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Tartan tat on Princes Street


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Personally, when I go on holiday I like to bring back something which reminds me of the place I've been visiting, but not necessarily anything "touristy". I prefer to bring back items made by local craftsmen, for instance - things which are a wee bit different and which I wouldn't be able to get here at home.

 

So for Scotland:

 

A broken nose.

A stinking hangover.

A chip on your shoulder.

Rotten teeth.

Heart Disease.

A pregnant bird soon to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

A good sense of humour.

 

Mmm. Apart from the last one I am not sure how popular they will be to your average tourist...

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So for Scotland:

 

A broken nose.

A stinking hangover.

A chip on your shoulder.

Rotten teeth.

Heart Disease.

A pregnant bird soon to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

A good sense of humour.

 

Mmm. Apart from the last one I am not sure how popular they will be to your average tourist...

 

you forgot racist and sectarian abuse and nicotine stained fingers ;)

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