Sterling Archer Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 You can only have one. Either your wife is ugly and fat, but faithful to you, or she's the woman of your dreams physically but she cheats on you. Fat wife isn't going to get unfat, sexy wife isn't going to become faithful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 St Johnstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicksojo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 You can always do the cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Have one. Want the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 St Johnstone ah the default answer - agree. I take the fat ugly one knowing that after i have been working "late" (pumping some slim sexy 19 year old), she'd be at home with dinner on waiting for me to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Have one. Want the other. do continue....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 How bad is the cheating? Pulling and a bit of messing around or full blown Kool and the gang in her breeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Have one. Want the other. You have a slim sexy wife but would prefer a fat ugly one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 This is pretty much like a poll asking if you'd rather be raped to death with an AIDS covered stick, or raped to death with an AIDS covered stick. How about - not being married? It's a load of ******* shite anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Stay single and be the guy pumping the sexy nympho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Is the fat one dirty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Is the fat one dirty? Yes, they always are. I've heard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Quality chauvinistic Kickback question! Personality is the key component here but as it's not a factor I still cannot decide. U,F&F should always be the answer. However you should never marry a bird that you think is fat and ugly! S&C would be nice to wake up to and a great trophy wife but you would lose respect for yourself knowing she's getting diddled left right and centre. It would be horrible knowing that your mates know - and it would emasculate you as a man. No doubt it would give you problems that are simply not worth it S&C would probably be riddled with VD too Don't think I could cope with that. Gonna go for St. Johnstone AKA stay single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I never married an ugly fat bird however I seem to have ended up with one. She does however give a very good BJ. Small mercies n at naw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I never married an ugly fat bird however I seem to have ended up with one. She does however give a very good BJ. Small mercies n at naw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I know you can only pick one so I pick the lovely cheating wife, as long as her husband doesn't find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Left Nut Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Does either wife have a fit sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo4_0matty Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I never married an ugly fat bird however I seem to have ended up with one. She does however give a very good BJ. Small mercies n at naw. Hope shes not a member on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I never married an ugly fat bird however I seem to have ended up with one. She does however give a very good BJ. Small mercies n at naw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 How fat is the ugly one? I only ask as there are some on here that regard a female who is more than a size ten as fat. Also, she could go on a diet and lose a few pounds/stone and could be done doggy style so you wouldn't have to see her coupon during the act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The hot one. Would give me a guilt free excuse to do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 The fat girl remains fat. Size 18 plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I'm at work (and blocked) but can somebody post the Jimmy Soul classic 'If you Want to be Happy'? Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I never married an ugly fat bird however I seem to have ended up with one. She does however give a very good BJ. Small mercies n at naw. Get into the dogging, mate. That lorry driver in dogging tales said 70% of you lot are at it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The fat girl remains fat. Size 18 plus how tall is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The fact that you used the word "wife " renders the issue nul and void, as regardless of what she looks like she won't be putting out anyway. And any action you get, she's probably sleeping in the next room and you're thinking of someone else entirely, depending on which channel you've got on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 2 tonnes of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboInSouthsea Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 As long as the fit one was only cheating with another woman (preferably fit too) I wouldn't mind...as long as I could join in too...or did I just dream that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Hope shes not a member on here No I'm safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 This is pretty much like a poll asking if you'd rather be raped to death with an AIDS covered stick, or raped to death with an AIDS covered stick. How about - not being married? It's a load of ******* shite anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Which one is sound? What if the sexy wife has the personality of Bajillions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Is the ugly one rich? Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Get into the dogging, mate. That lorry driver in dogging tales said 70% of you lot are at it anyway 70% you say? That's them lot lizards eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The sexy slut one, I take it we still get to have a shot on her as well, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The sexy slut one, I take it we still get to have a shot on her as well, yeah? Now your just being greedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 70% you say? That's them lot lizards eh? Eddie Stobart is rife with it, I hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Eddie Scumbart is rife with everything mate. If haulage was anything like that i'd be working 6 hours a day. The power of tv eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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