SanliHearts Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Whole for me every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Classic thread contender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanliHearts Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Classic thread contender. Quite agree, this has some pontential! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi skinned for me! Love milk however any more than a glass and I'll be making regular trips to the bog to piss out my arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 strawberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Harvey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Breast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.">She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman."Oh, OK," says the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"No," says the woman. "Up to my t*** will be fine." Semi skimmed for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanliHearts Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.">She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman."Oh, OK," says the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"No," says the woman. "Up to my t*** will be fine." Semi skimmed for me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4H0sgAIU_A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Has to be semi skimmed. Whole milk is like drinking cream and skimmed is like water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi skimmed boy myself. Slightly off topic... Do you pronounce it milk or mulk? Mulk annoys me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi Mulk for me all the way....and not so much do I call it semi skimmed, its green mulk to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4H0sgAIU_A Can't say that David Firth is particularly family friendly. I was brought up on semi-skimmed so kind of naturally go for that. Whole milk is the way forward though, especially by the glass. In your tea/coffee/cereal it doesn't really matter either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 If I am buying for just myself Blue (Whole) milk, in the house the consensus is green (semi-skimmed) so it's mostly green I drink. Red is like water, pretty rank to be honest. I could drink milk all day, love the stuff. And as for milkshakes, Banana is the correct answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Green or Soya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi skimmed boy myself. Slightly off topic... Do you pronounce it milk or mulk? Mulk annoys me. People actually pronounce it mulk?! I wouldn't keep the company of anyone who did this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Blue! (Whole) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnomarooned Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Red top - skimmed. My body is a temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnomarooned Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi skinned for me! Love milk however any more than a glass and I'll be making regular trips to the bog to piss out my arse! Painting picures with words there. A lovely image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi Skimmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 People actually pronounce it mulk?! I wouldn't keep the company of anyone who did this. Depending where you grew up in Scotland, I'd say it was a pretty popular pronunciation. I'll say mulk depending on the company/how lazy I'm being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I'm quite partial to the orange top (1%) milk you get in Sainsbury's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 As Edinburghs most famous milkman once said; "Shemmi Shkimmed pleashhe" Love the odd swig on whole milk (especially out of a glass bottle) but its just a wee bit too thick. Heard the Jersey milk is pretty good. I don't know why Skimmed is the same price when its mostly water? The farmers have been robbing us for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 "Mulk" should be pronounced with a "w" where the "l" is written. Cereal & tea get green. The cappucino machine wants & gets red. I've experimented recently with the orange and also purple (pronounce that ya hoordies!) as multi-purpose. Some cooking recipes get blue. Angel Delight gets blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I'm quite partial to the orange top (1%) milk you get in Sainsbury's. Always has to be one smart arse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogaz1968 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Whole milk for me , If you want Semi skimmed just add water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Skimmed, always always always. Grew up drinking semi-skimmed, but since I made the switch even that feels disgustingly creamy now. Only get UHT milk here too. Used to it now, to the point where I actually find it useful to be able to buy six litres at a time and then not have to go to the shops for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Just remember folks, if you drink semi or skimmed (known as white water in the dairy industry) you are helping the profits of dairies. The excess cream that they take out the milk is made into other products or shipped out to Belgian chocolate makers! RWD ship two bulk tankers of cream per week to Belgium at great profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Just remember folks, if you drink semi or skimmed (known as white water in the dairy industry) you are helping the profits of dairies. The excess cream that they take out the milk is made into other products or shipped out to Belgian chocolate makers! RWD ship two bulk tankers of cream per week to Belgium at great profit. Imagine the 'cream slick' of one of those babies sank. Semi skimmed for me, though I'm patial to full fat UHT in coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 i got very confused when i moved over here. Whole Milk has a red top, half and half has blue, 2% is green and fat free is yellow. By the way - whole milk is the way forward. Anything else is for gays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 i got very confused when i moved over here. Whole Milk has a red top, half and half has blue, 2% is green and fat free is yellow. Same here, except that the skimmed is green and you don't get a fourth option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavySlaveJambo Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 1% here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Just remember folks, if you drink semi or skimmed (known as white water in the dairy industry) you are helping the profits of dairies. The excess cream that they take out the milk is made into other products or shipped out to Belgian chocolate makers! RWD ship two bulk tankers of cream per week to Belgium at great profit. Also, just saw this. I'm pretty sure that you're 'helping the profits of dairies' if you buy any milk at all, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi Skacel Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 None I hate milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I only have milk in porridge. So it's skimmed for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Also, just saw this. I'm pretty sure that you're 'helping the profits of dairies' if you buy any milk at all, to be honest. I chortled at that one, I really did. Years ago, I was working with the Milk Marketing Board and it was around the time that skimmed and semi-skimmed milk were taking off in popularity. Those dudes were rubbing their hands with glee as they were getting to sell stuff at full price that they'd previoulsy been tipping down the drains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 What do cows drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Also, just saw this. I'm pretty sure that you're 'helping the profits of dairies' if you buy any milk at all, to be honest. Ok, it should have read "helping raise the profits of dairies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 What do cows drink? Not sure if I'm spoiling a setup for a joke ... ... but the answer is ... Beer. http://www.kobe-beef-store.com/blog/general/do-kobe-cows-drink-beer/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Hearts Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Red Organic Skimmed. Try the organic skimmed and it tastes just like semi skimmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cams Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Whole milk all the way. Anything else is pointless like non alcohol beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_man Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Has to be semi skimmed. Whole milk is like drinking cream and skimmed is like water! I concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Blue milk tastes really weird tbh. Green milk is the stuff for me can drink 4 pints a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4H0sgAIU_A I've seen that before. Dark! Very dark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Bloo Coo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 What do cows drink? Blue WKD in my experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Semi and its pronounced mulk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I recently stopped eating dairy products as I'd heard and read that cows milk is bad for you, and is to blame for a lot of illnesses. I no longer feel bloated as much and my breathing is less laboured (I've got asthma). My skin is clearer, i get more female admirers and I've developed super powers. (ok I'm exaggerating slightly) It's been tough though and I really miss milk chocolate, but I've learned to enjoy dark chocolate. One thing I've really noticed is that I'm now more relaxed than I used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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