darylhmfc1 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 WTF ma back teeth are swimming!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adeb74 Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 As Train guard Micky Khan used to announce - please do not hide in the toilets as I will flush you out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darylhmfc1 Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 Micky khan's an *******!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambohog Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Pain in the ass he was, but he can unblock a toilet. He can talk too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 Still rather use the bogs on a filthy FGW train than at ER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Still rather use the bogs on a filthy FGW train than at ER Rather you than me bud! I'll pass until I can use the bogs in a mess room in a station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Still rather use the bogs on a filthy FGW train than at ER Whereabouts do you stay? I had some TREMENDOUS spews in FGW toilets back in my Reading/Maidenhead days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Whereabouts do you stay? I had some TREMENDOUS spews in FGW toilets back in my Reading/Maidenhead days! Bath mate use FGW regularly to commute to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Whereabouts do you stay? I had some TREMENDOUS spews in FGW toilets back in my Reading/Maidenhead days! Is there anywhere you haven't had a tremendous spew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Is there anywhere you haven't had a tremendous spew? Never spewed outside The Ark on a Sunday morning...but that's another story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Bath mate use FGW regularly to commute to work I've traded up to South West Trains. They have, seriously now...SEATS! Not tried the toilets yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I've traded up to South West Trains. They have, seriously now...SEATS! Not tried the toilets yet. Fridays train even had a lid on its seat, now I know why they have inflation busting price hikes every year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Never spewed outside The Ark on a Sunday morning...but that's another story! Although you have called them from outside to see when they are opening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Never spewed outside The Ark on a Sunday morning...but that's another story! Although you have called them from outside to see when they are opening. Now the cat isn out the bag what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Now the cat isn out the bag what happened? Ok, in summary (it's not a GREAT story),a few years back, Hearts were on a pishy 12 o'clocker (Aberdeen I think). Myself, Floyd and others from the Glasgow Hearts rocked up to The Ark just up from George Square for the game. At kickoff the lazy slags still hadn't let us in, so I looked up their number online, called them and politely but firmly told them to open the door. That's the boring bit of the story. The bit everyone who was there remembers was the pigeon eating last nights spew off the pavement - several grown men were off their drink for at least five minutes after witnessing it - pigeons are filthy *******s, fact! Ythat's about it I think. But seriously, a proper toilet seat? What next...actual bogroll??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Ok, in summary (it's not a GREAT story),a few years back, Hearts were on a pishy 12 o'clocker (Aberdeen I think). Myself, Floyd and others from the Glasgow Hearts rocked up to The Ark just up from George Square for the game. At kickoff the lazy slags still hadn't let us in, so I looked up their number online, called them and politely but firmly told them to open the door. That's the boring bit of the story. The bit everyone who was there remembers was the pigeon eating last nights spew off the pavement - several grown men were off their drink for at least five minutes after witnessing it - *pigeons are filthy *******s, fact! Ythat's about it I think. But seriously, a proper toilet seat? What next...**actual bogroll??? *vermin with wings ** isn't that expecting a bit much, what they do have beats that tracing paper shit from years ago that scratched your erse to feck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 *vermin with wings ** isn't that expecting a bit much, what they do have beats that tracing paper shit from years ago that scratched your erse to feck Just renewed my monthly ticket there - robbing ******* didn't even wear a mask! I want Andrex paper on the train tomorrow...in fact for what I'm paying I should be able to wipe my arse on the Andrex puppy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Just renewed my monthly ticket there - robbing ******* didn't even wear a mask! I want Andrex paper on the train tomorrow...in fact for what I'm paying I should be able to wipe my arse on the Andrex puppy!!! My ST is to be renewed next week, seriously considering the bus but their prices aren't much better, also they know its one or the other for passengers so can rise the cost every time FGW raise their price. Must be taking advice from the rangers and their bigoted brethren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I've traded up to South West Trains. They have, seriously now...SEATS! Not tried the toilets yet. Use SWT quiet a bit and have to say they are 1 of the best companys around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Just renewed my monthly ticket there - robbing ******* didn't even wear a mask! I want Andrex paper on the train tomorrow...in fact for what I'm paying I should be able to wipe my arse on the Andrex puppy!!! I asked my line manager to make masks standard issue uniform to any staff that sell tickets. I wince everytime someone asks me for a peak ticket to anywhere beyond Reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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