Seats Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 A bloke I know through playing fives i.e not a good buddy, had a few too many one night and invited another mate and his wife to join them for a swinging session. They also mentioned their rubber fetish. (they politely declined) I now find it difficult to look at the bloke without laughing (him and his wife are not the best looking, if you know what I mean!). Should I say nothing because it is just me being prudish, or should I openly take the pi$$? any advice would be welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Best to make subtle jokes, so he's not sure if you're ripping the **** or not. Something like "I'm just swinging by the shops after lunch, gonna buy a pie. Fancy swapping pies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 If I was you, I'd keep poking him in the stomach, giggling and telling him that he's a deviant with an ugly wife. Try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed The Jedi Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Rip the pish big time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casenauskis Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 be careful though he may kidnap u and make u his gimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 You should phone him up and invite the 2 of them for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 turn up at 5s dressed up like the team in dodgeball for the first game they play. Hot stuff! He does deserve to be ripped tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Take the ****. No mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Watch mate, he might take you down the basement & give you a good buggering. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Congratulate him on his Scandinavian-esque open attitude to sex and wish him (and his wife) the best of luck. Feel free to say that while rubber isn't your cup of tea (I assume it isn't?) and that partner swapping is also not your bag (again, I assume it isn't?) you have nothing but respect for his open and frank sexually liberated mindset. Alternatively, you may find it all rather deviant and as such you should say as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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