maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hi everyone My friend and good jambo has started a blog with his friends to watch the IMDB 100 worst films of all time. The blog on Troll 2 even mentions 19th May! Might not be your thing but would be a huge favour if you clicked the link and checked it out. If you're a fan of film or comedy you may even like it. Thanks in advance! Shrew http://twentiethcent...s.wordpress.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hi everyone My friend and good jambo has started a blog with his friends to watch the IMDB 100 worst films of all time. The blog on Troll 2 even mentions 19th May! Might not be your thing but would be a huge favour if you clicked the link and checked it out. If you're a fan of film or comedy you may even like it. Thanks in advance! Shrew http://twentiethcent...s.wordpress.com Sounds like your mate would Enjoy the Edinburgh B-Team. A free film night with guff films and cakes. https://www.facebook.com/groups/16701983983/?fref=ts Great bunch of people too. Jekyll & Hyde on a Monday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Well its me and him, just didnt want to sound too vain ha. But yea that does sound good. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Is "Night of the Templar" on that list The acting in that film is so bad that I assumed I'd wandered in on my wife watching porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 The list is mixed. Troll 2 takes the biscuit so far. Written by an Italian guy who didnt speak English but refused to let the cast alter the script so it all sounds like a 13 year old doing an oral exam in formal French. "My father said you are a good for nothing and will not tolerate this" It's very moving. In that you want to move across the room and turn it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 How many films has Adam Sandler actually made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 How many films has Adam Sandler actually made? I think only one of his makes the list. Honestly these films are bey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 *beyond bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I remember seeing a film many many years ago called "I bought a vampire motorcycle" it was truly dreadful!!!! Got to be in the top 10 never mind 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Movie 43 should occupy about the first 30 spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 The Room is a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Movie 43 will get in in time I imagine. At the moment prob not. The Room is a cult classic. My local cinema shows it once a month. Problem is its become so cult people vote positively on it. Even if it isnt on th elist we will be blogging it. Troll 2 is of a similar standard if you havent seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Highlander 2 and anything starring Cynthia Rothrock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Gregorys Girl. :'> Not actually a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Gregorys Girl. :'> Not actually a troll. Im with you. Its utter shite and the acting is pure pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Troll 2 is already a cult classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Years ago I saw a film called, and I kid you not, "Natas, the reflection". It was a horror about a haunted town. At the end as the hero was leaving the town he saw the town sign reflected in a puddle and realised it was Satan backwards. I realised that when I picked the video up. Apart from Eraserhead I've never seen a film as bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Troll 2 is already a cult classic. Yea Troll 2 has a huge following especially after the documentary Best Worst Film but it is still voted low enough to be on the list. Im glad it is cos I laughed throughout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo89 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Years ago I saw a film called, and I kid you not, "Natas, the reflection". It was a horror about a haunted town. At the end as the hero was leaving the town he saw the town sign reflected in a puddle and realised it was Satan backwards. I realised that when I picked the video up. Apart from Eraserhead I've never seen a film as bad. Pmsl This sounds amazing. Almost sounds like a parody for how shit Hollywood has become Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Nm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 The Room is a nap. How dare you. American Psycho 2 is probably the worst film I've ever seen. William Shatner is hilariously awful in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 The last Rambo film was on last week and for old times sake decided to record it (the first is a classic) Managed to watch about 20 mins of it this PM before turning it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 How dare you. American Psycho 2 is probably the worst film I've ever seen. William Shatner is hilariously awful in it. Oh God I had blocked that out. Isnt Mila Kunis in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Oh God I had blocked that out. Isnt Mila Kunis in it? As Patrick Bateman's only surviving "victim", who kills him, finds his diaries and goes on a killing spree of her own. Absolutely spectacularly missing the point of the first one - and that's before it even gets into the horror of the acting, plot and Shatner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Jambo Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I watched a film the other week called The Heist my god it was fecking awful Morgan Freeman was in it .It must be one of the worst films i have ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 As Patrick Bateman's only surviving "victim", who kills him, finds his diaries and goes on a killing spree of her own. Absolutely spectacularly missing the point of the first one - and that's before it even gets into the horror of the acting, plot and Shatner Yea without spoiling the first one that is absurd. Although it had none of the same people so they didnt care about upholding the first i guess. Thats the best bit about Troll 2. He called it that just to try and raise sales. It had nothing to do with Troll they just hadnt trademarked the name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubby1973 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I remember seeing a film many many years ago called "I bought a vampire motorcycle" it was truly dreadful!!!! Got to be in the top 10 never mind 100 that was just awful!! as bad as yesterday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubby1973 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Eraser and mars attack!