Eckauskas Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 My Xbox was returned to me in working order, complete with 1 months free Xbox Live. Steven Frail is told he won't be managing Hearts next season. Manchester United complete a Premiership and Champions League double. Clum states he wants to leave Hearts. I've been able to finalise going to Belfast. Is this the best day in recorded history? Ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You're still ginger, so no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 You're still ginger, so no. Being ginger > Being short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Oooh, I dunno. I reckon I can top that, Eck, mate. In the past 24 hours: I have had sex in a tent and a Ford Fiesta ST with a girl who is, according to most of my friends (including Eck) "far too good looking for me". Said girl has revealed her level of affection towards me. I saw my friends for the first time in 4 weeks. I'm eating half a chicken madras following 6 cans of Tennent's finest. I will have half a chicken madras for breakfast tomorrow. Steven F®ail is leaving Hearts. Clum Elliot is leaving Hearts. Today has been good. Very good. EDIT: To quote Mr Colin Hay: My, my, my, it's a beautiful world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Being ginger > Being short. Being ginger > being short > being diabetic, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Oooh, I dunno. I reckon I can top that, Eck, mate. In the past 24 hours: I have had sex in a tent and a Ford Fiesta ST with a girl who is, according to most of my friends (including Eck) "far too good looking for me". Said girl has revealed her level of affection towards me. Said Xbox's return trumps these. Plus today is one of the few days that I don't get any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Plus today is one of the few days that I don't get any Aye, best to let the X-Box settle back in before you interfere with it again, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Aye, best to let the X-Box settle back in before you interfere with it again, eh? Neave with his 'girlfriend'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Neave with his 'girlfriend'. LOL. Hmm, the dilemma: stay on here and have pish banter or go and get my hole again. Tis a toughy, so it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roop Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Neave with his 'girlfriend'. He's still taller than me, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You're still ginger, so no. Best reply EVER. Eck, I am glad for you bud, I was sweating when it went to pens but I won a fair but of cash. God bless you and have a great night my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Best reply EVER. Eck, I am glad for you bud, I was sweating when it went to pens but I won a fair but of cash. God bless you and have a great night my friend. Who would you reckon's had the better day though, AP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Best reply EVER. Eck, I am glad for you bud, I was sweating when it went to pens but I won a fair but of cash. God bless you and have a great night my friend. Thanks mate, you too. Although the celebrations kick off tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Said Xbox's return trumps these. Plus today is one of the few days that I don't get any So not only ginger, but gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 So not only ginger, but gay? Good one. Oh my ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 So not only ginger, but gay? You got gay from that? Here's a straw to clutch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Who would you reckon's had the better day though, AP? Neave, I would need to see photographic evidence of how good looking yer misses is to make a judgement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You got gay from that? Here's a straw to clutch: You would rather play GTA than have sex with a girl out of your league? Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You would rather play GTA than have sex with a girl out of your league?Gay. I can't argue with your logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You would rather play GTA than have sex with a girl out of your league?Gay. you can have sex with girls in GTA though, and you can murder them afterwards and get your money back. If Neave did that in real life he'd get in quite a fair bit of trouble.... (not that im suggesting your paying your 'girlfriend' for sex Neave) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I can't argue with your logic. Exactly! Girls are used to having sex with a man way way way way below their league with Gavin all the time. The man is experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Exactly!Girls are used to having sex with a man way way way way below their league with Gavin all the time. The man is experienced. Exactly - I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry though. Infact, I'll take that as a back handed compliment - I'm an ugly bloke that shags women way above his level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Infact, I'll take that as a back handed compliment - I'm an ugly bloke that shags women way above his level. Do they ever remember anything when they regain consciousness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What a bizarre thread Think Neave could be in trouble if his companion is a KB'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Do they ever remember anything when they regain consciousness? No, I always put 2 drops of Ryhpnol in their drinks instead of 1, so they are still asleep when I leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 No, I always put 2 drops of Ryhpnol in their drinks instead of 1, so they are still asleep when I leave. Are you from somwere starting with A??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Good thread. I'm an ugly bloke that shags women way above his level. Amen to that, brother. It must be our snake-like penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Good thread. Amen to that, brother. It must be our snake-like penises. The plural of penis should really be changed to penisi or peni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The plural of penis should really be changed to penisi or peni. That's what I thought, but I didn't really want to reveal my knowledge of a collection of cocks, Hughesie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Are you from somwere starting with A??? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Ha ha got you now. I love that name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 No, I always put 2 drops of Ryhpnol in their drinks instead of 1, so they are still asleep when I leave. No lovingly prepared fried breakfast then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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