Bauld Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Can we have more Jewish jokes please. Sounds like a banning competition. I just find it amusing that they might have owners with tighter grips on the purse strings than Petrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 'We are Hebrewnian f.c' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Thought you had to be a complete prick to be a Hibby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Let's be honest, we would all hate it. It wouldn't take that much investment for a team in Scotland to reach the top, relative to the money thrown around in other leagues. Let's say ?20 Million (a handful of ?2 to ?3 million players) would comfortably see a team finish 2nd, with a decent push for top spot. With the Europa League being a potential route into the Champions League, it could be the way to do. Now ?20 Million is never going to win you the Europa League (Cup, whatever it's called these days), but the sort of money that is discussed in the space of 30 minutes when signing a player down south would be permanently life changing for a Scottish team. If it happened to a team in Scotland, it would be completely and utterly shite, unless it happened to us. The problem there is ?20million would get you second that's all- with no recoup of it either no CL money, the ?20 million is gone all wasted- and for what ? a random stab at Europa qulaifiying where you could draw Liverpool or some high profile team and get papped out not really worth it You could get the same result from 2 million, or less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 If you believe this, yid believe anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Can we have more Jewish jokes please. Political not religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Thank you George Galloway. Very funny though Also I refuse to recognise them until they retreat to the 1875 borders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 If you believe this, yid believe anything. I think we can just passover that joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 To be fair they have all graduated with degrees in Hobonomics, specialising in the financial dealings with Heart of Midlothian FC.. Still with all that spare foreskin going they can replace Cummings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Come on Hearts, get Torah intae them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Come on Hearts, get Torah intae them! We will shabbat all over them menorah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I got a circumcision when I was born, I could not walk for a year! I will get my Bekishe....:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Does this mean we can become an anti Israeli establishment? Fingers crossed! Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambotommy Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 The next episode of south park should be good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Since 3,000 BC, 3,000 BCeeeeee, Waiting on the Messiah, Since 3,000 BC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Leith as an independent state struggling to get accepted by its neighbours has been done already. More houses around the Shore would be okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 FFS i was being sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub4TiddlerMurray Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Mods, please don't let this deteriorate any further Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Leith as an independent state struggling to get accepted by its neighbours has been done already. More houses around the Shore would be okay Is Lockend another name for for the bit they cut off? I suppose they could move to Kul Nidrie??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Mods, please don't let this deteriorate any further Its clean, nobodly wants a ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 You can guarantee that any settlement will be illegal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Be fun if they went after Gazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Be fun if they went after Gazza Then the fans could own the Gazza strip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 glory glory to the Hymies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 the news came after a tip off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 the news came after a tip off After the blocking you tried to give me for for my tongue in cheek stone age views on feminism? I had you down as a righteous *******. Anti semitism ok then.Just not misogyny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Is this story for real, or did it come from Golders Greenginger? Anyhoo Hibs fans will watch trainspotting backwards so as they can see the drug dealer giving the money back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Is this story for real, or did it come from Golders Greenginger? Anyhoo Hibs fans will watch trainspotting backwards so as they can see the drug dealer giving the money back Greenginger will be terrified the club adopt a no pricks policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fandango Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I'm hearing Israel's most famous son....Uri Gellar is quite interested in updating his spoon bending act to spoon burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 The problem there is ?20million would get you second that's all- with no recoup of it either no CL money, the ?20 million is gone all wasted- and for what ? a random stab at Europa qulaifiying where you could draw Liverpool or some high profile team and get papped out not really worth it You could get the same result from 2 million, or less True. But ?50 Million or ?100 Million could get you into the promised lands of the Champions League. All you need to do is beat Celtic. It must be one of the easiest leagues to qualify from, relative to the rest. Make it out of the groups and you're golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socrates82 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Would be the ultimate irony, especially on the heels of Hibs buying