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 The Room is a nap. This. Tommy Wiseau is a holocaust of a director. :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Eraser and mars attack!!!! bad films but honestly no where near the bad standard of the films i have had to watch so far. Plump Fiction at no.99 was horrendous. http://twentiethcenturyflops.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/movie-99-plump-fiction-1997/ The trailer is at the bottom of the page. Painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 This. Tommy Wiseau is a holocaust of a director. :'> And a holocaust of a poster too B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubby1973 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 bad films but honestly no where near the bad standard of the films i have had to watch so far. Plump Fiction at no.99 was horrendous. http://twentiethcenturyflops.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/movie-99-plump-fiction-1997/ The trailer is at the bottom of the page. Painful. i stand corrected. that trailer was bloody awful!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I remember seeing a film many many years ago called "I bought a vampire motorcycle" it was truly dreadful!!!! Got to be in the top 10 never mind 100 You can't put a film with a talking turd in the bottom 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 i stand corrected. that trailer was bloody awful!! imagine that for nearly two hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 i really want to see troll 2 now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 District 9 is without a shadow of a doubt the worst film I've ever seen bar none. The Paperboy was also shockingly bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Beverly I don't know if you read the blog but please watch it. It's unbelievably entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohang Jambo Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 awful, awful movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Tamami : The Babies Curse END THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Isn't there some kind of horror B-Movie to do with killer tomatoes? That must surely be pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Isn't there some kind of horror B-Movie to do with killer tomatoes? That must surely be pish. Attack of the Killer Tomoatoes? Or it's sequel Return of the Killer Tomatoes featuring a then unknown George Clooney? It doesn't appear to be on the list http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom I've seen that list before and always had a morbid curiousity to see quite how bad they can be. This blog means that someone else will watch them so I dont' have to I've not seen many of them but Number 68 ("Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace") was quite astoundingly shit in 1996 and being reliant on "Cutting Edge" CGI at the time it's not going to have aged well. That's a treat for the OP to look forward to. "Titanic: The legend goes on" (Number 60 , 2000) looks like a doozy. If you thought James Cameron'sepic was schmaltzy imagine it done as a Disney cartoon but by a studio without Disney's money. Most of the films on that list are low budget obscurities and the blog points out that the first ones were directed by the writer which means there was nobody to say "Stop this is shit" in between idea and screen. The big budget high profile entries are big vanity projects by established millionaires who nobody was going to say no to like John Travolta's Scientology flick Battlefield Earth, Mariah Carey's fictionalised biography, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in GIgli and most scarily of all "The Hottie and the Nottie" starring Paris Hilton (She's the hottie in case you were wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 14, 2013 Author Share Posted May 14, 2013 Yea in looking forward to the higher budget ones. Only because its interesting to see how these passed through all sorts of quality control. Unlike the ones with some sort of delusional autonomy. Thanks for reading though. Appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Salmon fishing in the Yemen The Fast and the Furious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Yea in looking forward to the higher budget ones. Only because its interesting to see how these passed through all sorts of quality control. Unlike the ones with some sort of delusional autonomy. Thanks for reading though. Appreciated. If your blog takes off you should arrange a screening of the number one movie at the Filmhouse and invite all your readers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 District 9 is without a shadow of a doubt the worst film I've ever seen bar none. The Paperboy was also shockingly bad. Not seen many films then I take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Rock of Ages was one of the worst films I remember watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 The Infiltrator http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Infiltrator Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosscoC Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Toys. And anything else involving either Cusack siblings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Avatar: The Last Airbender was dire. Even the unintentionally hilarious use of 'bender' all the way through it couldn't save the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted May 14, 2013 Author Share Posted May 14, 2013 If your blog takes off you should arrange a screening of the number one movie at the Filmhouse and invite all your readers If it was ever that popular is be very happy. More a way of keeping me writing just now. Ill try get some more mentions of hibs humiliation in there ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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