Quagmire Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 gimme your best ASAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Carlops has running water and electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 Carlops has running water and electricity. ooooooooooooh...just cause i live behind a rock...(in a house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 and have wild bushy hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men: 'can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, 'self-raising, isn't it?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember when my grandad went into a retirement home, very sad. I rang up my gran and asked how he was doing. "Oh, he's like a fish out of water" "Is he finding it hard to adjust then?" "No, he's dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe kickass2 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 How do you get four hibs fans on a stool? Turn it upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I threw a hedgehog at a dart board once... Scored 3480 A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" he asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the boy. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo." The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists? The police have 5,000 pictures of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brellier-for-france Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Barclays are apparantly "Fluent in Finance." Well, that's fantastic. It's just a shame none of the ****ing Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember when my grandad went into a retirement home, very sad. I rang up my gran and asked how he was doing. "Oh, he's like a fish out of water" "Is he finding it hard to adjust then?" "No, he's dead." Pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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