Sooperstar Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 So what about home and away for over 30 games a season for 20 seasons but has lost interest and still holds a season ticket? Should I not bother anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 So what about home and away for over 30 games a season for 20 seasons but has lost interest and still holds a season ticket? Should I not bother anymore? Lost interest = -3 points! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I've been to every game home and away, got my ST, didn't go to the testimonial as I had an essay due for the next day, gave half my money to Hearts and considered the derby on my Dad's funeral and yet I only get 50 odd points! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Lost interest = -3 points! For 20 years, oh well. I've done my bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I've been to every game home and away, got my ST, didn't go to the testimonial as I had an essay due for the next day, gave half my money to Hearts and considered the derby on my Dad's funeral and yet I only get 50 odd points! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Sorry to hear about yer auld mans funeral bud. My auld mans was something similar. (I'm guessing you are relativity young) All the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Well I scored 59 so seemingly I'm in the some work needed category even although Im a ST holder who goes to all home games which is 440 mile round trip (8 hours drive there and back)and around ?40 in petrol every game, but I'm not quite welcome at Tynecastle!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points E. All home matches & away matches when I can make it, 8 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points E) Its in the hoose 11 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? Didnt Go 0 points A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. Only 44 points. Stinking quiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I got 100,so there,I'm a far better fan than any of you. Have a word mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Yeah maybe I am a real fan going with BlackHearts point system as I have my new ST so another 1 point and I go to as many away games as I can so at least another 1 point, so 59 +2=61= real fan phew Oops just read thats not a real fan only someone welcome at Tynie. Oh well I will try harder in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brownlee Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I got 100,so there,I'm a far better fan than any of you.Have a word mate. Its a bit like the honesty box at the jimmy parly do we take your word and believe or when we open the box theres nothing in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Its a bit like the honesty box at the jimmy parly do we take your word and believe or when we open the box theres nothing in it. Exactly,totaly pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 what a ridiculous thread, far too much time on your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 what a ridiculous thread, far too much time on your hands I'd say far too much drink in his system. More to the point, some muppets actually answered it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I'd say far too much drink in his sytem. More to the point, some muppets actually answered it Aye and gave themselfs shetty scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Exactly,totaly pointless. Are you actually looking at this as a serious thread? Your stupidity has left me speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Are you actually looking at this as a serious thread? Your stupidity has left me speechless. His stupidity has also left me speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. 55 points Im **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the voice from above Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Part timer. This club doesn't need mytype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Are you actually looking at this as a serious thread? Your stupidity has left me speechless. oh, is it tongue in cheek??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. 45!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 ...considered the derby on my Dad's funeral... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points-Jankuaskas against Dundee Utd C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points - although it wouldn't happen as I would never have my dad's funeral on the same time as a Derby as he would want me to be there. D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. I only score 59! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I got 50 points. Two of the questions didn't really apply, though, one of them being the one about why you attended Neilson's testimonial on the basis that I didn't go because Pee Aitch Ressley was playing. I think that that should be 1874 points, bringing me up to a total of 1,924. I win, bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 16 points. (and I got 10 for not booing) Can any ST holder get lower than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asomerville Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What a load of mince. Just because I can't make alot of games. You don't class me as a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurooba Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I'm clearly a rubbish fan! I'm off the club shall prosper with my shabby support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsajambo1 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. Load of bull, have you not got something better to do, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Load of bull, have you not got something better to do, Jesus, mate. Lighten up. He's only having a laugh. **** sake. I remember when this place used to be a half decent laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I know im a real fan because I dont gloat when they lose and I dont slaughter them on here...even after a win:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 There's a lot of chat on here about what makes a real fan. I've devised a simple quiz to see who loves Hearts the most. Just answer the questions, add up your score and feel free to pop your result into your signature so the rest of us know how much respect to give you... What matches do you attend? A) All league home matches? 