Morgan Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Thoughts? GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 He'd keep trying to rename the team into something he calls 'wit'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Well he's an unknown but who had heard of Jose Mourinho or Arsene Wenger before they became big? He's never played football but he's computer literate and would be pretty handy with a fax machine. Not sure if he's on the sex offenders list but that would be an added bonus. Let's put all our chickens in this one basket! Sounds good to me and exactly what Hearts need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Who, him? http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1611322.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106EB157DFB9BE1EC565A5397277B4DC33E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Who? The serial killing, American cop? It's a gamble, I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTS FOREVER Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 He's not banned me from here, for ooooh, weeks, I'd give him the nod. Certainly better than Jimmy Caldronoffood who can stay at Sheepieland thanks very much. Actually, Dex hasn't posted on here for at least 3 minutes, so he may be in talks with VR now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scallywag Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Is that the serial killing policeman fella ! Having a serial killer as a manager is probably the kind of apointment Vlad would be delighted with. No problem with motivation if the manager starts popping off a few of the wage theifs. If it's the other Dexter then he would be marginaly behind Jimmy Calderwood ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Sorry to burst all your bubbles. But, the jobs mine and I am only doing it for 150k pa. Have come to an agreement with comrade Romanov that team selection will be 90%-10% in my favour with the caveat I can sub his 10% after the first 15 minutes and I get to unplug the fax machine from 8am(uk time) on Friday mornings. Press conference will be held at Tynecastle(not Riccarton as it takes me to long on the bus to get there) 11:30am sharp tomorrow morning. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 It's a done deal. Flying to Vilnius right now, at boarding.......ah hang on..... Hullo ? Aye... REALLY ? Wow - okay, I'd rather be on the Steelmen forum to be honest, far more secure after all. HOW MUCH ?! Make it 2 bags of pickled onion and you've got a deal. Sorted. Will tell Maddo Vlado I'm um, having a massive dump. He'll buy it. Click. Git ma bag oaf ra plane doll. Am no gaun. Haw doll - mind ma suitcase n aw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Who? The serial killing, American cop? It's a gamble, I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 29, 2008 Author Share Posted May 29, 2008 It's a done deal. Flying to Vilnius right now, at boarding.......ah hang on..... Hullo ? Aye... REALLY ? Wow - okay, I'd rather be on the Steelmen forum to be honest, far more secure after all. HOW MUCH ?! Make it 2 bags of pickled onion and you've got a deal. Sorted. Will tell Maddo Vlado I'm um, having a massive dump. He'll buy it. Click. Git ma bag oaf ra plane doll. Am no gaun. Haw doll - mind ma suitcase n aw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Why not, the last few managers also knew hee haw about football but it didn't stop them;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Why not, the last few managers also knew hee haw about football but it didn't stop them;) Controversial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Dexter's a plum, with sheckt exclusive's, nae backroom knowledge. Oh yeah, and he's ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I met Dexter a couple of times - once at the Nottingham Bouchercon and once at an event I organised in London. He was a great guy - always aware of the nearest pub and he gave his publisher's minders the slip expertly at the london event to have a slip in a few lunchtime pints with the Telegraph reviewer and author Mike Ripley Not sure about his football managing prowess, but he writes a good plot and is superb at dealing with the media At the Nottingham event when asked by the local BBC news man to give an interview he repsonded by saying that he couldn't as he was meeting someone at the downstairs bar in his hotel. The reporter wanted to know if it is was anyone famous Dexter: "Who knows - there's bound to be someone down there". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterEgo Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Oh yeah, and he's ginger. Really?? He doesn't sound ginger when he posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Really?? He doesn't sound ginger when he posts. Yes, he does, read his 16 billion posts and come back and say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I would say he would be more in tune with total hobo football than us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Really?? He doesn't sound ginger when he posts. Sounds more Strawberry Blond to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Looks like support is growing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impaler Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 erm......Signed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornhillHearts Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 He has not been a Hearts man for long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Vote this man: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Dexter for manager ? Nah.............Too young ! :):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 This has all gone a bit 'Joey Deacon'. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 This has all gone a bit 'Joey Deacon'. Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Oh yeah, and he's ginger. - No, it's BLOND. Sounds more Strawberry Blond to me - No, it's BLOND. He has not been a Hearts man for long enough. - No, it's BLOND. Oh aye, and I'm a better supporter than you. PS - The Force strong on this thread is. Suspensions coming think I Dex The It's BLOND Not Ginge (though for true ginge, just speak to my sister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishSandstorm Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 So Dex is ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 With Donkey as director of football, so that Dexter can "protect his sources". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 With Donkey as director of football, so that Dexter can "protect his sources". Chortle. Can't be any worse than Frail and Anatoli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I would not appoint ginge, he would simply be another puppet for the regime. Oh, and Ksanavicius would play every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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