RockyBalboa Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Anyone else think that too much shower gel comes out at one time? Leaving a lot of it to fall on the floor? Maybe I'm just ****e at pouring it out but this happened every time I use it and not with others Anyone else the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Thank you Rocky. I now know I'm not having the worst Saturday night in Edinburgh. :eek::eek::eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Anyone else think that too much shower gel comes out at one time? Leaving a lot of it to fall on the floor? Maybe I'm just ****e at pouring it out but this happened every time I use it and not with others Anyone else the same? ..................................[Tumbleweed] The most boring conversation starter i have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Have you ever bought the neon blue one that is half moisturiser and sits in two distinct layers in the bottle meaning you have to shake it before scooshing because if you don't, you get a handful of watery, blue, moisturisery stuff and no shower gel? What a stupid idea. Why can't it come already mixed if they insist in putting moisturiser in there? Really pis$es on my chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Have you ever bought the neon blue one that is half moisturiser and sits in two distinct layers in the bottle meaning you have to shake it before scooshing because if you don't, you get a handful of watery, blue, moisturisery stuff and no shower gel? What a stupid idea. Why can't it come already mixed if they insist in putting moisturiser in there? Really pis$es on my chips. Real men don't moisturise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Thank you Rocky. I now know I'm not having the worst Saturday night in Edinburgh. :eek::eek::eek::eek: No, I am. After the football results I spent three hours transcribing interviews, I just got out of an hour long bath, having a quick read of JKB followed by little shot of Pacman before I spent the rest of the night reading to try and finish my dissertation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 i am work till 10:evilno::evilno:then home for a bottle of wine and an Indian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwull22 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Hobo takes a shower shock, its not Christmas already is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 Haha, cheers lads! It's in between the good bits of the snooker Nobodys answered the question though so I guess I'm the only 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 Hobo takes a shower shock, its not Christmas already is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I agree Rocky, too much does come out. And it's pish anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 I agree Rocky, too much does come out. And it's pish anyway. It is pish, but being this time of year (Birthday month) I have used up all my box set body wash and using the basics! I used it for the first time for ages today and remembered how much comes out and its a half a bottle per shower job nearly and how lynx fans must get well ripped off! God knows why Im rantin over this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I used it for the first time for ages today Smelly hobo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 F.C.U.K. Never touch Lynx, apart from when I have no other spray left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 suprisingly the lynx hangover shower gels actually work... or they help at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Real men don't moisturise... I thought overweight men had to moisturise more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Lynx. The mark of the spotty teenager. How's your Bebo page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I hate shower gel. Why can't I buy a decent bar of soap? I was in Boots last week looking for soap and my choice was Imperial Leather or something made with sea salt. I could have had any of a choice of about 600 shower gels in all the colours imaginable, containing any amount of fruit, herbs or aphrodisiacs. I don't like Imperial Leather, I ate some when I was three and the smell has made me feel sick ever since and I don't fancy salty soap, there's just something not right about rubbing yourself with salty stuff in the shower. What happened to Zest? Can you still buy carbolic anywhere? Actually there are two soaps I like, Cidal and Dettol, but they're very hard to find. Why don't supermarkets carry a decent selection of bars of soap anymore? I also like coal tar soap, but my wife hates the smell of that, so that's out. Who's having the most boring night now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I am such a happy bunny! http://www.carbolicsoap.com/bath-soap-range-c-233_267.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Why is carbolic soap so good Doc? Can't say i've ever heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I like coal tar soap, it reminds me of being at my grans as a bairn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Does RockyBalboa use the shower gel to lube up his partners hole? :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I hate shower gel. Why can't I buy a decent bar of soap? I was in Boots last week looking for soap and my choice was Imperial Leather or something made with sea salt. I could have had any of a choice of about 600 shower gels in all the colours imaginable, containing any amount of fruit, herbs or aphrodisiacs. I don't like Imperial Leather, I ate some when I was three and the smell has made me feel sick ever since and I don't fancy salty soap, there's just something not right about rubbing yourself with salty stuff in the shower. What happened to Zest? Can you still buy carbolic anywhere? Actually there are two soaps I like, Cidal and Dettol, but they're very hard to find. Why don't supermarkets carry a decent selection of bars of soap anymore? I also like coal tar soap, but my wife hates the smell of that, so that's out. Who's having the most boring night now? Why do you hate shower gel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Why do you hate shower gel? You squirt it on your hand, half of it runs off right away, you try to slather what's left across your chest and it runs down over your gut and away down the plug hole. It's like trying to juggle egg yolks. And how are you supposed to wash your arse? It's just not right. Now there is a simple answer, squirt it onto a sponge, but then you're left with the problem of rinsing all the soap out of the sponge at the end, cos if you don't the sponge goes all gooey inside. Besides I don't like sponges, I never feel clean after sponging myself down. I don't feel like they clean you, they just move the soap from one part of you to another, like a yellow squeegee. And I especially don't like washing my arse with a sponge. What's wrong with a good old fashioned bar of soap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 You squirt it on your