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Miller Jambo 60

Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

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I've had lots of cookies today, you know the ones that you buy from Costco?

 

They're really nice. It's the leftovers from my mum's wedding, you see, there's a lot of nice food about. I'm worried that I might get fat.

 

Has anyone else got any interesting anecdotes to share?

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cyanide_cid
Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

 

Are you a bit of a storyteller Doug...do you like living in la la land???

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Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!

 

What'd I say?

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RockyBalboa
I've had lots of cookies today, you know the ones that you buy from Costco?

 

They're really nice. It's the leftovers from my mum's wedding, you see, there's a lot of nice food about. I'm worried that I might get fat.

 

Has anyone else got any interesting anecdotes to share?

 

 

 

Your mum got married and I got no invite :mad:

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RockyBalboa
Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!

 

What'd I say?

 

 

 

Mono.....doh :oopsoops:

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I remember during the war when it was...................................................

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Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

 

I think he may be drunk ....... again. :rolleyes:

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cosanostra

OK Doug, one step at a time please.

 

Why are the NHS to blame for you being laid off?

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Your mum got married and I got no invite :mad:

 

I'll have a word :P

 

Eating a nice salad now. More leftovers, but what I'm hoping for is that the salad cancels out the cookies.

 

:unsure:

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UnworthyPapaLazaru
Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

 

It all started when I got my Neilson top...

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OK Doug, one step at a time please.

 

Why are the NHS to blame for you being laid off?

Cosanostra gets in to character.

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RockyBalboa
I'll have a word :P

 

Eating a nice salad now. More leftovers, but what I'm hoping for is that the salad cancels out the cookies.

 

:unsure:

 

Could be worse mate. It could be 3 or 4 week back ;)

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
Cosanostra gets in to character.

sopranos06203200701.jpg

 

I probably would to be honest.

 

Tony had the right idea. :)

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Eckauskas
I'll have a word :P

 

Eating a nice salad now. More leftovers, but what I'm hoping for is that the salad cancels out the cookies.

 

:unsure:

 

Did Rob have any legendary words of wisdom for the room?

 

Or even save a cat from a tree on his way?

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RockyBalboa
Did Rob have any legendary words of wisdom for the room?

 

Or even save a cat from a tree on his way?

 

I see your as bitter as me for not getting invited eh :mad:

 

:)

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cosanostra
I probably would to be honest.

 

Tony had the right idea. :)

 

There's no probably about.

 

Dr Melfi (Milfi - hell yeah) rocks.

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Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

 

My mum works for the NHS.

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Eckauskas
I see your as bitter as me for not getting invited eh :mad:

 

:)

 

Robbo's will be a warzone next weekend.

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Cosanostra gets in to character.

sopranos06203200701.jpg

 

Jeezo, he looks different to the last time I saw him. Has he been to Thailand? :eek:

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coppercrutch
Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

 

You can't be doing too bad Doug if you can still afford a ST..................:cool:

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Therapist
Could be worse mate. It could be 3 or 4 week back ;)

 

Or 107 years.

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Miller Jambo 60
You can't be doing too bad Doug if you can still afford a ST..................:cool:

 

YOU LOT MAKE ME CRINGE.

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davemclaren
Was paid off on Ill health.

Was depressed for a year but being a caring company dumped me to lose my house ,wife and kids.

The NHS are ankers like Brown a tube.

GOT MY SEASON TICKET MA HA

 

You posted previously that you'd lost your job Doug. Didn't know you'd lost your wife, kids and house as well. :sad:

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You posted previously that you'd lost your job Doug. Didn't know you'd lost your wife, kids and house as well. :sad:

 

Sounds like an IJ story is brewing! ;)

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Sounds like an IJ story is brewing! ;)

 

If only I thought Doug had the capacity to do something like that then I would consider it.

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If only I thought Doug had the capacity to do something like that then I would consider it.

 

erm....... Doug is Creag.....you crazzzeee fool!

 

You've been duped...again!

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erm....... Doug is Creag.....you crazzzeee fool!

 

You've been duped...again!

 

Now that would be funny however I was not duped the first time so I doubt I am duped this time. ;)

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chester copperpot

This thread proves that Doug and alcohol dont mix all that well. :sad:

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This thread proves that Doug and alcohol dont mix all that well. :sad:

 

I thought he was almost permanently inebriated?

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