christhejambo Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Help! I'm absolutely dying this morning, and for the fisrt time in a very long time i am seriously considering a tactical spew. Any proven hangover cures out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Help! I'm absolutely dying this morning, and for the fisrt time in a very long time i am seriously considering a tactical spew. Any proven hangover cures out there? More drink. A proven winner every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debtor Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Drink a pint of water...slowly. Then a can of fizzy drink. One re-hydrates you the next gives a lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Drink a pint of water...slowly. Then a can of fizzy drink. One re-hydrates you the next gives a lift. Followed by a major fry up! The grease in a fry up helps to fight the toxins in your body, the greasier the better for the hangover cure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 A lemsip followed by a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgiegirl Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 2 resolve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I've said it before, but aside from getting back on the sauce, push-ups are the best way to cure a hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Blue powerade and a couple of egg and bacon butties does the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christhejambo Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 A lemsip followed by a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut. That honestly sounds absolutely hideous. Pizza hut at this hour is no help whatsoever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Followed by a major fry up! The grease in a fry up helps to fight the toxins in your body, the greasier the better for the hangover cure! That is the way to do it. Pour all the juice(fat) that you are frying your sausage, black pudding, bacon and egg in over your food when you put it on your plate. Lovely. Wipe it up with some bread and butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 That honestly sounds absolutely hideous. Pizza hut at this hour is no help whatsoever!! Too right, I wouldnae even have that and Im a greedy bassa without a hangover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 That is the way to do it. Pour all the juice(fat) that you are frying your sausage, black pudding, bacon and egg in over your food when you put it on your plate. Lovely. Wipe it up with some bread and butter. Are you 24 stone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christhejambo Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 Executive decision- bottle of powerade, can of irn bru and 2 Thain's (The legendary Aberdeen baker, and saviour of many a drunken student) Steak Pies. Im either gonna be blowing chunks for the rest of the day, or ill be sorted out. PS For any youngsters reading, DO NOT under any circumstances attempt to make scrambled eggs on toast after a night on the lash. Just ventured into my kitchen and it looks like a scene from Platoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 That honestly sounds absolutely hideous. Pizza hut at this hour is no help whatsoever!! Kill or cure mate, that's the secret of the successful alckie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Are you 24 stone? It is maybe not one for the health conscious but once a week is fine. Might not look good but tastes amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Derby Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Milk Thistle tablets, you get them from herbal shops. 2 before you start drinking then 2 when you get home and you will be sorted the morning before. Not sure how it works but it does the trick, not exactly a cure to help you today but something for the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christhejambo Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 Milk Thistle tablets, you get them from herbal shops. 2 before you start drinking then 2 when you get home and you will be sorted the morning before. Not sure how it works but it does the trick, not exactly a cure to help you today but something for the future. Made a pre-emptive attempt to sort out my hangover by leaving a couple of Alka Seltzer and Vitamin C tablets on the bedside table, but they have been no use whatsoever. Il bear your suggestion in mind, but as you say, its hee-haw help for my current predicament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christhejambo Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 That is the way to do it. Pour all the juice(fat) that you are frying your sausage, black pudding, bacon and egg in over your food when you put it on your plate. Lovely. Wipe it up with some bread and butter. 'Juice' - you are vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 2 before you start drinking then 2 when you get home and you will be sorted the morning before. I'm always fine the morning before, it's the morning after that causes the problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Get a bottle of Irn Bru. Take the fizz out of it, I've heard adding sugar can do this, but I just generally shake it until that happens. Serve in a glass with **** loads of ice, wait a couple of minutes until it gets really cold and then drink. Taking the fizz out takes away any chance of the juice upsetting your already fragile stomach. Plus, I don't know what it is but when I do this it almost gives me an instant boost and I start feeling much better almost straight away. I then use this time to stuff a sausage in a roll down my face to soak up the alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopompey Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 don't stop drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Derby Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'm always fine the morning before, it's the morning after that causes the problems. God damm it, never noticed it, still get the idea though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 If anyone wondered how Scotland got it's reputation as the sick man of Europe...just have a quick look at any of the above solutions. Drunken Scots...I salute you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Help! I'm absolutely dying this morning, and for the fisrt time in a very long time i am seriously considering a tactical spew. Any proven hangover cures out there? "Tactical spew", brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christhejambo Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 If anyone wondered how Scotland got it's reputation as the sick man of Europe...just have a quick look at any of the above solutions. Drunken Scots...I salute you. How very dare you!!! Irn Bru, Pizza, Pies, additional Alcohol, and a nice greasy fry-up are the cornerstones of any nutricious and blanced diet! There was even mention of a herbal remedy from a health food shop- how much more healthy do you want?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Whats wrong with tactical spewing? Instant relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Whats wrong with tactical spewing?/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 berocca tablets work quite well. that and another pint to ease the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missed98 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 "Tactical spew", brilliant. Not be pedantic, but aren't you supposed to do "tactical spewing" whilst still on the sauce, therefore allowing you to continue drinking? That's what i thought anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bistokid Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'd recommend a twister ice lolly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 A pint of milk! It will either settle your stomach, or make you projectile vomit, so best done outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig-Section Z Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Irn Bru.......lots of ice, and i mean lots.........it is amazing!! But thankfully i dont really get hangovers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Follow that lot up by doing a big jobby. You'll feel much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Follow that lot up by doing a big jobby. You'll feel much better. That looks rank. I'd probably be sick eating that if I was sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Follow that lot up by doing a big jobby. You'll feel much better. true but it will be horrible. The morning after i always get what i call aero-sh*ts. Feels like your gonna give birth to a camel but comes out as a wee skitter. what an anti-climax. the real cure is just a plate of potato waffles. sorts me out. oven baked potato waffles on there own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I suppose it is different for everyone, but I've always thought hangover cures are a waste of time. The only thing that really works is sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 birthday yesterday so after many hours drinking a tatical spew was in order, and after was able to start on the shots... woke up this morning feling like death, so off to corner shop (3 doors away ) 1 pot noodle, glass bottle irn-bru, mccolls cheese and oinion and a twix. does the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Get a bottle of Irn Bru. Take the fizz out of it, I've heard adding sugar can do this, but I just generally shake it until that happens. Serve in a glass with **** loads of ice, wait a couple of minutes until it gets really cold and then drink. Taking the fizz out takes away any chance of the juice upsetting your already fragile stomach. Plus, I don't know what it is but when I do this it almost gives me an instant boost and I start feeling much better almost straight away. I then use this time to stuff a sausage in a roll down my face to soak up the alcohol. Sugar rush i would think,or maybe its atavistic scots genes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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