i8hibsh Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Where do I begin, Harry Potter Lord of the Rings Fast and furious Hugh Grant Oprah Winfrey Tarrantino films (with wxception of Pulp Fiction) The annoying little weasel from The Office And I simply can't stress this one enough..................Benedict Cumberbatch! Jamie Fox Sean Connery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Bond films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Bond films. Daniel ****ing Craig - add that prick to my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 33 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: Daniel ****ing Craig - add that prick to my list. Yep, he gets right on my chuff as well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Anything with Denzil Washington or Gerard Butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Guillermo Del Toro Everything by him = artsy overinflated guff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, doctor jambo said: Guillermo Del Toro Everything by him = artsy overinflated guff Hellboy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 The Godfather movies. Never watched one to the end. I know she's not really an actress but o can't stand that Sue Perkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Thandie Newton...One of the most wooden actresses I’ve ever seen on the big screen, she’s terrible. I just can’t enjoy anything once I know she’s in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Schindler's list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 M night shyamalan Helen Mirren in anything except The Long Good Friday. Stanley Tucci Jodie Foster John Travolta Michael Fassbender Giovanni Ribisi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 8 hours ago, i8hibsh said: Where do I begin, Harry Potter Lord of the Rings Fast and furious Hugh Grant Oprah Winfrey Tarrantino films (with wxception of Pulp Fiction) The annoying little weasel from The Office And I simply can't stress this one enough..................Benedict Cumberbatch! Jamie Fox Sean Connery Obviously haven’t watched True Romance then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Jamhammer said: Wolf of Wall Street. Love Di Caprio. Love Scorsese but that film is the most annoying thing I’ve ever sat through. I was actually angry at the end One of the best films I’ve seen in recent years 8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: Withnail and I Blade Runner Dunkirk The Kings Speach Matrix Most remakes but The Fog in particular Mark Wahlberg Dougray Scott Gérard Butler Rutger Hauer Right with you on the Bladerunner, just don’t get the hype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Well, if this thread tells us anything, it's that, some posters are idiots............... and so are the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Well, if this thread tells us anything, it's that, some posters are idiots............... and so are the rest Good post idiot, Yours sincerely Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Good post idiot, Yours sincerely Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 On 7/23/2013 at 01:56, The Doctor said: Jim Carey, I get it, you pull funny faces, move on. Massive anti-vaxxer as well. Utter moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: One of the best films I’ve seen in recent years Right with you on the Bladerunner, just don’t get the hype Everyone I know loves it I honestly despise it. Bladerunner is a masterpiece as us Withnail & I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Thandie Newton...One of the most wooden actresses I’ve ever seen on the big screen, she’s terrible. I just can’t enjoy anything once I know she’s in it. Ruined Westworld and nearly made Line of Duty, one of the best cop shows ever hard to watch. A terrible actress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 12 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Thandie Newton...One of the most wooden actresses I’ve ever seen on the big screen, she’s terrible. I just can’t enjoy anything once I know she’s in it. She can't even spell her first name correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 13 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Thandie Newton...One of the most wooden actresses I’ve ever seen on the big screen, she’s terrible. I just can’t enjoy anything once I know she’s in it. I thought she was ok in The Chronicles of Riddick. She fitted the character she played quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Tom Hanks post 1990 - desperate to be loved The Shawshank Redemption - if this is your favourite film then youre a ****ing sponge. Ewan Macgregor - One of the biggest charisma vacuums committed to film Lord of the Rings - theres a good 90 minute film in amongst 9 hours of mind numbing ****ing mediocrity. Absolute balls watching a dozen hairy wee wankers wander through the countryside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Another vote for Lost in Translation. Rich people earning money for nothing much being put up in a five star Tokyo hotel moaning about how bored they are. (They should have been in the audience!). Basically two jokes as I remember. The first a running gag based on Bill Murray being taller than the average Japanese person. Head shot of Murray apparently alone in a lift pulled back to reveal the lift is packed with small Japanese people. Murray struggling with a shower head that is below his shoulders (remember this is a five star hotel catering to an international clientele). And god help us the old one about a two minute speech by a Japanese person being translated as "Thank you". And Scarlett Johansson spending a couple of hours trying unsuccessfully to look and sound like a reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Braveheart. crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 10 hours ago, superjack said: She can't even spell her first name correctly. Had to google her there, thinking you were having a pop at my spelling 9 hours ago, redjambo said: I thought she was ok in The Chronicles of Riddick. She fitted the character she played quite well. Never seen it...because she is in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Izemore Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Jason Statham in any film is a non starter for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 2 hours ago, The Brow said: Braveheart. crap. Dear God in heave I hate that film, utter utter pish...... apart from the wee bit boobage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ministry Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Jim Carey and Gerard Butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 23/03/2018 at 12:43, Dawnrazor said: Withnail and I Blade Runner Dunkirk The Kings Speach Matrix Most remakes but The Fog in particular Mark Wahlberg Dougray Scott Gérard Butler Rutger Hauer Keeping in line with the OP's title, is Dougray Scott well loved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Keeping in line with the OP's title, is Dougray Scott well loved? I think only by his close family, anyone who's seen him act will most likely hate him with burning vangance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: