slashishere Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 had to create a web page just to share these beauties with you all!! http://slashishere.googlepages.com/home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 That would be funny if there were any pictures. +50 fail points for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 That would be funny if there were any pictures. +50 fail points for this one. A picture paints a thousand Huns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 ok im shat at computers here we go..............hopefully!! Nicknamed the Chief because of her amazing resemblance to The silent star of One Flew over the Cukoo's nest, Billymena knows what a bigot likes. Aged in her 40's but looking considerably older she still can show the young hunettes a thing or two and she has a fantastically placed bolt through her nose that keeps her minute brain attached. Saggy tits are a bonus. Roberta has been surgically altered to resemble her hero Robert Prytz, the continental Orc from the 80's. Aged 18 from Larkhall Roberta still lives in the 80's and the clothing and her are a testimony to that. She offers her clients a 'trip back in time' to the good old days when The Sash was played over the tannoy and you could be ' up to your knees' in anyone's blood without fear of reprisals. Please note Roberta will not entertain any clients of a Catholic persuasion with the exception of clients called Maurice. Please refrain from wearing green. Rodger is in her 50's and coincedentally it was in the 50's that she last washed her hair. This professionally taken picture was used in a government campaign on slaughterhouse pigs in order to stun them humanely. She is a member of the Bridgeton Loyal and can sing the Billy Boys in five different languages, all of which include the offensive add-ons. With very little teeth in her head she offers an amazing 'oral' experience to her clients. Gentelmen prefer blondes, however your average Hun will accept the next best thing and The 'Madame' wont dissapoint. New 'Nicotine Blonde' from Wella has the tongues wagging on the catwalk and the 'Madame' has her finger on the pulse...despite not having a pulse herself. Knows all 16 verses of God save the Queen verbatim. Davina, or Davey as she is more commonly known is a 23 stone beaut from Bridgeton Cross. Despite being a heavy smoker Davey believes she belies her 16 years of age. Davey enjoys cross country running, going to the gym and shaving. Davey's has just recenly joined the property ladder and her new 1 roomed shed at Glasgow Green is where she now does her 'business' from. " It may be a ****ehole" says Davey " but it's my ****ehole!" Is it a man or a woman? This is the question that tantalising Tango, aged 30 leaves us dangling with. Tango, real name Boaby, claims to have 'added extras' for the more discerning Orc male. Another smoker she offers a rainbow array of teeth, one of which is nearly white. Can whistle the sash whilst having a tab. Calls cost ?16.90 per minute. Callers must have an IQ of maximum 10. Please check with your mum ( or sister) to see who fiddles the bill before calling. If your mum IS your sister please check with her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remnants of Standards Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I feel quite ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulah Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Lets be honest have you ever saw a good looking hun ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 That's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sicker than a lot of the crap i've seen in the internet. You should be banned for posting such filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 That's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sicker than a lot of the crap i've seen in the internet. You should be banned for posting such filth. Just don't dare print one with Hobos.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Those are some classy looking chicks!!!! NOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 1974 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Some of the text was quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Quality! We should turn them all into top trumps cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 That's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sicker than a lot of the crap i've seen in the internet. You should be banned for posting such filth. Yeah sorry, oversite on my behalf. I should have posted a health warning in the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I found the last one quite attractive. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Yeah sorry, oversite on my behalf.I should have posted a health warning in the title. Mum always said you were a wrong 'un! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Oh, god almighty. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 LOL, need to let us know when the site is up and running so I can fwd to some teddyets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Both my eyes have been scarred for life. Posting these photos is most probably against the Geneva convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 A hunette goes into Woolworths with two kids dragging behind her. One white the other black. The greeter at the door asks her if they're twins. "What are you a f@#$%^g idiot" she replies "no" says the greeter " I just find it hard to believe you've been f@#%ed twice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200milesfromgorgie Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Oh i'm sorry, i just came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 Mum always said you were a wrong 'un! looks like she may have been right!! I've had my share of munters in the past, but these gals are on a different level altogther!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i'm touching myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 looks like she may have been right!!I've had my share of munters in the past, but these gals are on a different level altogther!! Munters? These hunettes could only dream of rising to the level of munter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Were they the ibronx WAGs,which one is judas websters missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 :rofl: She actually has a moustache! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaroonPlatoon Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Jesus Al, I know you were bitter at the split putting a pic of Davina (your ex and number 5 on the list) is a wee bit nasty dont you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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