Dawnrazor Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 ah the man who did all his own stunts but needed an acting double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Shite.I'll take you to the bank for that comment. The blood bank. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Total roaster. ALL of his films are pish too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Murray Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 On a par with Jean Claude Van Damme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montgomery Brewster Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Christ I thought he was deed. An absolute leg end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Under Siege was good, Shirley tae feck? If only for Erika Eleniak jumping out the cake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 He makes Chuck Norris look like Daniel Day Lewis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 George Foreman on the radio tonight saying he's trying to set up a fight with him in the ring and he can use all his martial arts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 George Foreman wants to fight him tho. I'll pay to see his smug ass smashed and his pony tail disassembled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 On a par with Jean Claude Van Damme Great dancer though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Aye he's pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocco_Jambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Hard as nails. Too many Orlando Bloom fans on here imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 He advertises 'Coors LIght'. I rest my case. Is that the same roaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I was wondering why people started mentioning George Foreman on a Steven segal thread so i looked it up and Foreman seriously challenges him to a fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 He advertises 'Coors LIght'. I rest my case. Is that the same roaster? thats van damme wasn't there a standing invitation of a fight between van damme and seagal and one of them avoided it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Under Siege was good, Shirley tae feck? If only for Erika Eleniak jumping out the cake... Steven Segal's finest moment. And for good measure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocco_Jambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Steven Segal's finest moment. And for good measure... Boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just a cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Why is his head so big compared with his body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Why is his head so big compared with his body? not seen him lately then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 not seen him lately then I haven't actually. Why? Has he changed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I was wondering why people started mentioning George Foreman on a Steven segal thread so i looked it up and Foreman seriously challenges him to a fight Foreman is deadly serious about fighting him, wants it in Vegas. He said that he's a proper fighter and not like Mayweather, who runs away when he's in the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 I haven't actually. Why? Has he changed? Aye, looks like he's had a season ticket for Greggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Aye, looks like he's had a season ticket for Greggs. Bloater I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Bloater I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Foreman is deadly serious about fighting him, wants it in Vegas. He said that he's a proper fighter and not like Mayweather, who runs away when he's in the ring. Even at 67, I wouldnt fancy a punch from big George. Beast of a man in his day. Mad to think he has only been retired for 20 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Granted Russian citizenship a few years ago. VERY good pals with Putin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Granted Russian citizenship a few years ago. VERY good pals with Putin. did he eat putins enemies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocco_Jambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Granted Russian citizenship a few years ago. VERY good pals with Putin. Winnner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Seagal made a total tit of himself last week by condemning the NFL kneel protesters from a Tv studio in the middle of red square, claiming that he had "risked his life countless times for the american flag". He seems to be under the impression that his film roles were real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Seagal made a total tit of himself last week by condemning the NFL kneel protesters from a Tv studio in the middle of red square, claiming that he had "risked his life countless times for the american flag". He seems to be under the impression that his film roles were real life. come on gary busey definitely is a north korean operative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 He was great in Executive Decision. His best role ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 He was great in Executive Decision. His best role ever! All 5 mins of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Never seem any of his movies. Couldn't name one. Van Damme however had some cult classics. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Seagal made a total tit of himself last week by condemning the NFL kneel protesters from a Tv studio in the middle of red square, claiming that he had "risked his life countless times for the american flag". He seems to be under the impression that his film roles were real life. Is he not a policeman or a sheriff in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvoys Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Last seen stealing chips at Largs with his pal Albie Tross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS86 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 On a par with Jean Claude Van Damme At least Van Damme is a legit martial artist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Steven Segal's finest moment. And for good measure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56anawthat Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Steven Segal's finest moment. And for good measure... Wow, she's got a pretty face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Shit, I always wondered what happened to this dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 Shit, I always wondered what happened to this dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Just don't get that painted on hair giving a Dracula effect. Terrible actor, can work if movie is good enuff but except UnderSiege they are terrible. JCVD not much better but had a few early films that suited him. both been out of date since early 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Shit, I always wondered what happened to this dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 He's interesting though, and I loved Hard to Kill, Nico, Out for Justice, Marked for Death when I was young. Cheesy but good for what they were. He was the first westerner to have a dojo in Japan, he's a respected blues guitarist (worked with stevie wonder ffs!), he became a Russian citizen as well as a Serbian citizen, been recognised by a Buddhist temple as a reincarnated historical figure and has even recently been defending Trump - like I say, an interesting dude, much more than meets the eye. Quality fight scenes when you were a kid too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Yeah, he had a couple of classics at the time, not all of them date well. I think anyone can get the Buddhist thing done if you pay enough or are buddies with the right monk. http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/Gene-LeBell-talks-Steven-Seagal-s----ing-himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 He's interesting though, and I loved Hard to Kill, Nico, Out for Justice, Marked for Death when I was young. Cheesy but good for what they were. He was the first westerner to have a dojo in Japan, he's a respected blues guitarist (worked with stevie wonder ffs!), he became a Russian citizen as well as a Serbian citizen, been recognised by a Buddhist temple as a reincarnated historical figure and has even recently been defending Trump - like I say, an interesting dude, much more than meets the eye. Quality fight scenes when you were a kid too. I'm sure I heard him talking about blues music on Radio 2 a few years back and he came across really well; they also.played extracts of his music and it was really good. He is a shite actor though but I don't think he is trying to be a Shakesperan actor. If I could earn millions for having such limited talent I'd be overjoyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 There?s a reason he was the only 90s action star not in an Expendables. He?s a prick and they all hate him. He also shat himself when getting choked out by Gene LeBell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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