I think only by his close family, anyone who's seen him act will most likely hate him with burning vangance. Yeah, he was rank in Mission Impossible II, one of the Taken films I saw him on and more recently, The Replacement. He was pleasing viewing on 19th May 2012 though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Yeah, he was rank in Mission Impossible II, one of the Taken films I saw him on and more recently, The Replacement. He was pleasing viewing on 19th May 2012 though! There was pictures of him pre and post match, peachy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: There was pictures of him pre and post match, peachy!! He’s still hurting, might tell you otherwise, but we know the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I knew it was never going to be a cinematic classic but even my wee lad though it was shit. Transformers. Why even bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 3/23/2018 at 10:38, redjambo said: I was similar with Tom Cruise. Really couldn't stand the guy, but some very reasonable science fiction films (Minority Report, Oblivion, Edge of Tomorrow) as well as a good role as Jack Reacher had me thinking he isn't too bad after all, I want yo like Tom Cruise, he has done some decent things but usually spoils it almost immediately. Edge of tomorrow was worth watching to see him die again and again and again.... Jack Reacher is terrible, he has literally sharted on everything that the character is about, he is supposed to be huge, physically imposing, intelligent, a good detective and worst of all....what really grinds my gears....is that he is too big to run! Yet both films have the obligatory Tom Cruise runs towards camera really really fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 7/28/2013 at 08:23, Tazio said: Scarface. Like an extended demonstration of overacting. Scarface is a pretty poor movie overall, it would have been instantly forgettable bar an absolutely amazing performance by Pacino who carried the movie by sheer force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Bozi said: I want yo like Tom Cruise, he has done some decent things but usually spoils it almost immediately. Edge of tomorrow was worth watching to see him die again and again and again.... Jack Reacher is terrible, he has literally sharted on everything that the character is about, he is supposed to be huge, physically imposing, intelligent, a good detective and worst of all....what really grinds my gears....is that he is too big to run! Yet both films have the obligatory Tom Cruise runs towards camera really really fast Ah, I didn't read the book(s) so had no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 24/03/2018 at 08:36, superjack said: She can't even spell her first name correctly. 14 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Had to google her there, thinking you were having a pop at my spelling Never seen it...because she is in it. Stop taking the piss out of the poor lassies lisp ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 17 hours ago, The Brow said: 17 hours ago, The Brow said: Tom Hanks post 1990 - desperate to be loved The Shawshank Redemption - if this is your favourite film then youre a ****ing sponge. Ewan Macgregor - One of the biggest charisma vacuums committed to film Lord of the Rings - theres a good 90 minute film in amongst 9 hours of mind numbing ****ing mediocrity. Absolute balls watching a dozen hairy wee wankers wander through the countryside. Superb! Best description possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 33 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Stop taking the piss out of the poor lassies lisp ? should you not be on the “where is this” thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: should you not be on the “where is this” thread Nah , too hard that thread ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 17 hours ago, Francis Albert said: Another vote for Lost in Translation. Rich people earning money for nothing much being put up in a five star Tokyo hotel moaning about how bored they are. (They should have been in the audience!). Basically two jokes as I remember. The first a running gag based on Bill Murray being taller than the average Japanese person. Head shot of Murray apparently alone in a lift pulled back to reveal the lift is packed with small Japanese people. Murray struggling with a shower head that is below his shoulders (remember this is a five star hotel catering to an international clientele). And god help us the old one about a two minute speech by a Japanese person being translated as "Thank you". And Scarlett Johansson spending a couple of hours trying unsuccessfully to look and sound like a reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe. That's where I think you, and I've heard others saying it have it wrong, it's not a comedy it's a drama. And what a fantastic soundtrack, love that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Blade Runner for me. Artsy poncy stuff with plenty of overacting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 5 hours ago, rudi must stay said: That's where I think you, and I've heard others saying it have it wrong, it's not a comedy it's a drama. And what a fantastic soundtrack, love that movie. Drama? Really? Reminds me of the late Humphrey Lyttelton's joke about the decline of British television at the time DIY and property make-over shows were becoming the rage. "Next thing they'll be making programmes about watching paint dry". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Francis Albert said: Drama? Really? Reminds me of the late Humphrey Lyttelton's joke about the decline of British television at the time DIY and property make-over shows were becoming the rage. "Next thing they'll be making programmes about watching paint dry". I think if you start watching it thinking it's a comedy, just because it has Bill Murray, then your bound to think it's boring. It's a marmite film though, can't argue it isn't the fastest movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 On 23/03/2018 at 11:24, superjack said: I was the same until the daughter had me watching suicide squad. Not going tostart watching any others though. I will also include the star wars films, they are nothing but kids films really. Aw aye Grown men who get excited by Star Wars really need to try get a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 hours ago, jack D and coke said: Aw aye Grown men who get excited by Star Wars really need to try get a ride. The problem is that they're always trying to find someone who looks just like Princess Leia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 4 hours ago, jack D and coke said: Aw aye Grown men who get excited by Star Wars really need to try get a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 hour ago, redjambo said: The problem is that they're always trying to find someone who looks just like Princess Leia. 7 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 hours ago, redjambo said: The problem is that they're always trying to find someone who looks just like Princess Leia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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