Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What do I get the wife? 1. Something nice that she'll like in the off chance she'll perform. (and perhaps some bum games) 2. Something that she might find handy but'll go mental at me for? I.e An Iron board or a pressure cooker? 3. Something She'll hate that I could use? A Mens pair of jeans that fit me? 4. feck all? She's a horrible. miserable cow and deserves nothing? Over to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboCampbell Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboCampbell Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 This thread is gone go to shit btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 This thread is gone go to shit btw! Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Can't wait till I get back from the darts tonight knowing that this thread will be waiting for me. (assuming it doesn't get shut down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Going by what I think I have seen you post about 'er indoors, I would say 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 1. Just for the possible bumfun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 1. You know it makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Your bum or hers OP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 1. And don't forget the pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Your bum or hers OP? Hers. The worry is she says ok but only if she can interfere with mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaths17 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 their usually greed bitches when it comes to presents, get rid of 4 but get another at no1, summit sparkly they love shiny things. present them in reverse order and laugh while doing so, by the time you get to the sparkly/shiny thing they'll be putty and you'll have a new pair of jeans that she thought she was gonna get. by the time the stupit bint has broken her gaze from the sparkly/shiny thing, you'll have been out for a good night with the lads, no ear bashing and you wont have go near her again for a while. sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 If you do anything other than nr 1 she will **** you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 their usually greed bitches when it comes to presents, get rid of 4 but get another at no1, summit sparkly they love shiny things. present them in reverse order and laugh while doing so, by the time you get to the sparkly/shiny thing they'll be putty and you'll have a new pair of jeans that she thought she was gonna get. by the time the stupit bint has broken her gaze from the sparkly/shiny thing, you'll have been out for a good night with the lads, no ear bashing and you wont have go near her again for a while. sorted I never get an ear bashing for my nonsense in the pub. I even went to Lithuania without telling her. If you do anything other than nr 1 she will **** you up Think I'm scared of her Jimmy? Have you met her before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Hers. The worry is she says ok but only if she can interfere with mine. Finding the male G-spot for Christmas eh? What does she get you at Xmas? Easy life - spend just a wee bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Finding the male G-spot for Christmas eh? What does she get you at Xmas? Easy life - spend just a wee bit more. I honestly can't think what she normally gets me. Some shit that I neither need nor want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netherleejambo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Got her a new bag and matching belt last year The hoover's like new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 What do I get the wife? 1. Something nice that she'll like in the off chance she'll perform. (and perhaps some bum games) 2. Something that she might find handy but'll go mental at me for? I.e An Iron board or a pressure cooker? 3. Something She'll hate that I could use? A Mens pair of jeans that fit me? 4. feck all? She's a horrible. miserable cow and deserves nothing? Over to you. If she is a horrible, miserable cow get her feck all. Thats what i do with mine every year. Back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 This thread is gone go to shit btw! That's Currahee's hopes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Curahee hates his wife. LOL Kicked the arse out of that particular routine son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 If 4 then why 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I once bought a mixing bowl because she broke the one we had just before Christmas. Now knowing that I would probably need to guy two and hide one if that was all i bought I needed to sweeten the medicine so I bought a nice bit of gold too. Next something was needed to hide the prize and I hit upon the idea of jelly beans so going by volume I ended up with 5 of the bags full of mixed beans. I went up to the counter and got them weighed. ?40 was asked for and I was too red faced to say no thanks (feel free to adjust this figure for 30 years of inflation). Christmas day arrives and the present is opened closely followed by a tirade about not buying her fattening things and WTF was I thinking about buying a lifetime supply of beans? Words were exchanged and huffs were taken on both sides of the divide. There was no way I was going to let on about the bling so she didn't find it till the end of Feb by which time a big hole had been made in the beans , oh and a second mixing bowl had been purchased too. Cue another raging strop. No pleasing CDMs(women of a certain age think Cadburys Dairy milk but us blokes know it is Chemically Driven Mentalcases) As you can tell I am still alive to dispense advice and am still married to the same person buy her something nice but make sure you hide it in something practical. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL remind her that you are helping her:= You need the sand in the oyster of life to make pearls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedarmy Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 strapon it is then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I never get an ear bashing for my nonsense in the pub. I even went to Lithuania without telling her. Think I'm scared of her Jimmy? Have you met her before? I remember when you first started dating her, eons ago (talk o the toon coz he had a bird a few years older than him) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Curahee hates his wife. LOL Kicked the arse out of that particular routine son. If you knew her you'd understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 If 4 then why 1? A ride's a ride. strapon it is then Up yours. I remember when you first started dating her, eons ago (talk o the toon coz he had a bird a few years older than him) lol She was nice back then. I honestly think she despises me now. the feeling is mutual. Some would say we're in a rut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Curahee hates his wife. LOL Kicked the arse out of that particular routine son. This. Also kicked the arse out of the arse routine as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Curahee hates his wife. LOL Kicked the arse out of that particular routine son. Did he not **** around on her and then brag about it on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Did he not **** around on her and then brag about it on here? I'm still here so you can ask me instead of asking someone else. Yes I did stray but it ended very badly so don't go there please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Yes I did stray I'd recommend diamonds then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Spilling intimate marital details on a football message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'd recommend diamonds then. It'd work for a day then we'd be back to our usual crap. Btw I've tried to PM you but can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 This thread isn't gonna end how Currahee planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Get her spa vouchers, that way you can get shot of her for a weekend and she might come back marginally improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Invite her sister round and give them a joint present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 After the OP's earlier concerns regarding "bum play" we all know where that strapless dildo is gonna end up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Invite her sister round and give them a joint present :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 See you on the other side Dunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Invite her sister round and give them a joint present Invite her sister round and give them a joint present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It took me a good three or four minutes to work out what you do with that thing. I was like..... .... oh, I get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 Invite her sister round and give them a joint present I'll end up bailing out and going for 1. I'm a shitbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdougg Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 GHP. Best 7 seconds of her life. That's including a hug & roll afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It took me a good three or four minutes to work out what you do with that thing. I was like..... .... oh, I get it! That's why it's called Realdoe! At first your like - eh wtf? Then it clicks and it's like *doh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 That image though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 That image though. Dishwasher safe though. They've thought of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Has anyone seen the one for guys. Goes up your arse and vibrates behind your ballsack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Chappy Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Has anyone seen the one for guys. Goes up your arse and vibrates behind your ballsack. You have to get out more mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 You have to get out more mate. Chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Merry Xmas http://www.annsummers.com/p/big-boy---large-red-prostate-massager/07anavas1019044 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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