tedp6873 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hey guys and girls not sure if anyone works in Ikea on here,If they can confirm this is true or not?? but heard a wee story that they are having a sale on Sat with a huge 21% off all stock????? So if you are not wanting to go to the football take yer mrs to Ikea.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Or drop her at Ikea and go to the football. That place is hellish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I live in Penicuik Tom, so only a five minute drive for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Nothing advertised here yet. http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/IkeaNearYouView?storeId=7&langId=-20&StoreNumber=265 we need some inside info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Aye, you get a 21 year old Swedish lovely to give you a free full body when she is shopping. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 im mates with loadsa people that work there and i can exclusively reveal that it is true. however its open 6am-12midnight so if your wanting anything your to get down as early as you can. feel dirty promoting ikea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbie_Burns Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 If it is true you'll probably have to park in Penicuik anyway and then you'll need a shoehorn to get into the place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Buy gloves too. Your hands will be in shreds after building it. Decent cheap furniture but a horrible horrible place especially when full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Nothing advertised here yet. http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/IkeaNearYouView?storeId=7&langId=-20&StoreNumber=265 we need some inside info. i beleieve its been kept quiet until tomorrow offishul launch etc etc.....;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Aye, you get a 21 year old Swedish lovely to give you a free full body when she is shopping. . Sold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Oh, and does it include their hotdogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Oh, and does it include their hotdogs? lol 21% off the hot dogs you would only get 79% so i would prefer to pay the whole 100% lol:confused:;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'd rather lose a bit of roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 i beleieve its been kept quiet until tomorrow offishul launch etc etc.....;) woops. maybe iv said too much il have the big bad swedes on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 woops. maybe iv said too much il have the big bad swedes on me Jeezo, googling swede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I will just go to the football... Hate the place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Jeezo, googling swede. crikey its worse than i thought. there was me thinking it would just be big blonde people coming after me. they pics scare me more. imagine 4 or 5 giant ones of them with legs chasing you down the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 crikey its worse than i thought. there was me thinking it would just be big blonde people coming after me. they pics scare me more. imagine 4 or 5 giant ones of them with legs chasing you down the road I did and laughed. Then I googled swede. You'd probably prefer some of the other pictures subjects to be chasing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I did and laughed. Then I googled swede. You'd probably prefer some of the other pictures subjects to be chasing you. well im glad you found it funny! hmm some proof would probably help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 well im glad you found it funny! hmm some proof would probably help Not alowed on the site. Try yourself. Its funny! Big turnips. On topic, why 21%?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Then I googled swede. You'd probably prefer some of the other pictures subjects to be chasing you. That sounds like the guy who chooses his own death in Monty Pythons Meaning of Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 That sounds like the guy who chooses his own death in Monty Pythons Meaning of Life Good choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Not alowed on the site. Try yourself. Its funny! Big turnips. On topic, why 21%?! aaah i see i have no idea. i thought that myself but didnt really ask about it. its such a random number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 aaah i see i have no idea. i thought that myself but didnt really ask about it. its such a random number Its not 21 years of Ikea. Maybe they're just retards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Its not 21 years of Ikea. Maybe they're just retards. i think youv got it in one there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 i think youv got it in one there Ironically (I think) I'm sitting at an Ikea desk right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 ok its 21 years of Ikea being open and yes I will be dragging Ted round on Saturday am but only for my kitchen then it will be pub and to the footie, not gonna hang about that place all day and miss the fottie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Cant think of much worse hate the place normally, so will just be down for pub, game, home and more pub on Sat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 ok its 21 years of Ikea being open and yes I will be dragging Ted round on Saturday am but only for my kitchen then it will be pub and to the footie, not gonna hang about that place all day and miss the fottie!!! Ikeas older than that no? 1987? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Ikeas older than that no? 1987? Nah Tom was on some website saying it was its 21st birthday hence the 21% discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Nah Tom was on some website saying it was its 21st birthday hence the 21% discount. Makes sense but I was sure it was a good 40-50 years. