friendly_jasper Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Shares in Hearts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I'd attempt to lose some weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Get laid and get pished. Whatever anyone else says is a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He Who Cannot Be Named Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Reeperbahn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Hookers, bevvy and class As. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I'd whack my x-fiance for nowt, the grand would be a bonus Whack as in pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Die in 2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 How many blow jobs does that get you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since.1902 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Reeperbahn. This just back from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Get laid and get pished. Whatever anyone else says is a lie ?1k!? Is that all we're allowed!? I could spend that in about 5 mins. I'd probably settle for getting laid/pished then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I'd buy a huge 5-1 sign, stick it on the side of the castle and spend the last few hour gettin pished watchin the sun set over Edinburgh with mates, good music and a tidy bursd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Buy the worlds cheapest time machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Give half to my brother and half to the boyfriend. Would be no use to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Fly down to London first class. Limo to Downing Street. Knock on No 10 and roshambo that fecker Cameron. Then spend the rest on prossies of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Invest it then take my kids to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Fly down to London first class. Limo to Downing Street. Knock on No 10 and roshambo that fecker Cameron. Then spend the rest on prossies of course. I think your budget would have run out before getting to Downing Street. A great way to die. "I'd love a shag but I cannae afford it 'cos I blew my money on trying to roshambo Cameron". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Buy lots of chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Buy an AK-47 and use the rest on rounds and go on a shooting spree in Glasgow. Save 50p for a can of Irn Bru afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Hookers, bevvy and class As. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 or borrow more from Wonga.com and buy a space shuttle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Give half to my brother and half to the boyfriend. Would be no use to me! That's a shit answer!!!! Hookers, Booze & Class A's all the way for this cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Buy an AK-47 and use the rest on rounds and go on a shooting spree in Glasgow. Save 50p for a can of Irn Bru afterwards. That deserves an extra 24 hours to make sure you use up all the ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weststand93 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 legoland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Defo hookers and booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Would a hooker really be interested in keeping up the day job in her last 24 hours on earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 That's a shit answer!!!! Hookers, Booze & Class A's all the way for this cat. I'm just boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fermit the Krog Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Have a few beers then I would spend a few hours wi the wife and kids,then I'd rattle the wee ukrainian bursd fi the work who's made it clear she wid, then I'd go and get smashed on all sorts of illegals wi a select couple of mates. A half hour short of the 24th hour I'd climb the gates of Tynecastle and lie on the centre spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Have a few beers then I would spend a few hours wi the wife and kids,then I'd rattle the wee ukrainian bursd fi the work who's made it clear she wid, then I'd go and get smashed on all sorts of illegals wi a select couple of mates. A half hour short of the 24th hour I'd climb the gates of Tynecastle and lie on the centre spot. This with a wee trip down Easter road, with some industrial weedkiller and a couple molotovs, squeezed in for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I think your budget would have run out before getting to Downing Street. A great way to die. "I'd love a shag but I cannae afford it 'cos I blew my money on trying to roshambo Cameron". I would simply regale said nocturnal lady with my tale of dashing bravado and she would be noshing gratis while I slipped off into a blissful eternity having lightened my load for the journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Blow the lot on a night starting in Frankenstein's and then onto the Hive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Blow the lot on a night starting in Frankenstein's and then onto the Hive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Blow the lot on a night starting in Frankenstein's and then onto the Hive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Why spend money on hookers when you can pick up another bird with a **** like a bucket for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Would a hooker really be interested in keeping up the day job in her last 24 hours on earth? No-one said it was HER last 24 hours too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC4ME Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Hookers, bevvy and class As. This & a fast car I'd buy a huge 5-1 sign, stick it on the side of the castle and spend the last few hour gettin pished watchin the sun set over Edinburgh with mates, good music and a tidy bursd. that's poetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Why spend money on hookers when you can pick up another bird with a **** like a bucket for free? Hookers are a higher class than Hive acquired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I'd whack my x-fiance for nowt, the grand would be a bonus Whack as in pump Wheres the "remove" button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 At my age I am not going to do what most of you would. in to a pub lay the money on the counter and tell the barman to buy until its gone. The I would go and contemplate my life, and celebrate that I had finally broke down and bought a round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Buy industrial strength weedkiller, sneak into Easter Road and carve 5 & 1 on each side of the pitch. Then hookers and booze.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 At my age I am not going to do what most of you would. in to a pub lay the money on the counter and tell the barman to buy until its gone. The I would go and contemplate my life, and celebrate that I had finally broke down and bought a round. If you did that here in Blackburn Bob, the cash would be drunk by wasters who haven't had a job since celebrating H1b5 last SC win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 At my age I am not going to do what most of you would. in to a pub lay the money on the counter and tell the barman to buy until its gone. The I would go and contemplate my life, and celebrate that I had finally broke down and bought a round. Why not hookers and bingo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I'd give it to the wife and tell her to go shopping. I could then **** myself stupid in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 or borrow more from Wonga.com and buy a space shuttle Like your Wonga idea. Would mean more hookers, booze and class As! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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