2 points All Home matches including cup? 4 points C) All league home and away? 6 points D) Alll matches home and away oncluding cup? 10 points On average, how long do you stay? A) Leave at half time? 2 points 45-75 Minutes? 4 points C) 75-89 minutes? 6 points D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? A) Whenever we lose? 2 points Only Elliot/Miko? 4 points C) An ex-hated opposition player regardless of perfomance? 6 points D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? A) No? 0 points Depends on the manager? 4 points C) Depends on signings? 6 points D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points Consider it but mum convinces you not to? 8 points C) Listen to it on the radio and cheer when Hearts score during the service? 10 points D) Go to the match? 30 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? A) Nothing. Nada. Zilch. 0 points ?500k to sign a player of your choice? 5 points C) You give your family some cash, take a holiday anf buy a nice car & house but give the rest to Hearts? 10 points D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? A) Only to see the cup winners? 0 points? Becuase your wife was nipping your head and you needed out of the house? 4 points C) Because your kids wanted to go? 6 points D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. I have more than potential! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What a load of mince. Just because I can't make alot of games. You don't class me as a fan. Correct - you are not You are perhaps a bit stupid though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I'm clearly a rubbish fan! I'm off the club shall prosper with my shabby support. Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Load of bull, have you not got something better to do, Do you honestly think the OP was being serious? Sheer stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 been going since 1982, season ticket holder 87-93, skint after that, became a season ticket holder again since 1995-2008, missed only 6 games at home since 1982, used to go to most away games, not now, some of us have to work Saturdays but go when I can, won't be re-newing this season, too expensive for what "entertainment"we watch on the park but should be back to normal again for 2009/10. I'm a true Jambo and I don't need a silly little quiz to tell me otherwise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 How official is this thread? I'm concerned that I'm nowhere near being a true fan, though I really love them. For the booing question I couldn't work out how many points I should get because I've booed plenty of players (and referees/linesmen/managers) but only opposition ones. So I think if that question is flawed, there must be others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What matches do you attend? All Home matches including cup? 4 points On average, how long do you stay? D) Full time? 10 points Have you ever booed a player? D) NEVER? 10 points Are you buying a season ticket next season? D) It's in the post? 10 points Your Dad's funeral is the day of a derby match. Do you go to the match? A) Not a chance? 0 points You win ?5M on the lottery. How much do you invest in the JT's? D) Give everything to the jambos. It's what you've always dreamd of? 20 points. You attended Robbie Neilson's testimonial? D) Because he's a true Hearts Hero? 10 points Score: 64 6-30 points - Part timer. This club doesn't need your type. 31-60 points - Some work needed but plenty potential. 61-99 points - You're welcome at Tynecastle anytime. Why not bring a friend? 100 points - You are a REAL FAN! Give yourself a pat on the back and feel free to criticise any other member of the JT's support at your will. After all, you know best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurooba Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Correct. How very cheeky! You dirty dog:thumb: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 been going since 1982, season ticket holder 87-93, skint after that, became a season ticket holder again since 1995-2008, missed only 6 games at home since 1982, used to go to most away games, not now, some of us have to work Saturdays but go when I can, won't be re-newing this season, too expensive for what "entertainment"we watch on the park but should be back to normal again for 2009/10. I'm a true Jambo and I don't need a silly little quiz to tell me otherwise! Not a real fan. The quiz doesn't lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The reactions on this thread are priceless. I can't believe people are actually taking it seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The reactions on this thread are priceless. I can't believe people are actually taking it seriously. Thats kickback all over Its far too easy to get a reaction off far too many folk, there all clearly too intellectual to actually have a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I failed. I'm no longer worthy of calling myself a Hearts fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEILY1874 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Soops did you get a carry oot for walking up the road last night? I thought you were perfectly sober when you left me however this thread has changed my opinion. PS thanks for the 10er mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I got 592 points, but then I put in some questions you forgot to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Whatever!! Get a life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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