Marsh Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 This season has been a shocker. This is a list of embarrassing things that have happened to us this season. Feel free to add your own, for starters.. Grant Murray scoring against us No wins against a bogging Kilmarnock team Drawing against the mighty Gretna Selling our best and only decent striker after the transfer window had closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Kurskis - The worst player I have ever seen play for Hearts as the Kaunas loanee policy sank to it's lowest ebb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkato Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 The AGM. - Sums up the frauds that are running our club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 twice this season 2 different teams singing "can we play you every week?". Rangers at the 4-0 game and Killie today, although not as bad as last season, Dundee United at the 4-0 game, "are you Dunfy in disguise?" - that was awful, I hated that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Giants Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Letting Brian Kerr score! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 December Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 4-5-1 (could this end up the JKBs longest thread??!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 st mirrens chant on boxing day implying that we were crap and we knew we where. how low do you have to drop for st mirren to take the p1sh out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad on the tyne Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 when dancenation went live , I was shaking with embarrasment that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siegementality Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 The statement of 01/01/08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Embarrassing? Being told on 1st January we were actively looking for a manager and still fecking waiting 5 months later. Frail telling us and the world that Elliot was a football player (repeatedly) The home defeat to Rangers - sickening. Losing a two goal lead at home to Motherwell in the cup...and Frail saying after it "these things happen in football" The 4-1 game at Utd when we imploded. 3-1 at Killie in October. Roman Romanov's petulance. Those free scarves for the CIS semi. Losing 5-0 to the Great Eastend Unwashed. Going 10 games without a win. Elliot's dancing - he's not even good at that. Watching Nade jump higher to get into his Cadillac Escalade than he has for a ball all season. I'll go now because I could be here all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad on the tyne Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Frail on HW saying, "calum's been excellent in training he's just lacking confidence". The spin this club puts on defeats/miserable performances and the debt is also deeply deeply embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Embarrassing? Being told on 1st January we were actively looking for a manager and still fecking waiting 5 months later. Frail telling us and the world that Elliot was a football player (repeatedly) The home defeat to Rangers - sickening. Losing a two goal lead at home to Motherwell in the cup...and Frail saying after it "these things happen in football" The 4-1 game at Utd when we imploded. 3-1 at Killie in October. Roman Romanov's petulance. Those free scarves for the CIS semi. Losing 5-0 to the Great Eastend Unwashed. Going 10 games without a win. Elliot's dancing - he's not even good at that. Watching Nade jump higher to get into his Cadillac Escalade than he has for a ball all season. I'll go now because I could be here all night. You should carry on Jenny it felt like you were about to exorcise a few demons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Michael Stewart's inability to pass a simple ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 st mirrens chant on boxing day implying that we were crap and we knew we where. how low do you have to drop for st mirren to take the p1sh out of you. We managed to take the shine off that one, we started singing it ourselves, I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that one, I suppose if it was a team other than St Mirren I might have actually cared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 We managed to take the shine off that one, we started singing it ourselves, I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that one, I suppose if it was a team other than St Mirren I might have actually cared. heard that too and it was remotely funny till the reality sunk in, but it still hurt when we where getting beat by seudo weegies and they were rippin it out of us, they where gash that day but we were turbo crap. i live in glasgow and have become used to havin the p1sh ripped by weedgies about my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Losing at home 1-0 to the reptiles on the very first day of the season. Things only got worse after that. Beating Rankers 4-2 and dumping Smeltic out the diddy cup 2-0 are the only two highlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 heard that too and it was remotely funny till the reality sunk in, but it still hurt when we where getting beat by seudo weegies and they were rippin it out of us, they where gash that day but we were turbo crap. i live in glasgow and have become used to havin the p1sh ripped by weedgies about my team. I think because we didn't finish near the bottom this season it makes it easier to laugh at it, even though it has been a bad season, it could have been worse considering where we were in December/January. The actual incident is funny, it is just the event that the song was being sung at that makes it embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 The entire way in which Frail has handle Ryan McGowan and Matej Rapnik this week. The man is a ****ing clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Having 2 forwards play that couldn't get a game for Mudderwell, and Queen of the South. Frail - "the players gave me everything". ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I think because we didn't finish near the bottom this season it makes it easier to laugh at it, even though it has been a bad season, it could have been worse considering where we were in December/January. The actual incident is funny, it is just the event that the song was being sung at that makes it embarrassing. but when they sung it we where playing gash, we where nowhere and going down rapid and they had the cheek to rip it out of us. i cant stand it when west coasters have a pop but thats down to livin thro here in the midst of part time rangers and celtic fans who wax lyrical about all things old firm like they attend every minute of old firm football. the majority only see games on the tv and think they know everything, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cruckie cookie Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 This season has been a shocker. This is a list of embarrassing things that have happened to us this season. Feel free to add your own, for starters.. Grant Murray scoring against us No wins against a bogging Kilmarnock team Drawing against the mighty Gretna Selling our best and only decent striker after the transfer window had closed How many times:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cruckie cookie Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Having 2 forwards play that couldn't get a game for Mudderwell, and Queen of the South. Frail - "the players gave me everything". ******. Usefull piece of kit when in working order;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseypleasey Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 going to the ticket office after the game to renew the season ticket ive not enjoyed this season much its been rank still never mind its over