Tommy Wiseau Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Already in a seething mood and ready for my bed in the huff, but still time for this affront to decency being inflicted at every ad break before I go. Everything I despise about the Land Rover stereotype in glorious technicolour Someone sat round a table and said "she should be asking for a wee bit of brie" when they were coming up with that pish Anyone else have an irrational hatred for that, or any other, advert? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 She looks pure filth though mate! That Virgin advert with that dick out of Doctor Who get's on my nerves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamboinglasgow Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Glad someone else cant stand it. Is irritating, and specially designed for the pricks who buy these cars, "hey in really bad weather everyone will be running around like lunatics but your massive car means you can keep buying your brie." Just ignore that an event like that is really rare and in those cases you would be in house, but apart from that it is not going to be used for anything near its purpose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Glad someone else cant stand it. Is irritating, and specially designed for the pricks who buy these cars, "hey in really bad weather everyone will be running around like lunatics but your massive car means you can keep buying your brie." Just ignore that an event like that is really rare and in those cases you would be in house, but apart from that it is not going to be used for anything near its purpose. The burd in it is still filth though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 She used to be in Hollyoaks and is belting, but let's not get off track. A ****ing slither of brie. Could have picked any non-essential item from the shops, but they chose a slither of ****ing brie. Says it all. That's the kind of **** they are marketing to and not even ashamed of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Sorry Tommy. She's lovely though. Up there with the secret escapes tart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Worse things happen at sea......man up fuds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2NaFish Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 adverts annoy me less and less nowadays. breaks are either fastforwarded through or Im staring at the laptop. If advertisers were smart they'd be taking advantage of this change in the market. can't join in the Brie seethe therefore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Listen Brucie, you don't like me seething at something completely inconsequential, don't contribute It genuinely gets me so angry though Secret Escapes, eh, Beats? Now there's another conundrum. Is that girl playing three different parts, or is it just bad continuity that she is only wearing a wedding ring in one of them? Can't stand poor continuity, me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Listen Brucie, you don't like me seething at something completely inconsequential, don't contribute It genuinely gets me so angry though Secret Escapes, eh, Beats? Now there's another conundrum. Is that girl playing three different parts, or is it just bad continuity that she is only wearing a wedding ring in one of them? Can't stand poor continuity, me Sorry, am peshed...as you were.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Secret Escapes, eh, Beats? Now there's another conundrum. Is that girl playing three different parts, or is it just bad continuity that she is only wearing a wedding ring in one of them? Can't stand poor continuity, me **** knows mate. She's lovely that's all I know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I was just thinking about this yesterday. They certainly know their target market! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaun.lawson Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Not 100% the same thing, I guess - but coming from Europe and knowing what we know now, this advert over here really pisses me off every time I see it: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rand Paul's Ray Bans Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Brie isn't even a particularly good cheese ffs. Pretty much guaranteed that anyone driving a Land Rover in a town or city is a ***** though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maurice Moss Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I hadn't really noticed it. Will now though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The advert with the shit actors and baby that does the Gangnam Style dance is extremely annoying as well. That may shade it for me because the advert makes no reference to what on earth they are advertising. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boof Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 See, this thread title had me confused for a while. Then the penny dropped...shouldn't it be "...a sliver of Brie..."? Still never knowingly seen it but wouldn't say no to a Land Rover. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 See, this thread title had me confused for a while. Then the penny dropped...shouldn't it be "...a sliver of Brie..."? Still never knowingly seen it but wouldn't say no to a Land Rover. Actually you're right, it should be, but that's not the way it sounds to my ears when I hear it. Maybe I'm corned beef The point is the same either way - Land Rover marketing strategy = be the kind of **** who would go out in a hurricane (or at any time for that matter) to buy Brie, buy a Land Rover Gets me reaching for the Karl Marx and cough syrup every time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gigolo-Aunt Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The advert where its the boys birthday and they take a picture and ****wits all over the world do "hilarious" stuff with the picture. You know the one - a say I do a do ba ba ba (or something like that) In other news, that lassie in the BT adverts is defo closer to getting her norks out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The advert where its the boys birthday and they take a picture and ****wits all over the world do "hilarious" stuff with the picture. You know the one - a say I do a do ba ba ba (or something like that) It's chronic. It gives me the impression that it's a phone designed for arseholes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gershwin Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 adverts annoy me less and less nowadays. breaks are either fastforwarded through or Im staring at the laptop. If advertisers were smart they'd be taking advantage of this change in the market. can't join in the Brie seethe therefore. Yeah, they should really start product placement in tv shows and perhaps advertising online. Cause they don't do that, do they? