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Justin Z

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This is borderline The Shed stuff, but still, I have no idea how I came upon this result in my Google searching but this parody article is absolutely hilarious.  I actually wonder how many of the contributors to it are Hearts fans who are comfortable enough in their masculinity to take the piss out of themselves:

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_of_Midlothian_FC

 

However, after reading the article and especially laughing about the part about the Irn Bru Cup, I still felt there was something . . . missing.  Perhaps you can figure out my contribution.

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This is borderline The Shed stuff, but still, I have no idea how I came upon this result in my Google searching but this parody article is absolutely hilarious. I actually wonder how many of the contributors to it are Hearts fans who are comfortable enough in their masculinity to take the piss out of themselves:

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_of_Midlothian_FC

 

However, after reading the article and especially laughing about the part about the Irn Bru Cup, I still felt there was something . . . missing. Perhaps you can figure out my contribution.

Thought that wad hilarious. Nearly spat out my toast and coffee.
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Andrew Gilbert Wauchope

If anything, the Hibs section is even more deranged. Someone's been enjoying themselves.

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HOWEVER come on mates, surely you've been able to ascertain my rather "substantial" contribution, aye?

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Jesus! that was some of the most excrutiating pish it's ever been my misfortune to clap eyes on.Clearly written by a troop of monkeys who aspire to the complete works of Shakespeare.

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HOWEVER come on mates, surely you've been able to ascertain my rather "substantial" contribution, aye?

I'm assuming the "fan pic"?

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PresidentGrant

Dreadful, utterly woeful attempt at being funny.

 

Agreed. Quite impressive how cringeworthy it got even by the end of the first sentence.

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Fruitmachine76

Awful, chronic "patter". I gave up about half way through but there's time I won't get back. Dire

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Captain America

Awful, chronic "patter". I gave up about half way through but there's time I won't get back. Dire

This

 

Didn't even get halfway through.

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Where can I get one of those pens from Men in Black? I just want to forget I read that. Paul fartly, good ****ing grief.

 

 

 

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