Tams bird Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Woke me up at 5.30am buzing at my window. Had to get rid of 4 so far and its only 7.35am. Didnt kill them, caught them and put them out the door. One day of sunshine and they are all out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Woke me up at 5.30am buzing at my window. Had to get rid of 4 so far and its only 7.35am. Didnt kill them, caught them and put them out the door. One day of sunshine and they are all out Dont kill any animals except Wasps. Fecking terrified of the horrible nasty wee buggers. Almost crashed my car 2 years ago when one got inside my car and I only noticed it when I was on the motorway. I was swerving all over the road trying to smash this little fecker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Yes, and they are more evil than ever this year. Kill them all. Crush them under your feet like the head of the serpent. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Yes, and they are more evil than ever this year. Kill them all. Crush them under your feet like the head of the serpent. . As a side issue, have you seen the size of Bee's this year? I dont normally worry about bee's, but it looks as if the queen of each Hive has been mating with a fecking Budgy. They're massive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Kill them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Wasps are the nazis of the insect world. Total barstewards, they're final obliteration would be celebrated with a fine selection of crisps and a can of fizzy pop round my gaff. Seagulls aint much better, but they're harder to kill, grrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Woke me up at 5.30am buzing at my window. Had to get rid of 4 so far and its only 7.35am. Didnt kill them, caught them and put them out the door. One day of sunshine and they are all out I had to wake Tedp up this morning at 5.45am to get rid of a huge bee which was making a racket as it was stuck between the curtains and window in our bedroom. Like my bro has mentioned this was about the size of a bird. How is it tho you go to release them out of the window and all they wanna do is fly straight at you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Horrible little things. I'd happily swat away at them for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I've just had God on the phone, he says it alright to kill wasps. Get to it folks. Note: It's raining today, wasps hate rain. Hahaha, get it right up you wasps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I had to wake Tedp up this morning at 5.45am to get rid of a huge bee which was making a racket as it was stuck between the curtains and window in our bedroom. Like my bro has mentioned this was about the size of a bird. How is it tho you go to release them out of the window and all they wanna do is fly straight at you!!! Don't leave your windows open at night. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile. I have a theory that bees are just wasps in disguise with furry coats coats on. Do NOT trust them. It's flying at you to hurt you. Kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Don't leave your windows open at night. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile. I have a theory that bees are just wasps in disguise with furry coats coats on. Do NOT trust them. It's flying at you to hurt you. Kill it. Ha ha the thing is all my wondows were shut last night.............meaning it was in from yesterday as it was so fat it would have needed quite a wide space to get in. You are right they must be one of the most annoying/scary insects that live. (wasps being worse at least bees make honey for us!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Ha ha the thing is all my wondows were shut last night.............meaning it was in from yesterday as it was so fat it would have needed quite a wide space to get in. You are right they must be one of the most annoying/scary insects that live. (wasps being worse at least bees make honey for us!) Shell, the wee buggers are getting so big that they probably hold yer cat flap open and invite their pals in! Horrible little things, I think they are the hobo's of the insect world and I just love batting them with my hand when they are flying, and the slowly feeling them crunch under your trainer Loving NT's quotes on them though heh heh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Bees are ****ing amazing things. No intention of stinging you at all. You can hold them in your hand like a beetle. FTW! Bees rule! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 How do you know there were 4? Maybe it was just the one wee irritating ******* who kept coming ack. Now see if you'd killed the wee ****er you would have known for sure! Wasps are nasty wee critters - kill 'em all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Is it not the case that if you kill a wasp it just attracts more of the wee buggers? I think they come to feed off their dead mate's rotting carcas. Evil beasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. I fainted when I looked at that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I fainted when I looked at that post. Crikey! I'd be scared to leave the house with those things buzzing around ma hied! That could make off with a small child! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I fainted when I looked at that post. Apparently a single hornet can kill 40 honey bees a minute. Truly the baddest ass of the insect world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. I wont be able to sleep tonight thanks to that image, you horrible horrible human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 As a side issue, have you seen the size of Bee's this year? I dont normally worry about bee's, but it looks as if the queen of each Hive has been mating with a fecking Budgy. They're massive I had one in my house last week and it was HUGE. I wouldn't normally kill a bee (wasps are another matter) but unfortunately I was just leaving for work and I couldn't leave the bee in the flat with my two cats. Felt rather guilty afterwards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Is it not the case that if you kill a wasp it just attracts more of the wee buggers? I think they come to feed off their dead mate's rotting carcas. Evil beasts. Thats what happens with the African bee mate. they release a feramone (Sp?) that gets the other bee's to attack what's killed the original bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I wont be able to sleep tonight thanks to that image, you horrible horrible human being. Hehe. My work here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. That image will haunt my dreams for a good few weeks. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Can't believe you let the fecker fly away. Wasps MUST be killed. MUST be. Sounds like you might have a nest very close to your gaff by the way!