Eddie Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 http://newsthump.com/2009/04/07/zoologists-finally-bored-of-saving-frankly-useless-pandas/ ?It?s like looking at a big fat albino who?s been repeatedly punched in the face.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We are all Yang Guang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Slaughter them and turn them into giant teddy bears so we can try and make some of the millions we wasted on them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We are all Yang Ping FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I went to the Zoo opening night thing last Friday. Mainly for the beer it has to be said. I saw the Panda's and was absolutely dumbstruck by how shite they are. For a start they're not very big and secondy, they do literally ******* nothing. I saw we just let them die. They're pish. Concentrate on saving sharks. Thats a real animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Fecking spangles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ?It?s like looking at a big fat albino who?s been repeatedly punched in the face.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'd exterminate them just to piss the Chinese off. If they insist on using the body parts of cool species like tigers and rhinos in their shitey doesn't even work traditional medicine then we should get our own back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I say let's let nature take it's course. Theory of evolution. Battle of the species. We could do with a major culling of humans though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I say let's let nature take it's course. Theory of evolution. Battle of the species. We could do with a major culling of humans though... Too ******* right. Doug Stanhope knows. I saw his tour last year and it was the finest two hours of comedy I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The shitest animal known to man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Stanhope can be hilarious it's true. But his piece he did (pissed in it) on Sarah Palin's kid is one of the most shocking pieces of "comedy" I've seen in my life. A rant so in bad taste even Jerry Sadowitz would cover his eyes and ears watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggersJambo Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 That article made me chuckle! True, I can't think of an animal less interested in staying alive as a species. You have to wonder what evolutionary choices were made for a hairy black and white beast to end up living in a green jungle ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Pandas are good. I like em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Stanhope can be hilarious it's true. But his piece he did (pissed in it) on Sarah Palin's kid is one of the most shocking pieces of "comedy" I've seen in my life. A rant so in bad taste even Jerry Sadowitz would cover his eyes and ears watching it. To be fair, it is pretty ******* grim. Parts of it are still funny but the disabled baby stuff is just....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 That article made me chuckle! True, I can't think of an animal less interested in staying alive as a species. You have to wonder what evolutionary choices were made for a hairy black and white beast to end up living in a green jungle ;-) True. Something that's always bamboozled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Giant pandas have gone down some evolutionary near-dead ends, such as eating almost entirely bamboo, being in heat for only about three days a year and having a tiny penis, but they're still well worth saving IMO. https://www.youtube....h?v=bb3epqISWnI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We pay 600k a year to China for these wee arseholes as well as 70k on bamboo. For what?! Scotchland to forge links with China. Slaughter them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We pay 600k a year to China for these wee arseholes as well as 70k on bamboo. For what?! Scotchland to forge links with China. Slaughter them now. Oh, Alan, you are a grumpy fellow, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We pay 600k a year to China for these wee arseholes as well as 70k on bamboo. For what?! Scotchland to forge links with China. Slaughter them now. What about the increase in profits that more than pays for them? You really hate being Scottish eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 What about the increase in profits that more than pays for them? You really hate being Scottish eh? Does a dislike of pointless animals who can't adapt make me anti-Scotland? I'm not clued up on the increase in profits, please explain? I'm aware that it has resulted in big business for Edinburgh Zoo, but I don't agree with the concept of Zoos, so what benefit has it had for Scotland? If all it has done is ensure that wild animals are locked up for a few more years before the zoo closes then even more reason to exterminate them immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Too ******* right. Doug Stanhope knows. I saw his tour last year and it was the finest two hours of comedy I have ever seen. About as funny as finding a lump. The mans an absolute ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 About as funny as finding a lump. The mans an absolute ****. BBC 4's being pleased with itself cleverness is as much of a mystery as Hibs being pleased with a 3-0 cup final humping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 About as funny as finding a lump. The mans an absolute ****. BBC 4's being pleased with itself cleverness is as much of a mystery as Hibs being pleased with a 3-0 cup final humping. That's me told... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Popular animal with the god squad . This bit dispels a good few common myths . http://www.nbcnews.com/id/26036245/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/pandas-evolutions-big-fat-adorable-mistake/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 That's me told... Don't worry, you're right and they're wrong. On pandas: overweight, lazy, useless, hairy arseholes who do nothing but eat and never have sex? Kindred spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 True. Something that's always bamboozled me. You've made me smile with that. Ta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbank2 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I like having them here. Allows us to point out that Scotland has more Panda's than Tory MP's! On the other hand, I bet Panda meat would make an awsome curry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I like the theory that such is their uselessness they evolved into something appealing to humans and we therefore assist their survival. The tricks on us suckers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 this should save them from extinction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I like an underdog. Mon the pandas! But on another note what function do giraffe's have on the food web? The most pointless species ever. (i await Bill Paxton's response). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Yang Guang looks delighted he met his favourite band. The Backstreet boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Yang Guang looks delighted he met his favourite band. The Backstreet boys. What a pair of arseholes. And the Backstreet Boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I like an underdog. Mon the pandas! But on another note what function do giraffe's have on the food web? The most pointless species ever. (i await Bill Paxton's response). Giraffes get munched by big cats. Thats their point. Panda's cannae even find a predator. Useless ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I like an underdog. Mon the pandas! But on another note what function do giraffe's have on the food web? The most pointless species ever. (i await Bill Paxton's response). http://youtu.be/phRwK0521y4 Cat food. Kill them all I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 They don't get munched by big cats, one kick from a giraffe and your so called king would be pan breid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 They don't get munched by big cats, one kick from a giraffe and your so called king would be pan breid. Did you watch the video in the post before yours? Obviously they aren't defenceless but some of them do end up as cat food. In some parks lions have learned to drive them towards tarmacked roads as they don't deal with them particularly well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 That video made me realise two things. Lions (mainly the ladies) are seriously brave, Giraffes are fecking huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Does china own all pandas? China owns everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Did you watch the video in the post before yours? Obviously they aren't defenceless but some of them do end up as cat food. In some parks lions have learned to drive them towards tarmacked roads as they don't deal with them particularly well Just watched it :vrwow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 http://youtu.be/phRwK0521y4 Cat food. Kill them all I say That has spoiled Madagascar 3 for me and my daughter tonight..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Just watched it :vrwow: You just about ended up as cat food the other night by the sound of things. That has spoiled Madagascar 3 for me and my daughter tonight..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 You just about ended up as cat food the other night by the sound of things. It was well worth the fear!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOwEfuhIpY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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