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Ray Gin

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One of the people quoted there is Marco Pelosi who used to play for Hearts. 

 

That's all I've got. 

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We do have a resident shitter on the board...

 

Think we'd better wait to hear from him :lol:

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Sexton Hardcastle

Seeing how these ‘journalists’ seek out these stories by hassling people on twitter etc for a small is harrowing. The utter pits of a career.

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...a bit disco

Euromillions winner Jane Park also posted two tweets about the incident.

She said: "Can not believe c**** were pure getting evacuated last night from led room because someone decided to drop there pants and take a shite like I'm f***** howling."

 

"I'm f***** howling."

 

You're right there love.

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...a bit disco
37 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/top-scottish-nightclub-evacuated-after-11600484

 

:lol:

 

Anyone on here been caught short while getting their groove on?

 

Kudos for the thread title.

 

:rofl:

 

I would have went with 'Let the jobbies hit the floor'.

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1 hour ago, ...a bit disco said:

Euromillions winner Jane Park also posted two tweets about the incident.

She said: "Can not believe c**** were pure getting evacuated last night from led room because someone decided to drop there pants and take a shite like I'm f***** howling."

 

"I'm f***** howling."

 

You're right there love.

 

:rofl: 

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3 hours ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said:

Saw this on the 3 bus last year. 

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Any better quality pics? I can't determine its place on the Bristol Stool chart....

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I did however get caught short rather embarrassingly whilst on holiday in October.

 

Jumped out the boat (I was fishing) to find a quiet spot as you do. Dropped my waders and kecks and  began to unload.Then out the corner of my eye a large pleasure boat doing a river cruise appeared out the corner of my eye.

 

Hundreds of tourists complete with binos taking in the scenery actually took me in finishing off a rather wet dump. 

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7 hours ago, ...a bit disco said:

Euromillions winner Jane Park also posted two tweets about the incident.

She said: "Can not believe c**** were pure getting evacuated last night from led room because someone decided to drop there pants and take a shite like I'm f***** howling."

 

"I'm f***** howling."

 

You're right there love.

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...a bit disco
1 hour ago, Templeton Peck said:

Wasn't there a Hibs player banned from there for taking a wazz up the back of the club?

 

HIBS star Victor Palsson has been banned from every nightclub in Edinburgh for six months after being accused of relieving himself against a wall inside a George Street venue. The 20-year-old Icelandic midfielder was said to have been caught urinating against a wall panel at the back of the Why Not? club at around 1.30am on Monday morning. Palsson had been in the club with a group of fellow Hibs players just hours after their 2-0 defeat at the hands of Hearts on Sunday.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/nightclubs-slap-ban-on-a-hibs-star-and-no-it-s-not-riordan-1-1825420

 

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/99298-classy/

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5 hours ago, VladMagic said:

I did however get caught short rather embarrassingly whilst on holiday in October.

 

Jumped out the boat (I was fishing) to find a quiet spot as you do. Dropped my waders and kecks and  began to unload.Then out the corner of my eye a large pleasure boat doing a river cruise appeared out the corner of my eye.

 

Hundreds of tourists complete with binos taking in the scenery actually took me in finishing off a rather wet dump. 

 

:rofl: a touch unfortunate 

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jack D and coke
10 hours ago, hughesie27 said:

Lassie is quite well known apparently.

 

Rumour has it she was on poppers.

Heard quite a bit about it last few days. 

Her and her pals would make any parent proud. 

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3 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Heard quite a bit about it last few days. 

Her and her pals would make any parent proud. 

 

Do share. :jjyay:

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jack D and coke
Just now, Ray Gin said:

 

Do share. :jjyay:

:lol: Na that stuff ain’t for me. 

Theyre young girls I’d hate someone to spread anything about my daughter. 

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19 hours ago, ...a bit disco said:

 

HIBS star Victor Palsson has been banned from every nightclub in Edinburgh for six months after being accused of relieving himself against a wall inside a George Street venue. The 20-year-old Icelandic midfielder was said to have been caught urinating against a wall panel at the back of the Why Not? club at around 1.30am on Monday morning. Palsson had been in the club with a group of fellow Hibs players just hours after their 2-0 defeat at the hands of Hearts on Sunday.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/nightclubs-slap-ban-on-a-hibs-star-and-no-it-s-not-riordan-1-1825420

 

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/99298-classy/

:wtf:

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20 hours ago, hughesie27 said:

Lassie is quite well known apparently.

 

Rumour has it she was on poppers.

I heard all that happened was John Leslie asked for her phone number

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1 hour ago, Smithee said:

I heard all that happened was John Leslie asked for her phone number

Clearly you're talking bollocks. 

 

 

As if John Leslie would bother asking for a phone number... 

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1 minute ago, Normthebarman said:

Clearly you're talking bollocks. 

 

 

As if John Leslie would bother asking for a phone number... 

 

Not even in order to stalk her afterwards?   :huh2:

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Joey J J Jr Shabadoo
7 minutes ago, Auld Reekin' said:

 

Not even in order to stalk her afterwards?   :huh2:

 

I think he'd just follow them home.

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