hand, half of it runs off right away, you try to slather what's left across your chest and it runs down over your gut and away down the plug hole. It's like trying to juggle egg yolks. And how are you supposed to wash your arse? It's just not right. Now there is a simple answer, squirt it onto a sponge, but then you're left with the problem of rinsing all the soap out of the sponge at the end, cos if you don't the sponge goes all gooey inside. Besides I don't like sponges, I never feel clean after sponging myself down. I don't feel like they clean you, they just move the soap from one part of you to another, like a yellow squeegee. And I especially don't like washing my arse with a sponge. What's wrong with a good old fashioned bar of soap? Funniest post of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 You squirt it on your hand, half of it runs off right away, you try to slather what's left across your chest and it runs down over your gut and away down the plug hole. It's like trying to juggle egg yolks. And how are you supposed to wash your arse? It's just not right. Now there is a simple answer, squirt it onto a sponge, but then you're left with the problem of rinsing all the soap out of the sponge at the end, cos if you don't the sponge goes all gooey inside. Besides I don't like sponges, I never feel clean after sponging myself down. I don't feel like they clean you, they just move the soap from one part of you to another, like a yellow squeegee. And I especially don't like washing my arse with a sponge. What's wrong with a good old fashioned bar of soap? Get with the times bro. Fast food, fast cars, fast washing. Shower gel is designed to eliminate the unnecessary soaping time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Get with the times bro. Fast food, fast cars, fast washing. Shower gel is designed to eliminate the unnecessary soaping time. I like to take my time over washing, if I want to spend 10 minutes washing myself I should be allowed. However I should be allowed to vary the speed of washing certain areas if the fancy takes me and I should be allowed to wash those areas repeatedly at speed without anyone casting any aspersions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I'm with the Doc on this one. Shower gel is cr@p - overpriced, useless gunk, half of any bottle washing unused down the plughole. It might well be fashionable (!??!), but when did that ever make anything actually good? And whilst I'm having a grump, what's going on with iced cider? Mass-produced cider in this country has been over-gassed, chemically sweetened muck for years. Drop a few cubes of ice water in it and slap it on tellie a lot and I'm expected to believe it's suddenly become drinkable? I'm tired now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 What's wrong with a good old fashioned bar of soap? Nothing. Liquid soap has one purpose and one purpose only - to increase profits for the manufacturers and retailers. Solid soap is where it's at. Chateau U abandoned yon gel guff some months ago and returned to old-fashioned values. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Grumpy Old Kickbackers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I feel i spend to much time on kickback. So having a shower this morning and i get the lynx shower gel bottle sqeez it and was thinking "that post on kickback was right, what a waste too much has come out" Far to much time on kickback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Get with the times, poop soap is obviously where it's at... Smells of cappuchino, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I feel i spend to much time on kickback. So having a shower this morning and i get the lynx shower gel bottle sqeez it and was thinking "that post on kickback was right, what a waste too much has come out" Far to much time on kickback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 You squirt it on your hand, half of it runs off right away, you try to slather what's left across your chest and it runs down over your gut and away down the plug hole. It's like trying to juggle egg yolks. And how are you supposed to wash your arse? It's just not right. Now there is a simple answer, squirt it onto a sponge, but then you're left with the problem of rinsing all the soap out of the sponge at the end, cos if you don't the sponge goes all gooey inside. Besides I don't like sponges, I never feel clean after sponging myself down. I don't feel like they clean you, they just move the soap from one part of you to another, like a yellow squeegee. And I especially don't like washing my arse with a sponge. What's wrong with a good old fashioned bar of soap? That's where those things come in handy. I don't know what they're called, i'll try find a picture, hang on... These things. Don't need too much shower gel on it, it lathers it all up, nae bother washing your arse with that, just give it a good rinse after. Bobs yer uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I had to use Lynx today as I forgot to get my own yesterday Hope I dont smell like a man today ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I had to use Lynx today as I forgot to get my own yesterday Hope I dont smell like a man today ... You do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Thanks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Lynx? I thought you stopped wearing that when you got your first pube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthy2k Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I prefer to use soap to wash and then I use a shower gel that moisturises! Best of both worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I prefer to use soap to wash and then I use a shower gel that moisturises! Best of both worlds Moisturising is gay. Fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 You squirt it on your hand, half of it runs off right away, you try to slather what's left across your chest and it runs down over your gut and away down the plug hole. It's like trying to juggle egg yolks. And how are you supposed to wash your arse? It's just not right. Now there is a simple answer, squirt it onto a sponge, but then you're left with the problem of rinsing all the soap out of the sponge at the end, cos if you don't the sponge goes all gooey inside. Besides I don't like sponges, I never feel clean after sponging myself down. I don't feel like they clean you, they just move the soap from one part of you to another, like a yellow squeegee. And I especially don't like washing my arse with a sponge. What's wrong with a good old fashioned bar of soap? Pears Soap is the brand of choice at our gaff. Not a fan of shower gel. No matter how much I rinse, I always feel greasy after using it. Pears Soap - cleans to the squeak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Pears Soap - cleans to the squeak! :eek:surley too much information I concur though, definatley feel better using soap bar;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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