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambovambo Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVPsCw41KcQ[/media] Total smugness Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2NaFish Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Yeah, they should really start product placement in tv shows and perhaps advertising online. Cause they don't do that, do they? But that doesnt stop them making television adverts better suited. Just because A isnt working as well because of B doesnt stop you improving A. oh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonkel Hoon Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) Makes me want to buy a Freelander 2 and some cheese tbh. Edited March 18, 2013 by Fun Boaby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
...a bit disco Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 See this guy... Wish somebody would just ***** the ******* **** of a ****. Knob end. Nothing but a ******* **** **** ****. *****. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 See this guy... Wish somebody would just ***** the ******* **** of a ****. Knob end. Nothing but a ******* **** **** ****. *****. He is indeed a ****. The fact that BT have already replaced him with an animated version indicates that they agree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambovambo Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 ***** but **** Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grumpyjambo Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 See this guy... Wish somebody would just ***** the ******* **** of a ****. Knob end. Nothing but a ******* **** **** ****. *****. I would Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 How old is that **** out the BT adverts? Must be about 35 and he's pretending to be a student ffs That girl is still a delight to watch though Not surprised Grumpy is loving the old bit of kit who plays his mum - think he has a bit of a 50+ fetish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ortarkod Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 *****. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 ****ing enough That smug coupon and the gesture Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sterling Archer Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 ****ing enough That smug coupon and the gesture Seen that gesture one too many times have you Tommy? No wonder you've got nowhere with Cubie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Seen that gesture one too many times have you Tommy? No wonder you've got nowhere with Cubie. Her gesture is a bit too long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
European_Jambo Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 She is a beauty though, and has a lesbian kiss on her IMDB cv... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Angry Haggis Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The advert where its the boys birthday and they take a picture and ****wits all over the world do "hilarious" stuff with the picture. You know the one - a say I do a do ba ba ba (or something like that) In other news, that lassie in the BT adverts is defo closer to getting her norks out. You wish spank monkey, you wish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 You're giving me a serious case of the rage, you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The advert where its the boys birthday and they take a picture and ****wits all over the world do "hilarious" stuff with the picture. You know the one - a say I do a do ba ba ba (or something like that) In other news, that lassie in the BT adverts is defo closer to getting her norks out. this bt advert lass? if so she has already got them out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
...a bit disco Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) Indeed she has. Whilst appearing in, ahem, ###### Hill, norks were on display. Edited March 18, 2013 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ortarkod Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 She is a beauty though, and has a lesbian kiss on her IMDB cv... Just been 'researching' that film... Turns out the entire film was an Argo-esque tax swindle by a criminal gang. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Landscape_of_Lies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Angry Haggis Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Indeed she has. Whilst appearing in, ahem, ###### Hill, norks were on display. Tidy, but not exactly 'out'. Bare knockers or GTF. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ortarkod Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Tidy, but not exactly 'out'. Bare knockers or GTF. A Google search would set you right... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
...a bit disco Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Tidy, but not exactly 'out'. Bare knockers or GTF. Didn't want to risk the wrath of the All Seeing Eye though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ortarkod Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 A Google search would set you right... Wasted my 1000th post on helping Angry Haggis have a ****. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Angry Haggis expecting the full nipple on a family board Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Angry Haggis Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Angry Haggis expecting the full nipple on a family board Wow wow wow Tommy...surely an artistic type naked breast scene is permissible on KB*? *off Googling 'BT burd naked chebs classy' as we speak.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Benoit Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Wasted my 1000th post on helping Angry Haggis have a ****. Not just Angry Haggis Didn't even wake the wife Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Name of bt advert birsd? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Name of bt advert birsd? rebecca night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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