No Gods and Precious Few Heroes Rangers Parody

[allo allo]

Chorus

Cause there are no gers and theres precious few heroes

but theres plenty in the stands in the land o the leal

and its time now to sweep the future clear

of the lies of a past that we know was never real

1.

I was listening to the news the other day

I heard a football manager who had the cheek to say

he was proud to be Rangers by the way

with the glories of our past to remember

heres tae us whas like us listen to the cry

No Surrender to the truth and heres the reason why

the pride and the glorys just another bl00dy lie

We use to keep you all in line

2.

So to H3ll with the peepul and the blue

they cheated us for years and none of it was true

cause they still prefer lamb and mint to you

Ah but men that think like Green are even better

theres nothing much to choose between the old laird and the new

they still dont give a damn for the likes of me and you

just mind you buy your season from the owner when its due

and mind your bl00dy manners when you pay

3.

And tell me will we never hear the end

of poor Bl00dy rangers and Ibrox yet again

Charlie ran like a rabbit doon the glen

leaving Duff and Phelps shuffling paper and pen

or are you sitting in your council house thinking of your band

waiting for the SFA to come and free the land

try going doon the broo wi a football in your hand

and count all the bears in the queue

4.

So dont talk to me of Scotlands Premier League

cause if we dont fight soon there'll be nothing left to grieve

or would you rather stand and watch them dig our grave

while you wait for the SPL Messiah

he'll lead us to Doncaster wi laughter in his eye

We'll all live off the lamb and SKY cash by and by

Free heavy beer Chick'n'Traynor on SKY

WILL WE NEVER HAE THE SENSE TO LEARN

Final Chorus

Ah theres no gods and theres precious few heroes

but theres plenty in the stands of the land of the leal

And i'm damn sure that theres plenty live in fear

OF THE DAY WE STAND TOGETHER WITH OUR SHOULDERS TO THE WHEEL

 

 

( Land of the leal = place of the faithful and true of heart)

[brownkg]

search for the dick Gauchan version it has more of an edge to it than McNeil's but either way inspiring words.