now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebles jambo Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 having to walk into the house with my tail between my legs after yet another home defeat and have my wife just sit and shake her head about me re-newing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scots civil war Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 "oh,the wee huns are ****e" echoing around the place cue stevie frail looking like sum character out of south park on the touchline,cameras on him and the only fakn thing moving on his gormless boatrace is the blinking of his closely set eyes fellow jambos renewing their season tickets and giving pathetic excuses re said actions."coz im a real fan" ad nauseum any advertising by the pr machine that eminates from vladcastle the lack of protests against this regime this ****ing regime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upthehill Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 people that preach about "protest" and "don't renew" and throw their season ticket books onto the pitch after the last home game of the season in empty gestures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo27_22 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Everything and everyone bar:- Banks Berra Karipidis Jonsson(although he still has work to do) Kingston in the brief periods we actually saw him this year Velicka Glen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Roman Romanov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Everything and everyone bar:- Banks Berra Karipidis Jonsson(although he still has work to do) Kingston in the brief periods we actually saw him this year Velicka Glen Would change that to: "in the brief periods he could be ersed" and also add Andy Driver to the list...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo27_22 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Sorry, forgot Driver. The rest are just an embarassment to the shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletch Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Ricardas Beneusis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
special agent oso Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 4_5_1 with a half fit 18 year old playing up there on his own, Frail coming out and trying to say things have got better since he was given the temp manager role . ( i can honestly say since frail has been in control we have been p**h and just scraped boring wins ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackaysCentreSpot Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Frail stating that Elliot and Mole are the future of Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leisham38 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 bednar looking **** hot after being trained properly by a real manager? While we pretend ricarton is wonderful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Great list so far! Bringing back a massive number of gut churning memories, hard to add to Jenny Jabos litany of woe, can I add Makela's celebration after he had scored in the friendly against Barca, as if we'd won the Champions League. and er Bednar boxing with Vlad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlo Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 There have been so many low points this season I really couldn't begin to pick the worst. The ones that spring to mind: - opening day defeat to Hibs. - 5-0 defeat to Celtic. - 3-2 defeat to ICT at home - 2-1 defeat to ICT away (Craig Brewster scoring a stoppage time winner) - 1-0 defeat at home to St Mirren. - 2-2 draw in the cup against Motherwell having led 2-0. - 4-1 defeat to United at Tannadice at New Year and finishing the game with 8 men. - 4-0 at home to Rangers. The season has been a complete unmitigated disaster and a total embarassment for Heart of Midlothian FC. We can only hope that things change in the close season but there seems very little grounds for optimism at this moment in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 This season has been a shocker. This is a list of embarrassing things that have happened to us this season. Feel free to add your own, for starters.. Grant Murray scoring against us No wins against a bogging Kilmarnock team Drawing against the mighty Gretna Selling our best and only decent striker after the transfer window had closed I think that half the so-called Hearts fans on here head the list:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The most embarrassing thing about this season has been everyone (myself included) putting up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Refusing to pick football teams based on the age old merits of... A) Ability Form In favour of A) Preferred nationality your current contract situation C) a prospective move AWAY from Hearts people that preach about "protest" and "don't renew" and throw their season ticket books onto the pitch after the last home game of the season in empty gestures People that come on with daft rumours that have little or no substance. BTW, Not renewing is much more than an empty gesture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Having 2 forwards play that couldn't get a game for Mudderwell, and Queen of the South. Frail - "the players gave me everything". ******. I love your opinions on Frail. Embarassment list: Stephen Frail Immature but I would love to just go up to him and sarcastically clap in his face. Bit random and weird I know but just want to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Vladimir Romanov-the biggest embarrasment in the history of our famous club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Axident Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Audrey still being on the staff Ivaswhasispus still being on the staff players calling Shaggy,Shaggy Velicka being paraded at half time Hobo guff being pure cack this season but still better than us this season what an embarrasment Arf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 24pts won out of 57 against the bottom 6 despite having a bigger wage bill than the other 5 teams put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boabyarsebiscuit Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I think that half the so-called Hearts fans on here head the list:eek: Agree on this one. All the Vladgimps on here giving it large criticising dissenters, when they themselves don't go to away games and skip most home matches for beers in the pub. They are embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as Vladimir Romanov I suppose. But still embarrassing. What was the last away game you were at out of interest, Eggo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 What was the last away game you were at out of interest, Eggo? Probably Dunfermline in the cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gav Aitchison Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 24pts won out of 57 against the bottom 6 despite having a bigger wage bill than the other 5 teams put together. That's the clincher for me - persistent failure against teams we should be capable of beating with relative ease. For sheer misery, the low-point of this season for me was the Boxing Day loss at home to St Mirren, and the 220-mile drive home afterwards. I've never seen Hearts so inept and uninterested as that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The people on here who defended Mad Malofeevs involvement with pre-season as acceptable. The same people stating we'd be one of the fittest teams in the SPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tynie Bubbles Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The Hearts supporters displaying a Lithuania flag in Wheatfield section A yesterday. It doesn't even work on an ironic level "The people who grinned themselves to death" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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