david mcgee Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 As an ex salesman, i laugh my head of at these signs. Instead of filling my sandwich business till full of ten and twenty pound notes, i fill it full of 20p, 50p and ?1 coins. I put a sign up saying " we have change for parking" Instead of getting a footfall of 500 people a day, i now get a thousand. Whether i get a sale or not i keep smiling, i have wonderfull aromas permiating my shop. I give out free taisters, i enthuse about my product. What better selling opportunity could you have? Or i hand write a sign and sellotape it on my window saying no change available. Bring in the administrators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Lost on me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 As an ex salesman, i laugh my head of at these signs. Instead of filling my sandwich business till full of ten and twenty pound notes, i fill it full of 20p, 50p and ?1 coins. I put a sign up saying " we have change for parking" Instead of getting a footfall of 500 people a day, i now get a thousand. Whether i get a sale or not i keep smiling, i have wonderfull aromas permiating my shop. I give out free taisters, i enthuse about my product. What better selling opportunity could you have? Or i hand write a sign and sellotape it on my window saying no change available. Bring in the administrators. It's the British way. Being unhelpful. No change given on buses. Airlines telling you to have exact change ready when spending ?4 on a hard sandwich. *****. What is you business anyhoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Do you deliver? I'm feckin' starving here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No but i hear he does chicken, Pork and beef.... eh eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 It's the British way. Being unhelpful. No change given on buses. Airlines telling you to have exact change ready when spending ?4 on a hard sandwich. *****. What is you business anyhoo? Is there anything more annoying than buses not giving out change? Especially when the fare is something ridiculous like ?1.10 On top of all the hassle to find that fare you then have to put up with some miserable ****** who hates his job growling at you when you try and be friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No but i hear he does chicken, Pork and beef.... eh eh 2 things: 1. I knew someone would reply in that manner sooner or later. 2. I had a shortlist of posters who would reply as such, and you, paddy, were near the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 1 Thing: 1. Its been a slow day at work and its a banging day outside. But im glad your shortlist was correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 1 Thing: 1. Its been a slow day at work and its a banging day outside. But im glad your shortlist was correct Your avatar is impeccable, sir. SHE GOWN' GET IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Who wants this dog ?! cant beat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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