munki boy Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 The Liverpool manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation. He scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day ? Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you tell me that you were having a great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' 'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 An old one but a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBjambo Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Someone call Stan Boardman and tell him his joke has been nicked... again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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