Gregorski Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 "I had a sleepless night last night wondering what we?d do for training." Stuart McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Well they would have got changed, ran onto the training pitch if its not raining, otherwise its monopoly. kick a ball at each other for about 10 mins, compare tattoos, demonstrate how to ignite farts, and agree that if the ball come to you, that you just pump it up to Daly or Byod or Miller to chase, then its off to the bookies to put a bet on the weekend games? job done, as the ref will help out anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Training will include rolling over a car bonnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I'm hoping he does, would be funny as **** if Hibs had to spend another year down in the Championship, because again, they'd not be guaranteed to win it next year either. 'Mon the Teddy Bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie86 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Practice for draws, just like mcdowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 "I had a sleepless night last night wondering what we?d do for training." Stuart McCall Of course he's nervous! Remember what the laddie Faure said about training sessions "Not to mention that (Ally McCoist) finished a training session by putting himself on the goal line, pulling down his shorts, and making you all hit shots at him because he missed a one on one in the training game?" That could hurt an arse like McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Exactly the sort of hunnish star-struck knee-scuttling shite that saw his Motherwell side get pumped by his heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 The boy was having sleepless nights at Motherwell also Maybe he's not cut out for this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 When he hits the ground running will he manage to not spill any beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregorski Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 The boy was having sleepless nights at Motherwell also Maybe he's not cut out for this..... Indeed. All joking aside though, it's a freakingly bizarre thing to come out with at your very first press conference as your relieved as the new team manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hector reva Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Yeah! He had sleepless night when at Motherwell too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Im disappointed that no one has posted the video of him falling on his heid celebrating a cup win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Im disappointed that no one has posted the video of him falling on his heid celebrating a cup win Posted yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 The boy was having sleepless nights at Motherwell also Maybe he's not cut out for this..... The boy ran away when the going got tough at motherwell too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bell Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Im disappointed that no one has posted the video of him falling on his heid celebrating a cup win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Exactly the sort of hunnish star-struck knee-scuttling shite that saw his Motherwell side get pumped by his heroes. Precisely. I meant to look up his record against Rangers but I'm pretty sure it's eye-watering. Something like 14 defeats and two goals scored in 16 games. Edit - it's also one reason why, if I was Levein, I'd seriously think twice about employing a coach or signing a player who has obvious OF ambitions. As clubs should have been doing for over 100 years tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmiyaHearts Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 People suggesting he has set his Motherwell team out to lose games against Rangers have lost the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Precisely. I meant to look up his record against Rangers but I'm pretty sure it's eye-watering. Something like 14 defeats and two goals scored in 16 games. Edit - it's also one reason why, if I was Levein, I'd seriously think twice about employing a coach or signing a player who has obvious OF ambitions. As clubs should have been doing for over 100 years tbf. Spot on. Welcome to my boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 People suggesting he has set his Motherwell team out to lose games against Rangers have lost the plot. Thankfully nobody has said that though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Looked it up. Was off with games played but not with just how abject they were. His record as Motherwell manager against Rangers was: P8 W0 D1 L7 F2 A23 His first four games against them were: 0-6, 0-5, 0-3, 0-3 Not too hot considering they never finished outside the top three in his three full seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 10 Star Jumps, 5 Burpees, 2 Shuttle runs, break for breakfast. Sorted Stuart, and a vast improvement on previous regimes. I had hear they had ramped it up a bit with the inclusion of a sack race and egg & spoon race as well (although the boiled eggs did not all make it to the finish line.................. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alva-Jambo Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Looks like his neb has already hit the ground running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 McCoist's bizarre tactics thinking he could bully every team same as last 2 years started it off Derek Llambias for I guess it was him, managed to piss McCoist off and wasn't able to stop him leaving. Rather than bring a decent manager in they made the bizarre decision to give the job to someone who didn't want the problem. Hearts are winning this league in our on merits but there has been a decent supporting cast and Kenny McDowell deserves our thanks ranking him alongside Pa Kujabi as people we'll think fondly of. So who's to say this new guy won't carry on the good work. Some hopes he'll turn things around. Now they should beat Livingston and Alloa. But its not so easy after that. McCoist won all their games against the bottom 6 in league anyway so that won't be an improvement. Predict happy times continuing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Sure I read somewhere that he'd taken them to Gullane to do murder hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 McCoist's bizarre tactics thinking he could bully every team same as last 2 years started it off Derek Llambias for I guess it was him, managed to piss McCoist off and wasn't able to stop him leaving. Rather than bring a decent manager in they made the bizarre decision to give the job to someone who didn't want the problem. Hearts are winning this league in our on merits but there has been a decent supporting cast and Kenny McDowell deserves our thanks ranking him alongside Pa Kujabi as people we'll think fondly of. So who's to say this new guy won't carry on the good work. Some hopes he'll turn things around. Now they should beat Livingston and Alloa. But its not so easy after that. McCoist won all their games against the bottom 6 in league anyway so that won't be an improvement. Predict happy times continuing. Good post. McCall is no mug but he is going to have to turn around the culture that has been in place for 20/30 years that the team that drinks together winds together. Great when you have Gascoigne, Gough, Goram, etc up against the calibre of say Dougie Arnot and Tommy Turner. The same principle worked for Blackie, Jiggy and Tempsy against plumbers and joiners but it kind of came unstuck against guys who are fitter and better organised than they are. If Livi have anything about them they will get right in their faces and play the game at a high tempo. decent manager or not I doubt McCall can turn an assortment of lazy has beens into anything other than Championship also rans even with 10k more coming through the gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Of course he's nervous! Remember what the laddie Faure said about training sessions "Not to mention that (Ally McCoist) finished a training session by putting himself on the goal line, pulling down his shorts, and making you all hit shots at him because he missed a one on one in the training game?" That could hurt an arse like McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boy_in_maroon Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Different c0ck...... same Pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Is he expecting Boyd to "hit the ground & then run" ?.. The other way around surely? Boyd runs then hits the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Different c0ck...... same Pish4 in on a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldcastlerock2012 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 "I had a sleepless night last night wondering what we?d do for training." Stuart McCall So basically takes a new job then admits he has no idea how to do it! Sometimes I think Rangers hiring process just involves ticking a box marked "I like Rangers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 To be fair to lad, you can't question if he's Scottish, he makes sure his beer cans stays the right way as he goes down head first into the car then slides off. Not a drop spilled but risked broken bones and a burst face. fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 To be fair to lad, you can't question if he's Scottish, he makes sure his beer cans stays the right way as he goes down head first into the car then slides off. Not a drop spilled but risked broken bones and a burst face. fair play. He is English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinkster Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 The narrative arc suggests they will pump the Hubz in a play off. Stubbs will have more Manager of the Month awards so , almost a victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Different c0ck...... same Pish Topical South African reference too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I can't take him seriously. He's had exactly the same haircut since about 1993 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambotommy Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I can't take him seriously. He's had exactly the same haircut since about 1993 So have I...i'm still a bald c##t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I can't take him seriously. He's had exactly the same haircut since about 1993To be fair his face has grown to a size where he can carry it off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumelzier Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Good point for McCall today, obviously got a reaction from the players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus Young Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 a point gained a good start for McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Not one Rangers yellow but 4 for Livingston. I always find it hard to believe that a team can be so controlled every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Well done Stuart, carrying on that fine form over from Motherwell. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 "I had a sleepless night last night wondering what we?d do for training." Stuart McCall It will be nightmares tonight for the wee edjet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Mind and take your nytol Stuart, you will need it tonight. Dont count sheep, count the ........................................gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Joke club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Not one Rangers yellow but 4 for Livingston. I always find it hard to believe that a team can be so controlled every week. Livi got 4 yellow cards out of a total of 6 fouls committed according to the stats on the BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve444 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve444 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 There is a big gap opening up between them and hobbos now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve444 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 50-50 game looking at BBC stats also. Newco are closer to Dumbarton than us lol Wee win for Falkirk today will make is very interesting... http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=281005&page=14 fun starts here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 If he had any sense he would have hit the ground running in the opposite direction the minute they offered him the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Unbeaten since the King Bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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