hmfc_liam06 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Any good for using on your nuts and crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 This forum sometimes hahaha. But probably, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToYouToMe Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 What's the kickback equivalent of being fraped? Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 Genuine question. The wife bought it yesterday with the shopping, considering nabbing it and trying it out. Anyone tried it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToYouToMe Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 LOL. The scary thing is someone will no doubt have done. Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 It's absolutely fine, but to really make it effective you have to put some Ralgex on an afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Whilst you're there - you may as well put it on your palms to get rid of the hair on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Doesn't work unless you mix it with Deep Heat mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 Whilst you're there - you may as well put it on your palms to get rid of the hair on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://www.amazon.co...iews/B000KKNQBK "I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product. Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth. Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that. However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children." indeed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I've done it. Wouldn't recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdougg Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Not on the twins, but get my back waxed regularly. Doesn't hurt as much as fowk make out, but it does sting a fair bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Use it on me back. Would not put it anywhere near me gentleman's area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I have a friend who posts on here who had his balls made hair free with the aid of Immac. The process was carried out early one morning in the house of another kickback user's fianc?e. The fianc?e also done the Immacing part of it. Apparently it was very uncomfortable growing back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Used Veet on my back a couple of years ago. Insufferable pain ensued resulting in a sick day from work as I could barely ******* move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) Best Amazon review ever. Personal word of advice - When it says leave on for 5 minutes, do not leave it on for any longer unless you fancy having a Hearts coloured clacker bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Genuine question. The wife bought it yesterday with the shopping, considering nabbing it and trying it out. Anyone tried it? Switch it out for her shampoo. She will see the funny side. We will see the pictures. Win/win imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Best Amazon review ever. Personal word of advice - When it says leave on for 5 minutes, do not leave it on for any longer unless you fancy having a Hearts coloured clacker bag. I can vouch for this. I left it on a bit too long and burnt me plums. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Did it on my chest once for going on holiday and even that burnt a fair bit. God knows what it would do to the old orchestra's likes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I can vouch for this. I left it on a bit too long and burnt me plums. Never again. Says the man with a beard fuller than Grizzly Adams. Admit it, you're a closet shaver..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Use it all the time, my gentlemans area is a thing of beauty. leave it for 7 min not 5 min, the male pube is a tough little critter. be prepared to stink for a few hours though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 Well it's done. A little bit of stinging on the gooch but the sacks and ring piece and now in fabulous condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 It's absolutely fine, but to really make it effective you have to put some Ralgex on an afterwards. I also suggest peeling some chillies by hand before use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I also suggest peeling some chillies by hand before use Been there, made some chilli for this girl I was seeing, one thing led to another...the look on her face as she realised she was heating up...Kodak moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Don't put hair removal cream on your nether regions. You'll end up with a chemical burn & be forced to pee in a bath of cold water. Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 It will be fine... You have to put it on very thick and leave 30 minutes.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Been there, made some chilli for this girl I was seeing, one thing led to another...the look on her face as she realised she was heating up...Kodak moment Hands on type of guy I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I have a friend who posts on here who had his balls made hair free with the aid of Immac. The process was carried out early one morning in the house of another kickback user's fianc?e. The fianc?e also done the Immacing part of it. Apparently it was very uncomfortable growing back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSpur Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I once mistook it for toothpaste. It was bloody horrible. Spent a good half hour washing my mouth out after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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