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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated. I know something you like is the first bit

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

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Gregory House M.D.

 

Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

 

It kind/fine sorry. U in and home with Gingers bird? :rofl:

 

I like this game.

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I also sent a facebook message to this bursd I used to see (please note on her public wall and not private) saying "Want you now! x"

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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

 

Were you the geezer that got lumped out for being blootered??

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Were you the geezer that got lumped out for being blootered??

 

Nah not me - was not in too bad a state in there.

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I P Knightley

There are so many draft translations that I have binned...

 

If you were that wasted, there's a very good chance that "gingers" was intended to be something entirely different, like "Dave" or "underpants". Could be anything!

 

Do you always finish your texts with an 'x'?

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Franklin Delano Bluth

I also sent a facebook message to this bursd I used to see (please note on her public wall and not private) saying "Want you now! x"

 

Wow. That's a bad one. Did it stay till the morning?

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Wow. That's a bad one. Did it stay till the morning?

 

She texted me to remind me.

 

And I put an 'x' when i'm wanting my Nat King.

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Stopped reading after 'Stereophonics Gig'..Utter tripe. Good luck with the text though.

 

Each to their own but they are a truly awesome band. They also gave last night's proceeds to Marie Curie. Top form from a top band.

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Since you are typing, I am assuming you are not apologising for being at home with broken fingers.

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Since you are typing, I am assuming you are not apologising for being at home with broken fingers.

 

Eh?

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If you try and write that in predictive it comes out as:

 

is knife potty u in and give with gingers disk x

 

still mumbo jumbo

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wrong thread works computer being a ****** :vangry:

 

don't think thats what it says matey

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don't think thats what it says matey

 

 

:laugh: alrighty Bev - true but the original post was even less of a translation than this one especially when I was replying to the Wonga post in the Terrace. :thumbsup:

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Not sure what you meant to say but i nearly pished myself when i saw the title!!!!

You tried google translate?

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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

Your anus is spotty and I have a ginger dick? That's some come on there

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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

 

Ur kind sorry u ok and home with fingers girl x?

 

:wtf:

 

I'll have some of what you drank mate

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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

best guess would be

 

i know, sorry, u ok? and home with ginger bird. x

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It is starting to make sense now. I 'houdinid' on a bird last night and I must have texted her to see if she was ok and I think it was meant to say "i'm a ****, sorry. You home or still with Ginger's bird? x

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Was absolutely blootered last night (was at the Stereophonics gig) and I texted the following at 01:23. Any help cracking the code would be greatly appreciated.

 

Actual word for word:

 

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

Anyone else had trouble translating texts the morning after?

 

I'd check with Coppercrutch, but it sounds as if you might have been intent on trying to take his girlfriend home to shag last night. If he isn't speaking to you today you'll know why.

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I'd check with Coppercrutch, but it sounds as if you might have been intent on trying to take his girlfriend home to shag last night. If he isn't speaking to you today you'll know why.

 

Lol i'm a grade A c u next Tuesday but even I wouldn't do that.

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Tiberius Stinkfinger

"Ir knid sotty u ik and hime with gingers birk x"

 

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I'm kind Scotty and I like you, you're coming home with a Ginger Beer.

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Eh?

Stuck it in the phone and it looked like you'd got home but were really sorry and your finger was broken. Predictive text is wonderful. Tycoon comes up in mine a lot.

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