Notorious BIG Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If you want a laugh get on twitter and have a look at some of these, Some are belters For those who are confused, UKIP's twitter account started a #WhyImVotingForUKIP trend and then folk hijacked it with stupid responses Some belters are, #WhyImVotingUkip I used to have a job holding a flag, then some Pole came and took it off me #WhyImVotingUkip because my German car ran out of Saudi Arabian petrol on the way to my Japanese employer where I sit at my Swedish desk. #WhyImVotingUkip I don't want immigrants wearing turbans when they could be hiding Voldemort on the other side.. #WhyImVotingUkip because, having invaded three-quarters of the Earth's surface, Britain shouldn't tolerate the presence of any foreigns. #WhyImVotingUkip Because I hate all that foreign muck. I like good British food, like curry and Chinese. Aplogies if posted before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Actually found some of them funny. Probably the best thing twitter has done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alba gu Brath Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Ukip stunt backfires...again. Some goodies in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 "I slipped on some laminate flooring earlier and I'm pretty sure it was the fault of the Polish" :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alba gu Brath Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Oh Ukip candidate charged with sexual assault against a Bulgarian. You couldn't make this up. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ukip-candidate-peter-lello-arrested-3585403 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 #WhyImVotingUkip Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 ?#?WhyImVotingUkip? Because Mr Sheen left smears on my window an it says on the bottle he is polish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 #WhyImVotingUkip Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers #WhyImVotingUkip Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 It's worrying to note that so far they have picked up 68 seats, most at the expense of the Tories. Not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 There was one saying that he'd vote UKIP because David Cameron hadn't wished him a happy birthday properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 There was one saying that he'd vote UKIP because David Cameron hadn't wished him a happy birthday properly. Yep - it would've been a vote for the BNP save for the fact he got a birthday cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 It's worrying to note that so far they have picked up 68 seats, most at the expense of the Tories. Not good. 87 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablo Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 It's worrying to note that so far they have picked up 68 seats, most at the expense of the Tories. Not good. it's just the none of the above vote that the Libdems used to get before they blew it. No big deal in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 The UKIP housing spokesman who makes a tidy sum off housing benefit from immigrants http://www.24dash.com/news/housing/2014-05-22-Ukip-housing-spokesman-making-a-fortune-from-immigrants-on-housing-benefit#.U4oecqq9LCT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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