Doctor FinnBarr Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wife has just been shopping in the land of the Weeg, and has bought me a T-Shirt with the slogan, "Girls suck, women swallow, act you,re age"!Now the question is, where exactly is it appropriate to wear it?Bike rallies, fine, nobody cares.Pub, depends what pub really.But apart from that, nowhere really unless you want to be asked to leave, and its hardly the thing to wear to parents night!What does everyone else think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wife has just been shopping in the land of the Weeg, and has bought me a T-Shirt with the slogan, "Girls suck, women swallow, act you,re age"!Now the question is, where exactly is it appropriate to wear it?Bike rallies, fine, nobody cares.Pub, depends what pub really.But apart from that, nowhere really unless you want to be asked to leave, and its hardly the thing to wear to parents night!What does everyone else think? Nowhere, that sounds majorly tacky. I know of someone else who has said T-Shirt, and he's a jakey bam, and a member here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Womans Lib march. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Womans Nil by mouth ward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wife has just been shopping in the land of the Weeg, and has bought me a T-Shirt with the slogan, "Girls suck, women swallow, act you,re age"!Now the question is, where exactly is it appropriate to wear it?Bike rallies, fine, nobody cares.Pub, depends what pub really.But apart from that, nowhere really unless you want to be asked to leave, and its hardly the thing to wear to parents night!What does everyone else think? Where are these girls? Why can I never find these women? Apart from that your T-Shirt is inappropriate in any social situation I can think of. Wear it with pride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 This is slighty off topic, but fits well with the theme. On Saturday I was having a drink in the oz bar on candlemaker row, when I saw possibly the most offensive/funniest (you decide) stag do. All in fancy dress with one guy dressed in a white skirt with blonde hair, a floppy hat and a sign on his back saying "Maddie McCann. Is she dead or just the world's greatest hide and seek champion." Then i looked around and there were 3 guys dressed as steve irwin, one dressed as a sting ray, plus Harold Shipman, Elvis, Yasser Arafat, Mother Teresa and a suicide bomber. There was a guy dressed as a priest with a moustache, wasn't sure who he was supposed to be. I thought it was funny, but a bit much at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casenauskis Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 thats sick haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 This is slighty off topic, but fits well with the theme. On Saturday I was having a drink in the oz bar on candlemaker row, when I saw possibly the most offensive/funniest (you decide) stag do. All in fancy dress with one guy dressed in a white skirt with blonde hair, a floppy hat and a sign on his back saying "Maddie McCann. Is she dead or just the world's greatest hide and seek champion." Then i looked around and there were 3 guys dressed as steve irwin, one dressed as a sting ray, plus Harold Shipman, Elvis, Yasser Arafat, Mother Teresa and a suicide bomber. There was a guy dressed as a priest with a moustache, wasn't sure who he was supposed to be. I thought it was funny, but a bit much at the same time. In glasgow uni, the young conserative club did that. It was a bad taste ball. And aparntly there was a guy dressed up as a priest with a doll attached to his, well you can probably guess where. There was also two guys dressed up as master and slave which got in the daily record. Though after speaking to someone who knew these two it was actully a little bit unfair that they got chucked out of the society and the Daily Rangers gave so much coverage to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wife has just been shopping in the land of the Weeg, and has bought me a T-Shirt with the slogan, "Girls suck, women swallow, act you,re age"!Now the question is, where exactly is it appropriate to wear it?Bike rallies, fine, nobody cares.Pub, depends what pub really.But apart from that, nowhere really unless you want to be asked to leave, and its hardly the thing to wear to parents night!What does everyone else think? Good point. Some of these are funny when you see them advertised but I've never seen someone wearing one in the street without thinking, "what a tube!" Apart from wearing one to my investiture at the palace, or dinner at the ambassador's, I can't think of a suitable occasion. As a teenager, I bought a couple on impulse but, even then, couldn't find the time to wear them. I had a mate used to wear some when playing 5s. He got one from a wimmins' bookshop on Charing Cross Road that read "Dip me in honey and throw me to the Lesbians", arguing that since it came from a lesbian bookshop, it must have been politically ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 i wear one from tshirt hell that says "swallow or its going in your eye" and has a pic of a "runny" eye on it. also have one with a pic of a horse on a noose. generally just wear them to pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussG Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 In glasgow uni, the young conserative club did that. It was a bad taste ball. And aparntly there was a guy dressed up as a priest with a doll attached to his, well you can probably guess where. There was also two guys dressed up as master and slave which got in the daily record. Though after speaking to someone who knew these two it was actully a little bit unfair that they got chucked out of the society and the Daily Rangers gave so much coverage to it. I can beat that for sickness. A friend told me about a bad taste party when he was at uni a few years back, apparently two best friends who were actually called Holy and Jessica turned up wearing Man united shirts. I think I draw the line right about there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 In glasgow uni, the young conserative club did that. It was a bad taste ball. And aparntly there was a guy dressed up as a priest with a doll attached to his, well you can probably guess where. There was also two guys dressed up as master and slave which got in the daily record. Though after speaking to someone who knew these two it was actully a little bit unfair that they got chucked out of the society and the Daily Rangers gave so much coverage to it. still off topic but any females going to a bad taste party and wanting a costume with minimal effort could try one my ex-wife once came up with. It's basically any top, with a pair of white trousers which have had ketchup soaked on the inside of the crotch overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I think the worst thing you could wear to a bad taste party would be a hibs top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 For those that enjoy music from the 80's there is always the t-shirt with the slogan "I came on Eileen".Always found that amusing.Not funny FBI - federal boob inspector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 You always seem to see a lot of these kind of T shirts at T in the Park (well, that and the Ramones, but that's another thread). I saw a guy last year - and I'm really struggling how to phrase this and get past the mods - wearing one that said "No, I haven't got Tourette's, you're just a....." followed by a descriptive term comprising a word starting with F followed by a word starting with C. I actually thought it was pretty funny in that place and that time, but wondered