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hey guys and girls not sure if anyone works in Ikea on here,If they can confirm this is true or not?? but heard a wee story that they are having a sale on Sat with a huge 21% off all stock????? If this turns out to be true mate - which it's looking like it may be - then you are, without a shadow of doubt, the man! She's been at me for ages to get some big unit type thing from there, but as it was ?600+ I've been dodging buying it. It will be some result if I can get it for ?450. I'll be there by 7am on Saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlogged Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 mmm pear cider ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 mmm pear cider ! ! Just what I was thinking too Glad my missus is away on a hen weekend this weekend, or would've most probably been dragged there pre fitba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 If this turns out to be true mate - which it's looking like it may be - then you are, without a shadow of doubt, the man! She's been at me for ages to get some big unit type thing from there, but as it was ?600+ I've been dodging buying it. It will be some result if I can get it for ?450. I'll be there by 7am on Saturday! Well JOH its looking like its going to be go go go for you on sat best of luck might see you there lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 If this turns out to be true mate - which it's looking like it may be - then you are, without a shadow of doubt, the man! She's been at me for ages to get some big unit type thing from there, but as it was ?600+ I've been dodging buying it. It will be some result if I can get it for ?450. I'll be there by 7am on Saturday! it is true!! oo 7am?? you might have missed it if your not there queuing at opening time at 6am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 We where there last month getting a kitchen planned............................ thank feck i did not buy it there and then i got all the paper work here and going to go in hand it to someone at the desk and say ok home deliver that lol pay for it and go to the football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I recieved an e mail from IKEA this morning. "It's 21 years since we opened our first store in the UK. Celebrate with us on 19th April, when we're offering 21% off everything* in store. The party starts early for IKEA FAMILY members, with a FREE breakfast between 6am-8am on 19th April in the IKEA restaurant. There'll be special offers for FAMILY members all day throughout the store too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Sounds like my idea of hell. Saturday in IKEA when they are having a sale. :evilno: I'd take all those not planning on renewing season tickets up there this Saturday........................you watch the renewals flood in on the monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Did someone mention a free breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 its now on the website 21% off Sat 19th April 6am-Midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 its now on the website 21% off Sat 19th April 6am-Midnight Bet you dinnae make opening on saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 This mornings conversation in Moz towers went like this....... Moz = " The boys on JKB are talking about some sort of good discount at IKEA on Saturday" Mrs Moz = " Thats what we need to do, you know, to get all the things we need for the new gaff we are moving to" Moz = "Yeah but it will be mobbed on Saturday........anyone with a bit savvy will go round , maybe today , and note all the code things you need and sort it out so on Saturday you don't have to go upstairs with the crowds, you just go in downstairs and pick the stuff up 'cause you know where it all is....that would be the best bet" Mrs Moz = " Right , get your coat" Moz = "Feck" This was followed by 2 hours of " Do you think this will look nice..?".............." Why aren't you paying attention..?"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I've just been out to price the stuff we're planning to buy on Saturday and I spoke to one of the assistants. She said they've been warned to expect pandemonium from 6am onwards. She added that Ikea London is being policed on Saturday. Good luck fellow brothers who are going to share this experience on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 guys i am so sorry for all the 5h1te i am putting you through at the moment. it is saving me ?359 on my kitchen so in my eyes its well worth it. I have the whole lot sorted and will be going in and handing my peice of paper to an assistant and saying ok i want. Not sure how long this process will take but thats my plan of attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 guys i am so sorry for all the 5h1te i am putting you through at the moment. it is saving me ?359 on my kitchen so in my eyes its well worth it. I have the whole lot sorted and will be going in and handing my peice of paper to an assistant and saying ok i want. Not sure how long this process will take but thats my plan of attack. Meanwhile I am gonna be waiting in the car :p:p hate shopping at best of times but on a Saturday in Ikea........................... only this once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Jeezo, googling swede. That's a turnip for the book. :):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 That's a turnip for the book.:):) Tip for beating the crowds on Saturday at 6 a.m..take one of these along: LETTUCE IN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 That's a turnip for the book.:):) Tip for beating the crowds on Saturday at 6 a.m..take one of these along: LETTUCE IN! We get fights in Tesco at Xmas etc over the last bottle of drink. Take kevlar guys. It'll be mayhem. Loony women scrapping over the last poang chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Well who else is up and ready to go????????:confused::confused: see ya ll there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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