commodity. What changes are are others going to make for a better life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Masturbate less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 I should have said.....realistic changes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Masturbate less. I like an honest person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Things are finally looking up financially for me so i guess this is where i finally become sensible with money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Barack said: You want to invest in this thing I’ve got going? It’s a Housing Development in Haiti. 1000% return on your investment...? Bank detailz pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 On my own now. Let's see if I can run a household as good as I believe I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 22 minutes ago, Blackford Hearts said: I should have said.....realistic changes! You're right. Masturbate more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, John Findlay said: On my own now. Let's see if I can run a household as good as I believe I can. No doubt you will initially, you just can't moan at anyone when it's not. Shouting at yourself is the beginning of the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: You're right. Masturbate more. The truth amongst other things comes out in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Hopefully a new ****ing job. Oh how I’m trying, and failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Blackford Hearts said: No doubt you will initially, you just can't moan at anyone when it's not. Shouting at yourself is the beginning of the end! Shout at myself all the time. I've been mad for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Moving back to Scotland! Yeah I'll miss living next to coffeeshops but cannot wait to get back to tynie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 38 minutes ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Masturbate less. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 38 minutes ago, Smithee said: Why? Blisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Completely trivial and of interest to nobody but myself but I was thinking about shaving all my hair off. **** knows why. 2018 is going to be a rollercoaster year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I'm learning to drive. Hopefully by summer I will be able to do circuits of Irvine town centre and beach park with the tunes blasting out the tape deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Blisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Homme said: Things are finally looking up financially for me so i guess this is where i finally become sensible with money. That's where I'm at. Intend to do more gigs and possibly a holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Completely trivial and of interest to nobody but myself but I was thinking about shaving all my hair off. **** knows why. 2018 is going to be a rollercoaster year. I'm going grow a **** off beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Wake up every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Masturbate less. Less or over the OP less? just some klarifikatyon likesay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Barack said: You find you didn’t wake up every morning in 2017, Bob? Obviously I am not waking up to well in 2018, I mistakenly thought it was a new resolution, not changing an old one, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Have a whole year without having to go to work. Oh, and have as many, if not more, holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 37 minutes ago, AlphonseCapone said: I'm going grow a **** off beard. I seen it on your what's app profile. Do you think I should shave my head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: I'm learning to drive. Hopefully by summer I will be able to do circuits of Irvine town centre and beach park with the tunes blasting out the tape deck. never knew cars still have tape decks these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: I seen it on your what's app profile. Do you think I should shave my head? I'm just getting started. Yes. Grows back (well hopefully). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, Marvin said: never knew cars still have tape decks these days. They did when I got my first provisional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Might go to Tynecastle and take in a game, instead of just whinging on here. Actually **** that, i will just wank more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: They did when I got my first provisional slow learner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckyBatistuta Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Completely trivial and of interest to nobody but myself but I was thinking about shaving all my hair off. **** knows why. 2018 is going to be a rollercoaster year. Why? Is it playing havoc with your blisters? I’m personally hoping to walk on the moon...come on Trumpy just need to get through that belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpruceBringsteen Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Apparently my answer is "shovel more snow". I will however also need to learn to drive, now being in the land of the free (to walk miles to nearest boozer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, Irufushi said: slow learner? Got it and never booked a lesson. That was nearly 20 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: They did when I got my first provisional showing your age there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Moving abroad and new job. Big year for the wife and me. Exciting but scary too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 New job, so that’ll be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, EH11_2NL said: Moving abroad and new job. Big year for the wife and me. Exciting but scary too. Where you off to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 hours ago, cheetah said: Might go to Tynecastle and take in a game, instead of just whinging on here. Actually **** that, i will just wank more. Not at same time. Things have changed since you left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Be less grumpy ( kids now call me grumpy daddy) dont get stressed over anything and everything no beers on a school night and stick within daily alcohol consumption guides. do one good deed a day work hard but don’t let it spoil home life Actually putting this down makes me realise I probably haven’t been the best person to be round at some points in the last few years Onwards and upwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Reckon I might lose more hair. I'll definitely gain more white pubes on my bawsac. Mibbes be richer mibbes no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, 80bob said: Be less grumpy ( kids now call me grumpy daddy) dont get stressed over anything and everything no beers on a school night and stick within daily alcohol consumption guides. do one good deed a day work hard but don’t let it spoil home life Actually putting this down makes me realise I probably haven’t been the best person to be round at some points in the last few years Onwards and upwards Thats a lot of change mate. Sounds like struggling to juggle with work family balance though I may be way off mark. I remember struggling to be a dad one minute, partner and an employee as well. Good luck with it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 11 hours ago, Blackford Hearts said: Where you off to? Cayman Islands for 3 years. Maybe longer if it goes to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 On Monday, January 08, 2018 at 11:45, Salad Fingers said: I'm learning to drive. Hopefully by summer I will be able to do circuits of Irvine town centre and beach park with the tunes blasting out the tape deck. When I was learning to drive. You got a free starting handle with your provisional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 22 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Got it and never booked a lesson. That was nearly 20 years ago. I was given 5 driving lessons for my 17th birthday. I grudgingly had two before I sacked it, with zero interest whatsoever. That was 25 years ago. They were with Alan's driving school on London Road, which is still there. I wonder if I'm still good for the other 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Our first child is due in a few weeks, so I imagine that will impact my life somewhat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ill Ray said: Our first child is due in a few weeks, so I imagine that will impact my life somewhat! Aye, just a wee bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, Ill Ray said: Our first child is due in a few weeks, so I imagine that will impact my life somewhat! Indeed it will, and for the better. The most amazing experience in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 24 minutes ago, Ill Ray said: Our first child is due in a few weeks, so I imagine that will impact my life somewhat! ****ing phone. Double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Be even more of an auld ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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