Morgan Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: Aye right, that never happened. I once picked up my old neighbour who told me he'd always wanted to have sex with his partner in the back of a cab. He asked me if I ever picked him up again, would it be alright for them to do it and it would be alright for me to watch Anyway, that's a lovely blue sky today. Aye, but the nights are fair drawing in. How did the sex go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye, but the nights are fair drawing in. How did the sex go? It didnt, Aye, no long till xmas noo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: It didnt, Aye, no long till xmas noo That’s a shame. Anything planned for the weekend or....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 If you really don't want to chat, just ask the person if they're on JKB, it's normally followed by a look, then "oh, you're one of those erseholes". Conversation killed stone dead right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: If you really don't want to chat, just ask the person if they're on JKB, it's normally followed by a look, then "oh, you're one of those erseholes". Conversation killed stone dead right there. Would that work the same with ‘are you on Sisterlove.net’? Or can you just tell by looking at them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, Morgan said: Would that work the same with ‘are you on Sisterlove.net’? Or can you just tell by looking at them? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend engaging in small talk with junkies in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Yeah, I wouldn't recommend engaging in small talk with junkies in the street. Thanks for clarification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Being a delivery driver I have a few. ’oh what’s this?’ **** off ‘oh I hate signing my signature on these scanners’ **** off and sign it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 33 minutes ago, Irufushi said: Being a delivery driver I have a few. ‘oh I hate signing my signature on these scanners’ **** off and sign it . I do this, my sincerest apologies. I will try harder to not say this from now on, instead I'll go with 'there you go driver, now **** off my driveway with yer big leaking van' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: I do this, my sincerest apologies. I will try harder to not say this from now on, instead I'll go with 'there you go driver, now **** off my driveway with yer big leaking van' Scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckyBatistuta Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Irufushi said: Scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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