hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 My bus journey home was most eventful this evening. I got on my bus home and sat myself down after a few beers watching the afternoon Premiership matches. Behind me I hear some boy muttering "scum" as I sit down. I chuckle and think nothing of it. However this boy gets on the phone and 'slying' speaks to his mate about this " Hearts *******" who just sat in front of him. At this point, with only my scarf identifying me as a Jambo I decide to revel in his seethe and remove my jumper, revealing my hearts top. He gets off the phone and calls another of his mates, muttering similar nonsense as before. Eventually his stop come up and as he passes me I realise that this guy is about 60 years old and his beetroot face tells me he is less than pleased at todays result. He calls me a Hearts "****" and offers me a fight off the bus. I laugh in his face as other passengers comment on his demeanour. He then tells me he is CCS. I laugh again, louder. And tell him "you are just a bitter hobo, 5-1, get it right up yi!". "Well said" come from the abck of the bus. He then rushes off whilst still offering me a fight and proceeds to kick the bus as it pulls away whilst myself and numerous other Jambos show him the 5-1. Not really much to say about this other than thank god we aren't senior citizens who have literally nothing appreciate in the world than a rare Hibs derby victory. FTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 cool story bro. Wait. It was. FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 cool story bro. Wait. It was. FTH Cheers brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I believed you right up until you got praise from a random person on the bus, and then a bus full of Hearts supporters gave him the 5-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper X Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I love these bitter Hobo stories! Unfortunately my journeys home are never this eventful given I drive to and from Tyncastle and pretty much our entire village supports Hearts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Didn't go out and smash him? Shat yourself eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Growing old gracefully eh? Bet he was wearing double denim with an early nineties hibs top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Didn't go out and smash him? Shat yourself eh? This. Real Hertz men don't dribble in their pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 I believed you right up until you got praise from a random person on the bus, and then a bus full of Hearts supporters gave him the 5-1 Tian, numerous does not equate to a bus full. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboman1512 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "I realise that this guy is about 60 years old" probably only mid twenties, supporting the shite is not good for ones health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasathejambo1874 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 My bus journey home was most eventful this evening. I got on my bus home and sat myself down after a few beers watching the afternoon Premiership matches. Behind me I hear some boy muttering "scum" as I sit down. I chuckle and think nothing of it. However this boy gets on the phone and 'slying' speaks to his mate about this " Hearts *******" who just sat in front of him. At this point, with only my scarf identifying me as a Jambo I decide to revel in his seethe and remove my jumper, revealing my hearts top. He gets off the phone and calls another of his mates, muttering similar nonsense as before. Eventually his stop come up and as he passes me I realise that this guy is about 60 years old and his beetroot face tells me he is less than pleased at todays result. He calls me a Hearts "****" and offers me a fight off the bus. I laugh in his face as other passengers comment on his demeanour. He then tells me he is CCS. I laugh again, louder. And tell him "you are just a bitter hobo, 5-1, get it right up yi!". "Well said" come from the abck of the bus. He then rushes off whilst still offering me a fight and proceeds to kick the bus as it pulls away whilst myself and numerous other Jambos show him the 5-1. Not really much to say about this other than thank god we aren't senior citizens who have literally nothing appreciate in the world than a rare Hibs derby victory. FTH. I'm just so happy you are alive, if you accepted the fight, you wouldn't be alive to tell the story. But seriously what an erse. Bet he has grandkids as well who would be embarrassed by his behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 We have totally destroyed them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartally Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Maybe the chap should stop going to derbies and then he may stop getting so angry and shouting "ccs" at people sitting on a bus :-)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Tian, numerous does not equate to a bus full. . So just you then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 Growing old gracefully eh? Bet he was wearing double denim with an early nineties hibs top? Just a suitable dark green Cardi. He looked a bit like Stanton but definitely wasn't a relation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 My bus journey home was most eventful this evening. I got on my bus home and sat myself down after a few beers watching the afternoon Premiership matches. Behind me I hear some boy muttering "scum" as I sit down. I chuckle and think nothing of it. However this boy gets on the phone and 'slying' speaks to his mate about this " Hearts *******" who just sat in front of him. At this point, with only my scarf identifying me as a Jambo I decide to revel in his seethe and remove my jumper, revealing my hearts top. He gets off the phone and calls another of his mates, muttering similar nonsense as before. Eventually his stop come up and as he passes me I realise that this guy is about 60 years old and his beetroot face tells me he is less than pleased at todays result. He calls me a Hearts "****" and offers me a fight off the bus. I laugh in his face as other passengers comment on his demeanour. He then tells me he is CCS. I laugh again, louder. And tell him "you are just a bitter hobo, 5-1, get it right up yi!". "Well said" come from the abck of the bus. He then rushes off whilst still offering me a fight and proceeds to kick the bus as it pulls away whilst myself and numerous other Jambos show him the 5-1. Not really much to say about this other than thank god we aren't senior citizens who have literally nothing appreciate in the world than a rare Hibs derby victory. FTH. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I don't believe this happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_monkey74 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 You shat yourself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 We should collate these story's and bring out a book , it would make some bed-time reading Thy just keep giving and giving and giving different gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Its true. I was driving the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Should have made a nazi salute. Too soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramrod Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 would have bee n a better ending if you had decked him tbh, but heyho................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenor Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Your thread title has resulted in me having the littlest hobo theme tune in my head. I think I hate you more than that hobo. Are you joking?! That theme is ****in' great! In fact... I think I feel a SONG coming on: There?s a voice that keeps on calling me Down the road is where I?ll always be Every stop I make, I?ll make a new friend Can?t stay for long, just turn around and I?m gone again. Maybe tomorrow, I?ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I?ll just keep moving on. Down this road, that never seems to end, Where new adventure, lies just around the bend. So if you want to join me for a while Just grab your hat, come travel light ? that?s hobo style. I wonder if something could be done with that melody ending with "that's hobo style". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeky Boy Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 My bus journey home was most eventful this evening. I got on my bus home and sat myself down after a few beers watching the afternoon Premiership matches. Behind me I hear some boy muttering "scum" as I sit down. I chuckle and think nothing of it. However this boy gets on the phone and 'slying' speaks to his mate about this " Hearts *******" who just sat in front of him. At this point, with only my scarf identifying me as a Jambo I decide to revel in his seethe and remove my jumper, revealing my hearts top. He gets off the phone and calls another of his mates, muttering similar nonsense as before. Eventually his stop come up and as he passes me I realise that this guy is about 60 years old and his beetroot face tells me he is less than pleased at todays result. He calls me a Hearts "****" and offers me a fight off the bus. I laugh in his face as other passengers comment on his demeanour. He then tells me he is CCS. I laugh again, louder. And tell him "you are just a bitter hobo, 5-1, get it right up yi!". "Well said" come from the abck of the bus. He then rushes off whilst still offering me a fight and proceeds to kick the bus as it pulls away whilst myself and numerous other Jambos show him the 5-1. Not really much to say about this other than thank god we aren't senior citizens who have literally nothing appreciate in the world than a rare Hibs derby victory. FTH. Oh how I wish i had been driving that bus. One of my finest moments was driving a 34 through Lochend after they had been beaten by Aberdeen. One of the trumpets noticed my Hearts tattoo and lost the plot completely. This resulted in me stopping the bus at Kemps Corner to await Police assistance, which being a matchday arrived pretty quick and the Hobo was arrested for threatening behaviour. One of my better shifts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orkneyjambo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I suppose you have to be fair to the guy. If he was 60 at least he will have memories of hibs beating Hearts. And of course many, many years of troubled anxiety watching it all become distant and even more distant memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHGH1874FTH Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Should have bent him over&pumped him,we've been doing it 2 his team 4 years! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastonbury jambo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 lol...he was there top man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessjambo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I love these bitter Hobo stories! Unfortunately my journeys home are never this eventful given I drive to and from Tyncastle and pretty much our entire village supports Hearts.... Is that village - Edinburgh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessjambo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Does CCS stand for continually capitulating 5h1te? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Definitely more of this kind of thing happening. I was walking along shandwick place with my mate and just before I went in to the Grosvenor, a deranged bell end started talking about how derbies make him: "want to stab Hearts fans"... I stopped, turned round, fell about laughing, and he just kept walking. They are getting really upset with us these days. "TRUE STORY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 there is no doubt that 5-1 has destroyed them. it has taken part of the love for their club away from them and instead choose to hate hearts more as a result. it doesnt help that we pump them every derby mind you. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merseysidejambo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Should have bent him over&pumped him,we've been doing it 2 his team 4 years! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Genuinely laughed at the image that conjured up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "I realise that this guy is about 60 years old" probably only mid twenties, supporting the shite is not good for ones health. Was it not possibly GO'C? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 If he was CCS then maybe he's still smarting from the doing he took from some Leeds laddies over in Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 You should have yanked his falsers out and clamped them on his nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-sad Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I love these bitter Hobo stories! Unfortunately my journeys home are never this eventful given I drive to and from Tyncastle and pretty much our entire village supports Hearts.... Your having a laugh aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 What town/village did he get off at. We need to alert social services or the samaratins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 How much did you have to drink in Shandon young Hughes? I bet the bus and/or bus stop burst in to flames too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Your thread title has resulted in me having the littlest hobo theme tune in my head. I think I hate you more than that hobo. Why??? Best tv theme music ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 How much did you have to drink in Shandon young Hughes? I bet the bus and/or bus stop burst in to flames too This boy was like death warmed up. If you you had jumped on board too and protected me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hector reva Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Rod petrie on a bus? Surely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Does CCS stand for continually capitulating 5h1te? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjRqKVI9j5c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis CK Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I'm sure I'd seen this guy pre match. I think he was wearing a white CCS t shirt, not sure though. Old decrepit b*****d nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Hang on a minute, here... Are there actually guys going about in tee shirts, with 'C.C.S' printed on them? Like... in the real world, and everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis CK Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Hang on a minute, here... Are there actually guys going about in tee shirts, with 'C.C.S' printed on them? Like... in the real world, and everything? He was proud of it too, the demented soul. He was sat on the bus pointing at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 He was proud of it too, the demented soul. He was sat on the bus pointing at it. This is actually worth pointing out, by the way. That is easily in the top ten embarrassingly tragic things that a human can witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Hang on a minute, here... Are there actually guys going about in tee shirts, with 'C.C.S' printed on them? Like... in the real world, and everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 don'nt you's think you're all so clever with all this stuff. Can we not just snigger quietly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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