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I'll take a stab at this.

Hairy Scottish Communist,pantomime stars step brother and someone else who maybe wasn't expecting it.

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Mauricio Pinilla

The Mirror SEETHING that they can't release this name :lol: 

 

I'll go David Beckham. 

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Sooty, Sweep & Sue.

 

 

 

Matthew Corbett's sold the story.

Mind when Sooty and Sweep would bath together....and Sue...Sue just watched.

 

Utter puppet filth. Probably the best kind of filth......

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Mind when Sooty and Sweep would bath together....and Sue...Sue just watched.

 

Utter puppet filth. Probably the best kind of filth......

Matthew's sold the story out of pure jealousy.

 

Money mostly.

 

Though, as he's had his hand up Sue for years, he obviously couldn't stand the thought of Sooty AND Sweep saying : "Izzy, wizzy, let's get busy!"

 

As you say, filth merchants.

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Matthew's sold the story out of pure jealousy.

 

Money mostly.

 

Though, as he's had his hand up Sue for years, he obviously couldn't stand the thought of Sooty AND Sweep saying : "Izzy, wizzy, let's get busy!"

 

As you say, filth merchants.

 

Matthew's dead.

 

Shame on you :lol:

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Matthew's dead.

 

Shame on you :lol:

Is he?

 

Maybe a relative carrying on his fight for justice then.

 

Who knows?

 

Scrap that: Just checked, & apparently the bitter git IS still alive at the age of 68.

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The Mirror SEETHING that they can't release this name :lol:

 

I'll go David Beckham. 

They are and they make some pretty good points about the hypocrisy. It's only undermined by the fact that they're trying to 'expose' some tittle-tattle under the pretext that it's in the public interest. 

 

If the celebrity in question built his image and wealth on the back of being monogamous and continues to portray himself in that way, then they might have a case. If it's something where they know something that they're itching to tell us, then less so.

 

It will become known over the next few days. And the Mirror won't earn a penny of it.

 

They're right, though, about the extent of covering up and filing they do. Mates in the trade talk about folder upon folder of unpublished stories of celebrities and sports stars with their trousers down and worse.

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I googled national enquirer.

 

Top stories from the "paper" appear on Google but if you click the UK site, one top story is missing..

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Imagine having that news broken to the world? Left picking up the pieces of your life. I think it's gonna be a long long time before we see an end to these injunctions.

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I googled national enquirer.

 

Top stories from the "paper" appear on Google but if you click the UK site, one top story is missing..

Oooft. So... Many... Puns... To...Make.

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The Mirror SEETHING that they can't release this name :lol:

 

I'll go David Beckham.

Thought that too, but article states two kids.

 

Beckham has 4.

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I wouldn't rule out Ant and Dec...

I reckon it's some madman across the water. There'll be some breaking hearts for sure.

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Mauricio Pinilla

Like Glottis says, national enquirer will tell you the story. Some interesting comments on the article too. 

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:lol:

 

 

Me too. And I better be satisfied it's not those three puppet deviants.

Check PM.

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It's the Krankies and George Galloway, right?

Krankies still alive?

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Krankies still alive?

 

No idea, but even if they aren't, I'm sticking with my guess.

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No idea, but even if they aren't, I'm sticking with my guess.

Swing and a miss.

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Will be " celebrities" we have heard off ? Was there not a scandal about a football player few years ago. When his name was revealed most were like Who ?

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Whoever it is he is going to find it hard to apologise. It is the hardest word after all.

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Will be " celebrities" we have heard off ? Was there not a scandal about a football player few years ago. When his name was revealed most were like Who ?

Was that Gary Flitcroft?

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Was that Gary Flitcroft?

That is who I remember. It was all over the media - and when it was announced, as said above, I thought it was such a let down. I had Gary Lineker at 150/1

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What's the point of a super injunction when you can find out who it is with a 2 minute google search??

 

I've been looking for half an hour and can't find anything :(

 

Edit: Unless it's the EJ story.

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I've been looking for half an hour and can't find anything :(

You've not picked up on some subtle (ahem) hints here yet?

 

Must be all that betting money profit clouding your thought process this morning. ;)

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I've been looking for half an hour and can't find anything :(

 

Edit: Unless it's the EJ story.

Ever read the National Enquirer?

 

The U.S version is good.

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Is he?

 

Maybe a relative carrying on his fight for justice then.

 

Who knows?

 

Scrap that: Just checked, & apparently the bitter git IS still alive at the age of 68.

 

I genuinely thought he had cacked it!

 

Fell of a roof or summat. Must be thinking of someone else :lol:

 

Sorry, didn't mean to be a dick or that

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I genuinely thought he had cacked it!

 

Fell of a roof or summat. Must be thinking of someone else :lol:

 

Sorry, didn't mean to be a dick or that

:lol:

 

No I knew you weren't mate.

 

 

Rod Hull it was who fell off his roof and died.

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I genuinely thought he had cacked it!

 

Fell of a roof or summat. Must be thinking of someone else :lol:

 

Sorry, didn't mean to be a dick or that

 

Rod Hull you might be thinking of. Had his hand up a bird his whole career. 

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:lol:

 

No I knew you weren't mate.

 

 

Rod Hull it was who fell off his roof and died.

 

 

Orville was said to have been left speechless.

 

 

 

Emu was it not?

 

Orville was Keith Harris.

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Emu was it not?

 

Orville was Keith Harris.

 

Keith Harris IS dead, 

 

Wonder how Emu took the news.  :rolleyes2:

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