when you could possibly wear it otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I have one that reads: "Save The Whales, Eat The Japanese" Have worn it once but there is a high level of Japanese people in Melbourne and I fear a meat clever in the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 My ex boss wore one a few years that read - "don't worry about be, i'm just staring at your t1ts" - now, aside from the fact that it was the sort of t-shirt that you would wear in blackpool whilst riding a donkey (pun intended) - he had also chosen to wear said t-shirt when we were meeting up with all the (predominantly female) regional HR Managers..... mind you, he was a total erse so it gave us lots of amusement when he was squirming with embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 How to alienate your partners teenage kids...apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Try this site. http://www.farcanal.biz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboTron Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I bought a few from here a while back, some a pretty bad/shocking!! http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I once saw a big fat ******* wear a t-shirt saying in big bold letters "I BEAT ANOREXIA!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I once saw a big fat ******* wear a t-shirt saying in big bold letters "I BEAT ANOREXIA!". Wonder who that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Wonder who that was. **** - I honestly couldn't remember who it was, but I know now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 The worst i have heard about was, you may remember the "will ****** for coke" t shirt that outraged a tory councillor after appearing in a shop window on cockburn st? Well, a friend saw a 5/6 yr old girl wearing one of those t shirts in haddington, walking along the street with her bam mother. shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 A dozen of us had a stag do in Budapest in 2004. Had our t-shirts done in Hungary and in Hungarian and one of them was I **** horses. The guy wearing that(not me) was wondering why he was getting stared at everywhere he went. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 There was a recent case in which an Edinburgh shop owner was accused of selling an allegedly "obscene" T-shirt, although it didn't actually go to court at the end of the day. http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/scotland/Shopkeeper-who-sold-obscene-Jesus.3478593.jp And then of course, there was the notorious Vivienne Westwood "Cowboys" T-shirt which caused considerable outrage in the 70s..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 And aparntly there was a guy dressed up as a priest with a doll attached to his, well you can probably guess where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 A T-shirt I remember from the late 70s early 80s was "I choked Linda Lovelace" For all you younger viewers out there she was the star of Deep Throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 still off topic but any females going to a bad taste party and wanting a costume with minimal effort could try one my ex-wife once came up with. It's basically any top, with a pair of white trousers which have had ketchup soaked on the inside of the crotch overnight. A bit like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casenauskis Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 ive got a t-shirt that says POKER then the picture of the poker girl, then below it says "she'll love it !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Got a nice email recently. Picture of woman with white t shirt on W.I.F.E. Washing Ironing ****ing Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I've got one with a big target on it with the words "Lee Harvey Oswald - where are you now when your country needs you." Present from my brother. Wore it once in St Andrews during the height of golfing season. Some fat American bird stared at me in the off-licence queue. She left not saying a word, only to come back in after having a good think about it and told me that, as an American she found my t-shirt "deeply offensive". I smiled politely back and said "That's okay. I find your president deeply offensive too." She then proceeded to get all wound up and I couldn't help but smile. Even the guy behind the counter was trying not to laugh. She was giving it "Is there something wrong with you? Do you find that funny?". When me and the guy behind the counter both said yes, she realised it was a losing battle and buggered off. Nothing quite like annoying Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Female friend of mine told me she was walking down the street one day and a bloke came walking towards her with a t-shirt on that said ‘Celine Dion’. She said he was young and quite good looking so she couldn’t believe he was wearing it. As he walked past her she turned round to look at him and it had ‘Sucks farts from a dead cows #rse’ written on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Slightly off topic - I was in the Carrick Knowe Inn last night for the footy when we noticed something on the pubs news board. They had a 'Deathlist 2008' They have basically ran a competition on who they thought would die first in 2008, and all chipped in a fiver. Winner takes all. Some of the names on the list made us laugh. Below are some of the names that appeared. Madeline McCann Kate McCann Vladimir Romanov Gazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 My mate got me this one for my Christmas. Best thing is, I'm colour blind. Can't see a fecking thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Mayhem Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Slightly off topic - I was in the Carrick Knowe Inn last night for the footy when we noticed something on the pubs news board. They had a 'Deathlist 2008' They have basically ran a competition on who they thought would die first in 2008, and all chipped in a fiver. Winner takes all. Some of the names on the list made us laugh. Below are some of the names that appeared. Madeline McCann Kate McCann Vladimir Romanov Gazza What you've never participated in a death-list?? Queen Mother cost me a fortune for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What you've never participated in a death-list?? Queen Mother cost me a fortune for years! Unfortunately not. I've lived a sheltered life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 What you've never participated in a death-list?? Queen Mother cost me a fortune for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaka_22 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Leah Betts. Lightweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor.Arturo Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Liked this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2H Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Not offensive, but made me laugh, a Kiwi guy I work with was wearing a t-shirt the other day that said.. DOLPHINS ARE GAY SHARKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 The best I've ever seen was one my mate bought. "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night" Some people, inevitably, don't see the funny side but he still wears it with pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Leah Betts. Lightweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 The best I've ever seen was one my mate bought. "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night" Some people, inevitably, don't see the funny side but he still wears it with pride. Ha ha - brillant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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