JennyJambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Yes I know I am one but Christ we can be a wierd lot! A man has just come and put a For Sale sign in my garden. Now given I am selling it that is a good thing right? Well you'd think so. Only for some reason seeing this man putting this sign up has just made me all teary and upset! What's all that about? I want to sell the house. It was my decision for goodness sake! So how come instead of being happy, I am blubbing? I don't get it! I pity you men...if a woman can't understand herself what chance do you blokes have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Milk and two love.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Put a bit more tonic in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmiyaRomanova Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Take a dump on the kitchen floor and leave it there. It'll make moving out that little bit easier for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doyle Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Yes I know I am one but Christ we can be a wierd lot! A man has just come and put a For Sale sign in my garden. Now given I am selling it that is a good thing right? Well you'd think so. Only for some reason seeing this man putting this sign up has just made me all teary and upset! What's all that about? I want to sell the house. It was my decision for goodness sake! So how come instead of being happy, I am blubbing? I don't get it! I pity you men...if a woman can't understand herself what chance do you blokes have? Where do you stay....I might know the guy that puts up the sign.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Yes I know I am one but Christ we can be a wierd lot! A man has just come and put a For Sale sign in my garden. Now given I am selling it that is a good thing right? Well you'd think so. Only for some reason seeing this man putting this sign up has just made me all teary and upset! What's all that about? I want to sell the house. It was my decision for goodness sake! So how come instead of being happy, I am blubbing? I don't get it! I pity you men...if a woman can't understand herself what chance do you blokes have? On my parents street a for sale sign appeared outside a house. We knew the family and was surprised that they were selling, my mum phoned them up and found out the guy who puts the sign up fixed it on the wrong house, it was a house down the street. Think the people who lived in the house where the sign had orignally been put up must of got a few phone calls from puzzeled neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 Take a dump on the kitchen floor and leave it there. It'll make moving out that little bit easier for you. Oh that's gross! I'm a woman...therefore I am more likely to clean the place thoroughly afore I go than mess it! All is calm again! No more tears. Drama over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 it's a buyers market now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Oh that's gross! I'm a woman...therefore I am more likely to clean the place thoroughly afore I go than mess it! All is calm again! No more tears. Drama over! You're not... Aberdonian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Take a dump on the kitchen floor and leave it there. It'll make moving out that little bit easier for you. no take a dump by a radiator and turn the heating on full when you leave for the last time:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Oh that's gross! I'm a woman...therefore I am more likely to clean the place thoroughly afore I go than mess it! All is calm again! No more tears. Drama over! Women are the ones who clean the place thoroughly before the cleaner arrives, for the sake of appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debtor Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Yes I know I am one but Christ we can be a wierd lot! A man has just come and put a For Sale sign in my garden. Now given I am selling it that is a good thing right? Well you'd think so. Only for some reason seeing this man putting this sign up has just made me all teary and upset! What's all that about? I want to sell the house. It was my decision for goodness sake! So how come instead of being happy, I am blubbing? I don't get it! I pity you men...if a woman can't understand herself what chance do you blokes have? You seem quite normal to me hen. No reason to worry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 As Dr Dre says(not me mods I'd never insult women) bitches and hos bitches and hos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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