Swanny17 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I swallowed a wasp or a bee? Broon breid? Only asking because there's been a close calls when out cycling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Could be very bad, the swelling from a sting on the tongue or the back of the throat could be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Don't know about wasp or bee but brown bread should be safe. I give it to my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Don't know about wasp or bee but brown bread should be safe. I give it to my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56anawthat Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 It depends on whether you are allergic to wasp/bee stings. It has been known for people to hyperventilate and die of anaphablactic shock if stung on the back of the throat. Not a. Nice way to go. Suggest that in future you wear a Stig-style full face helmet at all times, preferably one fitted with a windscreen wash/wiper to remove the remains of insect squash. Alternatively you can install a speed limiter on your bike and set it to no more than 5mpg, which would reduce the risk by about 64%. Also fit the rear of your bike with a notice to that effect, or red and blue flashing lights to warn other road users. But that might attract moths so best wear the helmet too, especially at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 https://www.quora.com/Entomology-What-happens-if-I-eat-a-wasp-or-other-stinging-insect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 If you did swallow a wasp I woul think it would take a while to die and would continue to sting in your digestive tract until it did so. Not something you would particularly want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan socrates Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I Doubt it would get past your throat, your gag reflex would kick in unless you dont have onr in which case you'd have to ask how you lost it and why you arent a season ticket holder at lowerleague edinburgh fc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I swallowed a wasp or a bee? Broon breid? Only asking because there's been a close calls when out cycling. I am living proof it's survivable. Get yourself a wee paper dustmask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 It depends on whether you are allergic to wasp/bee stings. It has been known for people to hyperventilate and die of anaphablactic shock if stung on the back of the throat. Not a. Nice way to go. Suggest that in future you wear a Stig-style full face helmet at all times, preferably one fitted with a windscreen wash/wiper to remove the remains of insect squash. Alternatively you can install a speed limiter on your bike and set it to no more than 5mpg, which would reduce the risk by about 64%. Also fit the rear of your bike with a notice to that effect, or red and blue flashing lights to warn other road users. But that might attract moths so best wear the helmet too, especially at night. I think the OP should wear a niqab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Look forward to reading Swanny17 posting in The Dreaded Ring Sting thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Conventional knowledge says you should instantly swallow the insect's natural predator. So for example if you swallowed a fly, perhaps you might die, then swallow a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Conventional knowledge says you should instantly swallow the insect's natural predator. So for example if you swallowed a fly, perhaps you might die, then swallow a spider. Where does that end though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col1874 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Conventional knowledge says you should instantly swallow the insect's natural predator. So for example if you swallowed a fly, perhaps you might die, then swallow a spider. This is correct. In fact this story backs up your post: There was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow; She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 This is correct. In fact this story backs up your post: There was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow; She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die! Was she the same lady who lived in a shoe? Or am I getting them mixed up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted September 19, 2016 Author Share Posted September 19, 2016 Look forward to reading Swanny17 posting in The Dreaded Ring Sting thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 This is correct. In fact this story backs up your post: There was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow; She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die! There once was an old lady who swallowed a horse... She's dead of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 There once was an old lady who swallowed a horse... She's dead of course. Such a shame. Many others wouldn't have swallowed.....she has my respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 There was an old lady who swallowed a c0ck...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 There was an old lady who swallowed a c0ck...... She worked at night down by the dock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 She worked at the dock to pay for her clock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 She needed the clock to get to the dry cleaners on time to get the stains out her frock Amidoinitright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 She needed the clock to get to the dry cleaners on time to get the stains out her frock Amidoinitright? Didnt really keep to the rhythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 She needed the clock to get to the dry cleaners on time to get the stains out her frock Amidoinitright? How about She needed the clock to make the dry cleaners To remove the stains from all the weaners. Bit american but i think it works better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac80 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Look forward to reading Swanny17 posting in The Dreaded Ring Sting thread hahaha great patter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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