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. that picture gives me the bloody shivers i'll be having nightmares for weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. ****'s SAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just be thankful you don't live in Japan where the giant hornet lives. Imagine one of these bad boys flying through your car window on the motorway. Phew, just realised that was the common, or garden, British wasp on the late Beadle's wee hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just out of interest, how do you pronounce 'wasp'? I pronounce the 'a' like the 'a' in call. So it's more like 'wosp'; my dad, however, pronounces the 'a' like the 'a' in 'pack'. I reckon the second pronunciation sounds daft as **** and take the **** out of my dad every time he uses it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Woke me up at 5.30am buzing at my window. Had to get rid of 4 so far and its only 7.35am. Didnt kill them, caught them and put them out the door. One day of sunshine and they are all out sounds like theyre nesting above your ceiling(they come down the light fitting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just out of interest, how do you pronounce 'wasp'? I pronounce the 'a' like the 'a' in call. So it's more like 'wosp'; my dad, however, pronounces the 'a' like the 'a' in 'pack'. I reckon the second pronunciation sounds daft as **** and take the **** out of my dad every time he uses it. Tell your dad that is ridiculous and it sounds like something a weegie would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Phew, just realised that was the common, or garden, British wasp on the late Beadle's wee hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Tell your dad that is ridiculous and it sounds like something a weegie would say. You're aff yer nut pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just out of interest, how do you pronounce 'wasp'? I pronounce the 'a' like the 'a' in call. So it's more like 'wosp'; my dad, however, pronounces the 'a' like the 'a' in 'pack'. Maybe it's a generation thing neave. My late uncle and granny both used to say 'wasp' in the way you say your Dad does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 I went to my shed at the start of last Spring and discovered that the wee bassas had built a nest:mad: I was on the verge of burning the whole shed down untill the wife stopped me:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Wasps are the nazis of the insect world. Total barstewards, they're final obliteration would be celebrated with a fine selection of crisps and a can of fizzy pop round my gaff. Seagulls aint much better, but they're harder to kill, grrr. As to your seagulls propblem, nothing a little paraceatamol and some tin foil wont fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 i bloody knew i shouldn't have looked at this thread i've always been phobic about wasps, and that pic has done me no favours i've honestly got goosebumps and shaking slightly after seeing it urgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 As to your seagulls propblem, nothing a little paraceatamol and some tin foil wont fix. A big jar of strawberry jam outside and you have 100s in mins ,then give them the garden hose and blast them to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Just out of interest, how do you pronounce 'wasp'? I pronounce the 'a' like the 'a' in call. So it's more like 'wosp'; my dad, however, pronounces the 'a' like the 'a' in 'pack'. I reckon the second pronunciation sounds daft as **** and take the **** out of my dad every time he uses it. Vespa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I got stung in the middle of January one year in the middle of the night. I woke up after the sting and looked at my arm to see the hugest wasp getting ready to have a go again. I swear the thing was a couple of inches long, to say I freaked out would be an understatement!!! My theory is that it was the queen and had come into the house on it's last legs and just wanted to spread some pain before it died. It died pretty swiflty once I was fully awake and realised what the chuff was going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor.Arturo Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I bought a tin of wasp killer last year from Tesco, its called 'Rapid' this stuff is the mutts nuts!. First wasp I sprayed, I was ready to leg it out the living room while it flew about in a rage before dying, this stuff dropped it instantly!! melted the wings on contact, it dropped onto the carpet like a brick.....I then got to watch and revel in its oh so painful death I have 2 tins for this summer......bring em on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I bought a tin of wasp killer last year from Tesco, its called 'Rapid' this stuff is the mutts nuts!. First wasp I sprayed, I was ready to leg it out the living room while it flew about in a rage before dying, this stuff dropped it instantly!! melted the wings on contact, it dropped onto the carpet like a brick.....I then got to watch and revel in its oh so painful death I have 2 tins for this summer......bring em on!! I have that stuff and it is indeed the bollocks. Watching as the white powder burns away at their *******ing skin, slowly killing them while they're going mental. Aaaah, payback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I have that stuff and it is indeed the bollocks. Watching as the white powder burns away at their *******ing skin, slowly killing them while they're going mental. Aaaah, payback. That sounds amazing. But alas, I'm off to spain for four months ready to tackle at the weird **** hot countries have flying about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 Cruel B*******... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I bought a tin of wasp killer last year from Tesco, its called 'Rapid' this stuff is the mutts nuts!. First wasp I sprayed, I was ready to leg it out the living room while it flew about in a rage before dying, this stuff dropped it instantly!! melted the wings on contact, it dropped onto the carpet like a brick.....I then got to watch and revel in its oh so painful death I have 2 tins for this summer......bring em on!! do you reckon it works on most animals?could have fun wi this;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 do you reckon it works on most animals?could have fun wi this;) Im going to phone the RSPCA mate, FFS you've just got your new dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Im going to phone the RSPCA mate, FFS you've just got your new dog. shes not that new,its our 10th anniversary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Only been stung once. Wee bugger hid in my trousers (drying outside). When I put them on I wondered why there was still a label in my trousers sticking into me. Pulled them down when it flew out. Fortunately never stung me in a really bad place but not far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 wasps are satan"s off spring , they should be wiped out , hate them , was at a bus stop once and a wasp turned up and targeted me , bus stop was packed, ended up running about like a loony , so got on the bus and s**** myself as the little fecker got on the bus also , cue musical chairs be me , ended up watching it get smacked with a NEWS PAPER by this OLD LADY.:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Only been stung once. Wee bugger hid in my trousers (drying outside). When I put them on I wondered why there was still a label in my trousers sticking into me. Pulled them down when it flew out. Fortunately never stung me in a really bad place but not far. I got stung by a bee once............................... ?4.99 for a jar of honey. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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