Craigieboy Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Peeing during the night. 'Accidentally' deleting football stuff off the Sky box. (never her stuff). Frowning and muttering when you try to get your kids to say rude words. Hair in the plug hole. Sanitary towels that stick to the bin liner. Texting me at work for trivial matters. Stroking the dog. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Peeing during the night. 'Accidentally' deleting football stuff off the Sky box. (never her stuff). Frowning and muttering when you try to get your kids to say rude words. Hair in the plug hole. Sanitary towels that stick to the bin liner. Texting me at work for trivial matters. Stroking the dog. . Has to be calling me at work to ask a question that could easily wait until I get home or demanding I make plans... I could say "I'm off out, she'll say when will you be back", I say "not sure depends on what happens", she'll say "well can you not guess a time", I say "no cos that just means there's a chance I could let you down." Bye bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Peeing during the night. 'Accidentally' deleting football stuff off the Sky box. (never her stuff). Frowning and muttering when you try to get your kids to say rude words. Hair in the plug hole. Sanitary towels that stick to the bin liner. Texting me at work for trivial matters. Stroking the dog. . Talking, Eating, Sleeping, Breathing!! Seriously the MAIN one is, everytime I go for a Bath, She HAS to go for a Pee, WTF... Then, when she's finished she wants to sit and ferkin Talk...WHY???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Crackin his fingers absolutely annoys the hell outta me and the stench from his arse after he's had an indian meal:rolleyes: oh and his snoring although that has calmed down a lot! thats it for now, i could prob think of more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Has to be calling me at work to ask a question that could easily wait until I get home or demanding I make plans... I could say "I'm off out, she'll say when will you be back", I say "not sure depends on what happens", she'll say "well can you not guess a time", I say "no cos that just means there's a chance I could let you down." Bye bye Every Hearts home game for me. It's fairly simple yet she never grasps it. This season against Gretna she was ok about me having a night out. Yet when we humped Rangers 4-2, she took the huff cause I never got in until 12am. They just dinnae get it! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Cracking her toes. Lateness. Moaning about my supposed lust for her friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Leaving his clothes lying on the bedroom floor. Get's my goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Leaving his clothes lying on the bedroom floor. Get's my goat. Didn't realise your partner was male:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Single now but... Moaning about me having to schedule things around Hearts games, "you're not going to change me woman". Moaning about the music I listen to, the tele programmes I watch or that I like some along time on the computer. Her not being ready to get up in the morning, I am, but I'm not allowed to get up either. And just the usual woman schizo thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardbeer Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 candles on in the daylight need i say more ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 candles on in the daylight need i say more ? I know mate. Lights on & heating blaring when it's the middle of summer. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Crackin his fingers absolutely annoys the hell outta me and the stench from his arse after he's had an indian meal:rolleyes: oh and his snoring although that has calmed down a lot! thats it for now, i could prob think of more Your just perfect of course eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I know mate. Lights on & heating blaring when it's the middle of summer. . And then when questioning putting the heating on when its 80 degree's outside, come out with 'Its False Economy' to turn it off. WTF Many more I could contribute, will think of them throughout the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I hate it when 25% of the month is ladies week, therefor knackering up any chances of getting my nat king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 And then when questioning putting the heating on when its 80 degree's outside, come out with 'Its False Economy' to turn it off. WTF Many more I could contribute, will think of them throughout the evening. I've had this as well. Do they realise that some of these comments make them out to be fairly thick? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 When you ask them to pick you up some Cider when they're out shopping in Tesco's, as you fancy getting Mullered, then they arrive with a 4 pack of Strongbow for you to watch the Champions League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Didn't realise your partner was male:cool: Just thought I'd see who would bite. I'm afraid she is a nagging female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 And then when questioning putting the heating on when its 80 degree's outside, come out with 'Its False Economy' to turn it off. WTF Many more I could contribute, will think of them throughout the evening. Make her pay the power bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Peeing during the night. 'Accidentally' deleting football stuff off the Sky box. (never her stuff). Frowning and muttering when you try to get your kids to say rude words. Hair in the plug hole. Sanitary towels that stick to the bin liner. Texting me at work for trivial matters. Stroking the dog. . Got you on all except the last one? Whats wrong with showing some affection for the poor animal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domokun Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Got you on all except the last one? Whats wrong with showing some affection for the poor animal? Depends on which part the 'stroking' is carried out upon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Feigning interest when the footys on...dont they realise that it is actually irritating, put a load on, or bleach the bathroom or something. Anything...other than: "Wheres this game being played?","Are Rangers in blue thats their usual colour isnt it?", etc,etc..ad infinitum. "JUST WANT TO WATCH THE GAME!