jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-22238457 Jeesh. Give the guy a chance. Turkey-baster, I assume ... Oh ... and how did they collect the ... um ... needful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Yang Guang can't get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You're a dick, dokratrO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Crikey - didn't take this thread long ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Maybe he bats for the other team?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Maybe he bats for the other team?? Or maybe Tian Tian is just a munter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 It's not as black and white as it appears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 She just wasn't panda-ing to my desires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Not bamboo-zled by your charms then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 So the punchline is Eats shoots and leaves not Eats, shoots and leaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 So the punchline is Eats shoots and leaves not Eats, shoots and leaves hats off, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Not a bad facepalm there at the inadequate Yang Guangs efforts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 So ... If Tian Tian gets pregnant ... will it be his? We need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Better ****ing be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Or maybe Tian Tian is just a munter. Text I got from Yang Guang last night would suggest that that wouldn't be a problem for him. Sent from my HTC Sensation XE with Beats Audio Z715e using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Text I got from Yang Guang last night would suggest that that wouldn't be a problem for him. Sent from my HTC Sensation XE with Beats Audio Z715e using Tapatalk 2 You're a dick anaw, Osman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Oooh. Yuan Guan is gayyyyy ... (The panda, that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Oooh. Yuan Guan is gayyyyy ... (The panda, that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You're a dick anaw, Osman. Better ****ing be She just wasn't panda-ing to my desires. You're a dick, dokratrO. You're not a panda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I might be a fish. maybe that Tommy looks great in a tuxedo with an American football there is no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Or maybe Tian Tian is just a munter. crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 I might be a fish. maybe that Tommy looks great in a tuxedo with an American football there is no doubt. :whoosh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 :whoosh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 :whoosh: evidently this is a meta-whooosh moment as you've lost me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 No. Your post. It whooshed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 No. Your post. It whooshed me. Tommy Wiseau is criticising Yang Guang for pretending to be a panda, while himself masquerading as one of the great directors of our times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Riiiiight. Ok then. Whoosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Tommy Wiseau is criticising Yang Guang for pretending to be a panda, while himself masquerading as one of the great directors of our times. Feel free to dive in and have a go at me when I pretend to actually be Tommy Wiseau on here You'll be waiting a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Tommy Wiseau is criticising Yang Guang for pretending to be a panda, while himself masquerading as one of the great directors of our times. not really though. he posts in basically the same way as ever. he's nit playing a character, and if it is its certainly not as one of the great directors of our time. nobody could carry that off. No. Your post. It whooshed me. ah. gotcha. it a great stupid thing from a great stupid movie PS. not that it matters too much, but I always took the whoosh to be saying that the other person has missed something obvious, as opposed to admitting you don't get something. Or maybe I missed something obvious or I simply don't get something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I am the real Tommy Wiseau Feel free to dive in and have a go at me when I pretend to actually be Tommy Wiseau on here You'll be waiting a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 But seriously, apologies to those seething that I answered as the real Yang Guang. I would like to make clear that I don't think I am a 6 foot long, 350 lb, black and white bear. Apologies if anybody thought that I was serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You're not a real panda. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 I had no idea who Tommy Wiseau is/was. Suppose hence the whoosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You're not a real panda. Hope this helps. Yep, i'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 But seriously, apologies to those seething that I answered as the real Yang Guang. I would like to make clear that I don't think I am a 6 foot long, 350 lb, black and white bear. Apologies if anybody thought that I was serious. It's bad enough having Chechyn terrorists tweeting from the back of a boat (it wasn't him) but ... our favourite bear?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm pished, just had an image of a massive panda smashing it's paws of a keyboard on jkb. Time for bed i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm pished, just had an image of a massive panda smashing it's paws of a keyboard on jkb. Time for bed i think. You're lucky, I've got an image of a panda going away with a yogurt pot and a porn mag to supply a sample Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 She didn't fancy him... He was probably stinking of stale booze or has a hygiene problem ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToYouToMe Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 But seriously, apologies to those seething that I answered as the real Yang Guang. I would like to make clear that I don't think I am a 6 foot long, 350 lb, black and white bear. Apologies if anybody thought that I was serious. You are not fooling me. Maybe less time on here and you would have done the business. Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbank2 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Attended a sportsman's dinner on Saturday evening. Our master of cermonies (no names, but you would all recognise his voice) concluded the formal part of the evening by stating that if Edinburgh Zoo wanted their panda's to successfully mate, they should put a Hibs strip on the female as that always guarantees a good humping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Heard today there is a change that the offspring may be in fact a German pandas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Is artificial insemination now know as Yuang Guang style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Heard today there is a change that the offspring may be in fact a German pandas... It's not confirmed in black and white yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Seemingly she's been beating him up and that's why they haven't mated... The keepers went in to his enclosure and found him lying there with two black eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 So ... If Tian Tian gets pregnant ... will it be his? We need to know. We have an answer (of sorts). Gross. http://www.scotsman....ation-1-2905613Experts were forced to boost a lowly reserve of Yang Guang?s frozen semen by adding a batch collected from a panda who died in Berlin last year at the age of 34. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Heard today there is a change that the offspring may be in fact a dead German pandas... Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 We have an answer (of sorts). Gross. http://www.scotsman....ation-1-2905613Experts were forced to boost a lowly reserve of Yang Guang?s frozen semen by adding a batch collected from a panda who died in Berlin last year at the age of 34. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Yang Guang's spuds are mashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Yang Guang's spuds are mashed. To be fair, this Bao Bao boys spuds don't seem much better Bao Bao (born 1978) was the only Giant Panda in a German zoo and the eldest known Giant Panda in a zoo worldwide. Like many of his kind, he was on a permanent loan from China for breeding purposes. In spite of several artificial insemination experiments with a female named Yan Yan (who died in captivity in 2007), there were no offspring. Bao Bao died on 22 August 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 So basically, this bird panda has just been inseminated by another deed panda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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