a load of Lithuanians and bringing lots of players in on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 True. But ?50 Million or ?100 Million could get you into the promised lands of the Champions League. All you need to do is beat Celtic. It must be one of the easiest leagues to qualify from, relative to the rest. Make it out of the groups and you're golden. Yes, I would guess that an initial outlay of ?50million would get you past Celtic, and maybe into the groups, but then you would only recoup ?20million or so, and probably not make it beyond that- bearing in mind that ?50million is now 1 midfielder for some of your opponents at that stage THe world has gone mad...... Chelsea, in the EPL owe abramovic over ?1billion, despite their massive income Neymar wages + transfer fee is ?400 million over the contract ?50 million = chump change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socrates82 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Let's be honest, we would all hate it. It wouldn't take that much investment for a team in Scotland to reach the top, relative to the money thrown around in other leagues. Let's say ?20 Million (a handful of ?2 to ?3 million players) would comfortably see a team finish 2nd, with a decent push for top spot. With the Europa League being a potential route into the Champions League, it could be the way to do. Now ?20 Million is never going to win you the Europa League (Cup, whatever it's called these days), but the sort of money that is discussed in the space of 30 minutes when signing a player down south would be permanently life changing for a Scottish team. If it happened to a team in Scotland, it would be completely and utterly shite, unless it happened to us. It did happen to us. Then look what happened next. Hibs are welcome to try! 20 or 30m might get Hibs close to Celtic for one season. They'll need to spend that every season though. That's where Romanov fell down. And we did it when there were two CL spots up for grabs. No investor will ever our money into a Scottish team again, including Rangers, until we have a 2nd CL spot again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 It did happen to us. Then look what happened next. Hibs are welcome to try! 20 or 30m might get Hibs close to Celtic for one season. They'll need to spend that every season though. That's where Romanov fell down. And we did it when there were two CL spots up for grabs. No investor will ever our money into a Scottish team again, including Rangers, until we have a 2nd CL spot again. Indeed "permanently life changing" for a Scottish team is usually closely tied to "permanently life ending" for those teams who have chased this folly. Listened to radio Scotland pontificating that Sevco have spent ?10 million to assist Pedro That is a hell of a lot to beat an Aberdeen side you could buy completely including stadium for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Sunshine on Tel Aviv just doesn't have the same ring to it. I wonder how many are Jaffas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Song for Danny Swanson----" you Arrafat Hibbee wa?$er" too far methinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Helmut Schoen to be the new manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I think of Israel and I think of boycotts and protests But why would anyone bother if its Hibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I thought His already had a wailing wall of supporterd Sent from my E6653 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Might struggle for crowds if they remove all the hoodies in their support too Sent from my E6653 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Helmut Schoen to be the new manager. Helmut replaces Helmet. I can see the headlines now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 This might uncover a few bell-ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 It's not outwith the realms of possibility that a billionaire could fund an Edinburgh club to the hilt just because he or she loved our wonderful historic city and the investment would be comparative peanuts. We're it to happen it would be Hearts. Drug infested Lochend just wouldn't have the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djm1874 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 This has all came about as roger mitchell former spl exectuive wrote an article about scottish football and he mentioned an investor from isreal asking him to help with a buyout of hibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 At least its not too far from Lockend to Joppa, there is a Jerusalem in West Lothian as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Because of the HSL no single person can now own Hibs....so its probably a load of bollox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Because of the HSL no single person can now own Hibs....so its probably a load of bollox! Hmmm... is that right though? I was under the impression that HSL are not going to own a majority share in Hibs. I believe they will have c49% at maximum uptake, and that would mean they could influence but never actually own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Greenginger will be terrified the club adopt a no pricks policy. If GG underwent circumcision, the mohel would not know which part to throw away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 If GG underwent circumcision, the mohel would not know which part to throw away. Also would have to cut his dick pics cost by 25% Arsehole he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Hmmm... is that right though? I was under the impression that HSL are not going to own a majority share in Hibs. I believe they will have c49% at maximum uptake, and that would mean they could influence but never actually own. Yes....even if they only had 1% still no single person can own them. The flip side is they will never own Hibs either so a majority holder will have the run of the show regardless. Point being if someone is coming in to own a club the hibs ******s have pretty much restricted that by falling for the ponzi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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