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The Alternative Review of the Season


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Worst Manager Award

Vlad

Frail

Korobotcha

Chernenkov

 

The Robert Tomaschek Award for Most Overrated Hearts Player

Kingston

Velicka

Palazuelos

 

The Alan Green/Barry Davies Lifetime Achievement Award for Worst Commentator

Archie McPherson

Alan Green

 

Best Player in the World to Watch Award

Christiano Ronaldo

Lionel Messi

Fernando Torres

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The Best of Times

Ronaldinho/Iniesta etc vs Barcelona

Celtic CIS game

Rangers 4-2

Robbie Testimonial Dinner

Robbie Testimonial Match

Planning Permission Application

 

and The Worst of Times

Rodney at the AGM

Frail's rallying call for 5 wins in November

Post-split capitulation

Lies on January 1st

 

Biggest Disappointment

Frail as Manager

Pinilla

Nade

Kingston

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Heads Held High Group

Berra

Neilson

Banks

Jonsson

Driver

Velicka

 

Least Favourite Number

No 28

No 29

 

The Stephen Wright to Rangers "How Did Vlad Get That Much Money For Him" AwardVelicka

Gordon

Bednar

 

Most Promising Young Player

Driver

Jonsson

Glen

McGowan

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Funniest Moment

Beniusis/Ivaskevicius keepie up warm up show - "one, two ... one ... one, two, three ... one"

The repeat of the above in the next game's half time

Kurskis 'goalkeeping'

 

Best Player in the SPL

Ferguson

Cuellar

McDonald

Robson

 

Best Kaunas Loanee to Hearts

Chesney

Miko

 

Gordon Petric Award for Worst Value for Money

Pinilla

Nade

McCann

Kingston

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Biggest waste of my money

St Midden at xmas

ICT at xmas

 

When I thought we might have turned a corner but then we hadnt

Aberdeen 4-1

Rangers 4-2

Cetic 2-0

 

Season ticket next year?

no

hell no

really.......no.

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Mr Quagmire

Saddest kick-backer who doesn't get out much ?

 

Prancer.

Coco.

JamboRobbo.

Therapist.

 

;)

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Saddest kick-backer who doesn't get out much ?

 

Prancer.

Coco.

JamboRobbo.

Therapist.

 

;)

 

Good to see you are entering into the spirit of things.:eek:

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JennyJambo

The Rudi Skacel Half a Season Award:

Stewart

Kingston

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JennyJambo

The Rangers FC Lifetime Achievement Award (sponsored by Specsavers) Goes To:

Mike McCurry for outstanding service

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Charlie-Brown

Best Contribution: Berra, Velicka, Karipidis, Jonsson

 

Worst Contribution: Neilson, Goncalves, Elliot, Kurskis, Beniusis

 

awarded on the basis of total appearances season 2007-08

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Can't believe that's actually happened and had to look again award;

 

Kurkis at Ibrox

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hearts_crazy

playing 'football' like a 10 year old girl award - Calum Elliot

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jamboinglasgow

The Mugabe award for poor descisions by a ruiling reigme (yet ignoring any blame.)

 

Vlad - for the season Hearts have had

SFA - for stupidly cancelling games such as pre-europe rangers games, cancelling old firm match for O'donnell but not the United game who actully played in the O'donnell match.

FIFA - just they are really awful to be honest.

 

it was close between Vlad and SFA but Vlad is just stubborn from changing, SFA have caused many more problems with Scottish Football.

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Kickbacker posting multiple times in a row in his own thread when it could've all been done in one post award.

 

jamiej29

Freewheelin' Jambo

Coco

lou

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Ryan Gosling

Best Bednar Moment

 

Bednar's 1st goal

Bednar's 6th goal

Bednar's 13th goal

Bednar's 15th goal

Bednar's breakfast

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Ex Hearts Player That No-one Likes Award

 

Roman Bednar

Rudi Skacel

Stephen *********

Andy Webster

 

Edit : Asterisks? Seriously?

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Ryan Gosling
Ex Hearts Player That No-one Likes Award

 

Roman Bednar

Rudi Skacel

Stephen *********

Andy Webster

 

Edit : Asterisks? Seriously?

 

No way? :laugh:

 

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Pressley

 

EDIT: That's funny as hell. :laugh:

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Commander Harris

I'm not a fan of using the superfluous h myself but does it really need censored?!

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That's up there with Pimpin' Angels and Shaking With Rage as the funniest thing to ever happen on Kickback. :laugh:

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Ryan Gosling
That's up there with Pimpin' Angels and Shaking With Rage as the funniest thing to ever happen on Kickback. :laugh:

 

Change your name to Mhakween for a day - I dares ya.

 

:laugh:

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I'm not a subscribed member :P

 

Even if I was, I wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea and think that I was a fhilthy mhank :eek:

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Ryan Gosling
I'm not a subscribed member :P

 

Even if I was, I wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea and think that I was a fhilthy mhank :eek:

 

It could be ironic. :laugh:

 

****** Award for best censored word:

 

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Worst performance of the season award:

 

Hearts 0 - 1 Hibs

Celtic 5 - 0 Hearts

Hearts 1 - 1 Gretna

Gretna 1 - 1 Hearts

Gretna 1 - 0 Hearts

Hearts 0 - 0 Falkirk

Hearts 0 - 2 Kilmarnock

Falkirk 2 - 1 Hearts

Kilmarnock 0 - 0 Hearts

Kilmarnock 3 - 1 Hearts

Hearts 0 - 4 Rangers

Dundee Utd 4 - 1 Hearts

Hearts 0 - 1 St Mirren

Hearts 1 - 3 Dundee Utd

 

HHmmm - personally I cant choose.

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Kickbacker posting multiple times in a row in his own thread when it could've all been done in one post award.

 

jamiej29

Freewheelin' Jambo

Coco

lou

 

That was to allow people to have a go without reposting the whole lot;)

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Drunkest fan at an away game award

 

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

 

;)

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Drunkest fan at an away game award

 

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

Chester Copperpot away to Inverness

 

;)

 

Good point

 

Most Enjoyable Aways

Inverness

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