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 After she has a few sherbet's, goes banshee on me about trivial pish that happened weeks ago. An exorcism quickly ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I'm glad I'm single for a bit, my ex was a nightmare Getting on my case about her 5 portions of fruit and veg a day (never enough veg on her plate) Moaning cos the restaurant I wanted to go to never had enough vegetarian options. Well you chose to be vegetarian. The regular hour of moaning about her workmates every night when she came in. Always wanting to go on holiday when I was borassic. Always being right. Wanting to go to bed everynight at 10, then moaning if I had the light on to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Just thought I'd see who would bite. I'm afraid she is a nagging female. Thats a mighty big closet your hiding in there Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Thats a mighty big closet your hiding in there Dave I think Linda fell for it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Lateness is by far the most annoying. I'm the type of person who arrives 5 minutes early and am never late for anything. Being held back because the burd can't walk quickly in high heels or wants to do some extra time consuming stuff to her hair, bugs the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Feigning interest when the footys on...dont they realise that it isactually irritating, put a load on, or bleach the bathroom or something. Anything...other than: "Wheres this game being played?","Are Rangers in blue thats their usual colour isnt it?", etc,etc..ad infinitum. "JUST WANT TO WATCH THE GAME!" Jings...some girls can't win. You hear moans about women having no interest or understanding of football and then you hear moans when they try to take an interest. Are you lot never happy? You should be pleased that she's actually trying....surely?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Lateness is by far the most annoying. I'm the type of person who arrives 5 minutes early and am never late for anything. Being held back because the burd can't walk quickly in high heels or wants to do some extra time consuming stuff to her hair, bugs the hell out of me. Did a Naughty by Nature night on my Ipod last night Cosa, was not too bad. Reminded me of the hazy days of Wilkie House, oh to be 19 again and crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Not having my tea ready for when I get home. The beers are warm. When she moans about me chatting up her sister/mother. She hasn't done my ironing. Won't let me upload the sex tapes to the internet to show my friends/workmates/random strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Did a Naughty by Nature night on my Ipod last night Cosa, was not too bad. Reminded me of the hazy days of Wilkie House, oh to be 19 again and crazy. You have fine taste in tunes Andy. Hip-hop-hooray...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I think Linda fell for it though. No me:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Jings...some girls can't win. You hear moans about women having no interest or understanding of football and then you hear moans when they try to take an interest. Are you lot never happy? You should be pleased that she's actually trying....surely?... I was watching a Scotland game once. I think it was a pretty important game. Something important had just happened involving Pressley, and my mum comes out with: "My, look how short Steven Pressley's shorts are! He needs to get a size bigger next time!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennygarland1 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Nothing,she is absolutely perfect:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 What gets me is that my lass is 20 and I am 31. She demands sex from me like 3-4 times a day and due to my elderly years I can't keep up. She's all like; "you don't fancy me, you never want to have sex"... its terrible. Also, insecurity about when I mention her sister or friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Nothing,he is absolutely perfect:) See I knew you were a hobo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennygarland1 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 See I knew you were a hobo! A teapot of the highest order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I was watching a Scotland game once. I think it was a pretty important game. Something important had just happened involving Pressley, and my mum comes out with: "My, look how short Steven Pressley's shorts are! He needs to get a size bigger next time!". She was probably spot on though, he quite often does wear obscenely small shorts. Hartley often wears these big daft things that are too long and flap about his knees too. These are thoughts I try not to vocalise...hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 When she's on the phone it's like a Bananarama video, all hand movements. If I didn't know better I'd swear she was Italian. When she insists on giving directions, the kids call her TomTomNo On the very few occasions she makes me a brew after I have taken the dug out she complains if I don't drink it right away, even when I'm bursting for a slash myself. Why don't you discipline the kids and when I do she'll say "you were a bit harsh with them" for takening the extention lead out there rooms. Took my a while to realise that if I took out the lead I could leave the telly and other stuff in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I think Linda fell for it though. She falls for everything mate, she must do if she fell for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 She falls for everything mate, she must do if she fell for me! I think the word is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Jings...some girls can't win. You hear moans about women having no interest or understanding of football and then you hear moans when they try to take an interest. Are you lot never happy? You should be pleased that she's actually trying....surely?... She`s actually very trying...undoubtedly! Just mean that i would prefer if she(the burd)either LOVED footy(i.e telling ME to shut it when its on).Or LOATHED footy(i.e telling me its ****). What i CANT STAND is irrelevent questions and the PRETENCE that shes interested...you cant bull**** a bull****ter. I tell ye...if it wasnt for her voracious sexual appetite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo2006 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 well I can complain well sort of my other half hates me watchin the footie on the telly as she's into that desparate housewives pesh lol! But makes up when Miss Massage comes out lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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